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That Dang Tanner, Trophy Ex-Wife 🗝
@tanner68.bsky.social
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Normally I'd agree, but whenever I see that spelling, I look to see the surname which is invariably something like "Smith" or "Jones."
Heading: What is the difference between Michael and Micheal? AI overview: the main difference is that Michael is the common English spelling, while Micheal is often a misspelling, though it can also be an Irish or Scottish Gaelic variant spelling of the name. Both names have the same pronunciation, but Michael is the overwhelmingly more common and standard spelling in English speaking countries.
October 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Life as we know it is OVERRRRR 😭

#SayItAintSo
A bag of Old Dutch Mexican Chili chip flavour with the word "discontinued" stamped over it in blue font.
October 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Sweet! One's all I need! 🤣
A black coffee mug depicting the terrible person Charlie kirk, with the words rest in peace Charlie printed above and below the image. Behind him, a pair of hands clasped in prayer. The foundation color of the mug is as black as was Charlie Kirk's heart.
September 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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This is Lady Daisybird [Surname]. She mostly goes by Daisy. She's Mensa-smart and driven and serves as a much sought-after lawyer in the entertainment industry. Prior to that, she was a highly-respected board certified thoracic surgeon. It's pretty insane, considering she's not even 12 yet.
A serious looking tuxedo cat with green eyes and attentive ears sits with two computer monitors in the background.
September 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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These are my 3D printed jumping spider friends, Lola and little Jayzaria. Lola's v big and bootyful. Jayzaria is v baby and bootyful.
Two 3D printed female jumping spiders. Both are iridescent purple and blue. The small jumping spider is perched on the head of the larger jumping spider.
September 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
Image depicts frontal view of a shark with its mouth wide open. Shark is flanked on both sides by an orca that looks to be chatting up a storm. The caption says, "When two people are talking to me at the same time".
September 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Here's a nice zebra jumping spider for you!
Person's arm shown from the side with a tattoo of a zebra jumping spider above the elbow.
September 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Izzy-Elsbeth wants to know if he's British. Also, nearsighted or far?
7-year-old white 3 kinds of terrier and pug cross.
September 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Diagnose me. I felt nothing.
2.5 cm long, straight, partially healed and partially blistering sore on the outer side of my left elbow.
August 28, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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🙂
Magic 8 Ball says, as I see it yes
August 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Magic 8 Ball reply says, as I see it yes
August 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Magic 8 Ball reply says Reply hazy try again.
August 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Better not tell you now
August 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Mildred and all her many children, who are living in my city backyard for reasons unknown to me ❤️
July 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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FFS 🤣

Tried sinking the 10 ball from across the table, only to have the cue ball and 10 ball stop side by side and less than an inch from the pocket.
Corner pocket of a pool table with 10 ball and cue ball stopping side by side just short of dropping into the pocket. Corner pocket of a pool table with 10 ball and cue ball stopping side by side just short of dropping into the pocket.
July 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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omg omg omg FINALLY it's (partial) New-Driveway Day!
View looking down on my single wide driveway where six workers have poured and are leveling new concrete. It was dug up to facilitate the new sidewalks being paved by the city.
July 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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this is who runs this account
A photo of me, aged about 3 years old. It depicts me from the shoulders up, looking upward at the camera with bright sunlight shining on my face. I have wavy, very light blonde hair and a happy smile.
June 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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There are two kinds of people.

#ErnieAF
Sesame Street's Ernie and Bert sit side by side. Ernie is wearing a witch hat while Bert looks serious and is reading a book. The caption reads, "Bert notices the hat, but juices not to engage Ernie since he knows it'll lead to some ridiculous shit."
June 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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What it's like hanging out with me
Mr Bird's relative, a gigantic yellow chicken with orange legs, sits in an armchair reading a book to a woman who is crouching in a large circular bird cage, listening.
June 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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my uber is here
Image of a vehicle that appears to be made of hammered together 10 pieces. It has a long skinny Hood and a gigantic passenger compartment that looks like the driver's compartment of a half ton truck welded to 1970s small family camper. The tires are different sizes, all undersized. The vehicle is red. Very very odd looking.
June 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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For some reason my house is shaking.
Photo taken from upstairs room down toward my yard and street. A construction crew is working on ripping up neighborhood sidewalks and roads to repave. A jackhammer is currently destroying my sidewalk. Looks like a nice day outside.
June 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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That time I popped out a baby at 42. Best decision I ever made 🥰
Smiling caucasian woman with dyed blonde hair and wearing a hospital gown sits in wheelchair while holding a swaddled newborn.
June 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Me, just having fun on Bluesky
A woman in her 60s with short blonde hair, glasses, a yellow jacket, black pants, and white Runners is sitting on a wooden chair as it blasts off from the ground in a cloud of smoke. No explanation.
June 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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The very beautiful Lady Daisybird [Last Name], 11 yrs old. AKA Daisy 🥰
Very beautiful tuxedo cat facing slightly away from the camera. Her eyes are green.
June 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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It's a noisy day in the neighbourhood 🎶🎵
View over a wood fence of a white raised bungalow. The driveway has been Jack hammered and dug up, as well as the sidewalk. View of two homes in a curve in the road. Both have had a portion of their driveways and their front sidewalks Jack hammered and excavated. Photo taken from my kid's upstairs bedroom. The small black car belonging to one of the homes is parked in front of my house.
May 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM