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Pro-Cilantro. Tired. MS-haver. She/Her.
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If I comment on one of your skeets with "vf", don't be confused. It stands for "very funny" and I know it's catching on because people are talking about it, they're talking about it everywhere and nobody thought of it until I did. I'm quite an innovator especially in the area of tech, you know. I kn
New cat Marley has been with us for about 2 1/2 weeks and already has several nicknames: Marley-Barley, Big Boy, BoyCat, and oddly, Little Habibi. He's settled in amazingly fast, considering he joined a pre-existing older cat and a middle-aged dog in our home. We sure love him!
January 31, 2026 at 12:39 AM
New cat Marley has been with us for about 2 1/2 weeks and already has several nicknames: Marley-Barley, Big Boy, BoyCat, and oddly, Little Habibi. He's settled in amazingly fast, considering he joined a pre-existing older cat and a middle-aged dog in our home. We sure love him!
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dogs are just a ploy by Big Dog Hair to sell more dog hair
January 28, 2026 at 3:57 AM
dogs are just a ploy by Big Dog Hair to sell more dog hair
Self-medicating with endless Ninja Warrior reels
January 26, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Self-medicating with endless Ninja Warrior reels
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I sang “2 Become 1” by Spice Girls directly into your Ring cam, please respond
January 26, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I sang “2 Become 1” by Spice Girls directly into your Ring cam, please respond
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System of a Downton Abbey
January 25, 2026 at 8:46 PM
System of a Downton Abbey
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next week i’m getting a fancy new butthole so if you see me screaming in pain please also scream in pain with me but like in a deferent “you have the fanciest butthole now” way
January 26, 2026 at 8:12 PM
next week i’m getting a fancy new butthole so if you see me screaming in pain please also scream in pain with me but like in a deferent “you have the fanciest butthole now” way
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hey friends! rummaging through my desk, I found a heap of stickers I've had printed over the years. I'll happily send you a couple--your choice or random--after you make a donation of any amount to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. interested? details below!
January 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
hey friends! rummaging through my desk, I found a heap of stickers I've had printed over the years. I'll happily send you a couple--your choice or random--after you make a donation of any amount to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. interested? details below!
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Making the most out of being my own worst enemy
January 21, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Making the most out of being my own worst enemy
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Live, laugh, leavin’ on a jet plane
January 25, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Live, laugh, leavin’ on a jet plane
Sit down and shut the fuck up [Inspirational]
January 20, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Sit down and shut the fuck up [Inspirational]
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spiderless gum, the only choice for a smooth, spider-free chewing experience
*may contain spider sugar
*may contain spider sugar
January 18, 2026 at 7:49 PM
spiderless gum, the only choice for a smooth, spider-free chewing experience
*may contain spider sugar
*may contain spider sugar
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“I just really need to focus on my art right now, mom.”
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
“I just really need to focus on my art right now, mom.”
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going to take a shower so hot that it evaporates my thoughts
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
going to take a shower so hot that it evaporates my thoughts
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I'm sorry but if it hasn't been purloined I simply have no desire for it
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I'm sorry but if it hasn't been purloined I simply have no desire for it
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It was the sweet little kitty cat sleeping on your lap of times, it was the little creep dunking his tail in your coffee and throwing up on the whitest part of the carpet of times
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It was the sweet little kitty cat sleeping on your lap of times, it was the little creep dunking his tail in your coffee and throwing up on the whitest part of the carpet of times
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While we’re on the subject, fuck Tuesdays
January 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
While we’re on the subject, fuck Tuesdays
New Cat: First Blood
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
New Cat: First Blood
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I'm doubling down on this one.
The world is suffering from a severe lack of grooviness, man.
January 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I'm doubling down on this one.
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the community theater’s production of ben-hur is gonna be 🔥
January 12, 2026 at 1:50 PM
the community theater’s production of ben-hur is gonna be 🔥
This fully Unintended Cat has joined our tiny fam.
Say HI MARLEY! 🥰
Say HI MARLEY! 🥰
January 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
This fully Unintended Cat has joined our tiny fam.
Say HI MARLEY! 🥰
Say HI MARLEY! 🥰
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The profundity of my bangers often goes unrecognized in these topsy turvy times. I have made peace with this because I banger not for clout. I banger for truth. I banger for the betterment of us all. This is altruism at its finest. This is bangertruism.
January 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
The profundity of my bangers often goes unrecognized in these topsy turvy times. I have made peace with this because I banger not for clout. I banger for truth. I banger for the betterment of us all. This is altruism at its finest. This is bangertruism.
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irrelevant your honor my client has never made a secret of loving pikachu in all senses of that word
January 12, 2026 at 9:12 AM
irrelevant your honor my client has never made a secret of loving pikachu in all senses of that word
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Sometimes my kids will present me with something so profound, that I am forced to reflect on my own life choices, like why did I have kids
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Sometimes my kids will present me with something so profound, that I am forced to reflect on my own life choices, like why did I have kids
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on this day exactly 25 years ago, I pointed at a beautiful woman across the street & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day,” but it turned out to be a lamppost
January 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
on this day exactly 25 years ago, I pointed at a beautiful woman across the street & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day,” but it turned out to be a lamppost