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That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝
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Pro-Cilantro. Tired. MS-haver. She/Her.

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Normally I'd agree, but whenever I see that spelling, I look to see the surname which is invariably something like "Smith" or "Jones."
October 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Life as we know it is OVERRRRR 😭

#SayItAintSo
October 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Sweet! One's all I need! 🤣
September 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This is Lady Daisybird [Surname]. She mostly goes by Daisy. She's Mensa-smart and driven and serves as a much sought-after lawyer in the entertainment industry. Prior to that, she was a highly-respected board certified thoracic surgeon. It's pretty insane, considering she's not even 12 yet.
September 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
These are my 3D printed jumping spider friends, Lola and little Jayzaria. Lola's v big and bootyful. Jayzaria is v baby and bootyful.
September 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
September 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Here's a nice zebra jumping spider for you!
September 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Izzy-Elsbeth wants to know if he's British. Also, nearsighted or far?
September 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Diagnose me. I felt nothing.
August 28, 2025 at 7:11 AM
🙂
August 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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August 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Mildred and all her many children, who are living in my city backyard for reasons unknown to me ❤️
July 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
FFS 🤣

Tried sinking the 10 ball from across the table, only to have the cue ball and 10 ball stop side by side and less than an inch from the pocket.
July 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
omg omg omg FINALLY it's (partial) New-Driveway Day!
July 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
this is who runs this account
June 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
There are two kinds of people.

#ErnieAF
June 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
What it's like hanging out with me
June 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
my uber is here
June 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
For some reason my house is shaking.
June 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
That time I popped out a baby at 42. Best decision I ever made 🥰
June 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Me, just having fun on Bluesky
June 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The very beautiful Lady Daisybird [Last Name], 11 yrs old. AKA Daisy 🥰
June 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It's a noisy day in the neighbourhood 🎶🎵
May 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM