Academician Prokhor Zakharov
@shake1n1bake.bsky.social
The first living thing to go through the device was a small white rat. I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the damage was not so great as they say.
Pinned
Ah, 1999, the good old days, when video games weren't stuffed with woke bullshit... wait...what's that.........
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The guy was being held down on the ground by like 6 scumbags and he was shot point blank while doubled over on his knees after the piece of shit pistol whipped him several times. Now you don’t have to watch.
January 24, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The guy was being held down on the ground by like 6 scumbags and he was shot point blank while doubled over on his knees after the piece of shit pistol whipped him several times. Now you don’t have to watch.
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What's truly jaw dropping about this reporting is that, as @louiseseamster.bsky.social notes, the New York Times has in the past used one of these white supremacists (who had hacked and stolen data from Columbia University) when they were doing hit pieces on then candidate Mamdani.
An important and disturbing revelation—and this parenthetical is an interesting way for the NYT to represent how they themselves fell for the same race science group’s BS because they were looking so hard for anti-Mamdani smear content.
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 PM
What's truly jaw dropping about this reporting is that, as @louiseseamster.bsky.social notes, the New York Times has in the past used one of these white supremacists (who had hacked and stolen data from Columbia University) when they were doing hit pieces on then candidate Mamdani.
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And a special shout out to every "cancel culture" grifter who helped make white supremacy mainstream again. Dude was fired because he's an unethical hack. But "cancel culture" fools gave him a ready-made excuse for his persecution complex.
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 PM
And a special shout out to every "cancel culture" grifter who helped make white supremacy mainstream again. Dude was fired because he's an unethical hack. But "cancel culture" fools gave him a ready-made excuse for his persecution complex.
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The New York Times reports that a group of “scientific” racists misused National Institute of Health data (that families were assured would be protected) to write bogus papers on supposed to biological racial differences. Gift link.
Genetic Data From Over 20,000 U.S. Children Misused for ‘Race Science’
www.nytimes.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 PM
The New York Times reports that a group of “scientific” racists misused National Institute of Health data (that families were assured would be protected) to write bogus papers on supposed to biological racial differences. Gift link.
Pears are a mid fruit. Such a mid fruit I might choose "Pears are a mid fruit" as my example if explaining that use of "mid".
January 24, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Pears are a mid fruit. Such a mid fruit I might choose "Pears are a mid fruit" as my example if explaining that use of "mid".
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It's not like we'd make less progress on cancer research with them...
January 24, 2026 at 11:16 AM
It's not like we'd make less progress on cancer research with them...
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it is funny how all the fictional monsters we imagined taking over the U.S. for the last 30 years are objectively better people than the current regime. Give me Skeletor, please. Cobra Commander wants to run shit? He can hardly be worse than what we're rockin' today. It's worth a shot!
January 24, 2026 at 8:35 AM
it is funny how all the fictional monsters we imagined taking over the U.S. for the last 30 years are objectively better people than the current regime. Give me Skeletor, please. Cobra Commander wants to run shit? He can hardly be worse than what we're rockin' today. It's worth a shot!
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This is the part I like least. Genuinely unsettling that everyone has the same trip.
I want an explanation that’s not “invisible gnomes are always running around, you just haven’t eaten the mushroom that lets you see them.”
I want an explanation that’s not “invisible gnomes are always running around, you just haven’t eaten the mushroom that lets you see them.”
January 24, 2026 at 1:24 AM
This is the part I like least. Genuinely unsettling that everyone has the same trip.
I want an explanation that’s not “invisible gnomes are always running around, you just haven’t eaten the mushroom that lets you see them.”
I want an explanation that’s not “invisible gnomes are always running around, you just haven’t eaten the mushroom that lets you see them.”
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It used to be that the single sentence summation of conservatism was “There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect”, but now it’s “We can do whatever we want and you have to be nice to us when we do or else”
I can't get over this bit. Jesus tapdancing Christ.
January 24, 2026 at 12:57 AM
It used to be that the single sentence summation of conservatism was “There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect”, but now it’s “We can do whatever we want and you have to be nice to us when we do or else”
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Sinners is a movie with the guts to say that no matter what you’re facing be it a gang of vampires or racism, it’s never a bad time to learn how to eat pussy good
January 23, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Sinners is a movie with the guts to say that no matter what you’re facing be it a gang of vampires or racism, it’s never a bad time to learn how to eat pussy good
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Venezuelan family seeking asylum -- entered legally, both parents with college degrees -- took their 7-year-old to the ER for a nosebleed and fever. ICE, which is now targeting hospitals as well as churches schools, blocked the child from getting care and detained them instead
The parents of a 7 year old, all of whom are in the process of applying for asylum, took their daughter to the ER when her nose wouldn't stop bleeding. ICE picked them up near the hospital and they are now in detention in Texas, presumably awaiting deportation. www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
ICE detains family seeking emergency care for child at Portland hospital
The Venezuelan parents and their 7-year-old daughter entered the U.S. legally.
www.oregonlive.com
January 23, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Venezuelan family seeking asylum -- entered legally, both parents with college degrees -- took their 7-year-old to the ER for a nosebleed and fever. ICE, which is now targeting hospitals as well as churches schools, blocked the child from getting care and detained them instead
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Katy Perry’s Friends Skeptical Of Alleged Powerful Boyfriend Who Lives In Canada https://theonion.com/katy-perrys-friends-skeptical-of-alleged-powerful-boyfriend-who-lives-in-canada/
January 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Katy Perry’s Friends Skeptical Of Alleged Powerful Boyfriend Who Lives In Canada https://theonion.com/katy-perrys-friends-skeptical-of-alleged-powerful-boyfriend-who-lives-in-canada/
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People are missing a big thing about the saga of the detained 5-year-old. When Vance calls the father an "illegal alien" it seems to reflect a little-known Trump admin move that attempts to nullify asylum claims before they are even heard.
This policy is a horror:
newrepublic.com/article/2056...
This policy is a horror:
newrepublic.com/article/2056...
January 23, 2026 at 6:21 PM
People are missing a big thing about the saga of the detained 5-year-old. When Vance calls the father an "illegal alien" it seems to reflect a little-known Trump admin move that attempts to nullify asylum claims before they are even heard.
This policy is a horror:
newrepublic.com/article/2056...
This policy is a horror:
newrepublic.com/article/2056...
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Mortality rates:
Mifepristone: 0.65/100,000
Penicillin 2/100K
Viagra 4/100K
Pregnancy in the US: 22/100,000 (some states see rates >60/100K)
More people have died in ICE detention centers already in 2026 than will die from mifepristone all year. These politicians are extremely dangerous to women.
Mifepristone: 0.65/100,000
Penicillin 2/100K
Viagra 4/100K
Pregnancy in the US: 22/100,000 (some states see rates >60/100K)
More people have died in ICE detention centers already in 2026 than will die from mifepristone all year. These politicians are extremely dangerous to women.
Rep. Chris Smith: "The abortion pill -- mifepristone -- is baby poison ... we now know that the abortion bill -- we've long expected this -- is extremely dangerous to women" (this is a lie)
January 23, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Mortality rates:
Mifepristone: 0.65/100,000
Penicillin 2/100K
Viagra 4/100K
Pregnancy in the US: 22/100,000 (some states see rates >60/100K)
More people have died in ICE detention centers already in 2026 than will die from mifepristone all year. These politicians are extremely dangerous to women.
Mifepristone: 0.65/100,000
Penicillin 2/100K
Viagra 4/100K
Pregnancy in the US: 22/100,000 (some states see rates >60/100K)
More people have died in ICE detention centers already in 2026 than will die from mifepristone all year. These politicians are extremely dangerous to women.
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Rockstar Games has to keep removing fan made GTA missions where you assassinate him
just thinking again about how MAGA’s attempt to suppress all criticism of Charlie Kirk created a backlash so intense that he is now probably the most abjectly Internet-defiled person in human history
genuinely Charlie Kirk may have been more degraded and demeaned by the Internet at this point than anyone else in human history
the universe is not always unjust
the universe is not always unjust
January 23, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Rockstar Games has to keep removing fan made GTA missions where you assassinate him
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a guy currently on a nuclear submarine was playing crusader kings 3, bragged about it on the subreddit for the game, and leaked his location. it may not match the war thunder forums in quantity but it’s up there in quality
January 23, 2026 at 3:52 AM
a guy currently on a nuclear submarine was playing crusader kings 3, bragged about it on the subreddit for the game, and leaked his location. it may not match the war thunder forums in quantity but it’s up there in quality
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Liberté, Egalité, Gritté
January 23, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Liberté, Egalité, Gritté
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January 22, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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“If the person is a U.S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”
Justice Brett Kavanaugh
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
Justice Brett Kavanaugh
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
January 23, 2026 at 12:25 PM
“If the person is a U.S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”
Justice Brett Kavanaugh
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
Justice Brett Kavanaugh
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
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That is a lot of different colors for a guy to be
January 23, 2026 at 6:24 AM
That is a lot of different colors for a guy to be
Oh, you're calling the Epic of Gilgamesh the "Ur-Story" of X, Y or Z? Fuck you, it starts in Uruk which predates the city of Ur by many centuries.
(Well actually, well actually the prefix Ur- being derived from the ancient Sumerian city is a common myth arising from coincidence and is from German)
(Well actually, well actually the prefix Ur- being derived from the ancient Sumerian city is a common myth arising from coincidence and is from German)
January 23, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Oh, you're calling the Epic of Gilgamesh the "Ur-Story" of X, Y or Z? Fuck you, it starts in Uruk which predates the city of Ur by many centuries.
(Well actually, well actually the prefix Ur- being derived from the ancient Sumerian city is a common myth arising from coincidence and is from German)
(Well actually, well actually the prefix Ur- being derived from the ancient Sumerian city is a common myth arising from coincidence and is from German)
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ICE goons dare each other to go into the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Will Stancil" three times. Legend says when you turn the light on, he will be standing behind you, recording.
None have ever had the courage to try.
None have ever had the courage to try.
Taxpayer funded treatment for what doctors are only beginning to label "Stancil PTSD" is going to be a huge chunk of the federal budget when the goon squads retire.
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 PM
ICE goons dare each other to go into the bathroom, turn off the lights, and say "Will Stancil" three times. Legend says when you turn the light on, he will be standing behind you, recording.
None have ever had the courage to try.
None have ever had the courage to try.
#Hearthstoneposting
Silly game when I'm breaking down a ranked ladder L with "Well I could have prevented that lethal but you don't really expect 26 to face past a taunt."
(I swear I'm not mad, Rafaam Warlock is a control deck with a literal "I win" card, so power levels are high af baseline)
Silly game when I'm breaking down a ranked ladder L with "Well I could have prevented that lethal but you don't really expect 26 to face past a taunt."
(I swear I'm not mad, Rafaam Warlock is a control deck with a literal "I win" card, so power levels are high af baseline)
January 22, 2026 at 9:53 PM
#Hearthstoneposting
Silly game when I'm breaking down a ranked ladder L with "Well I could have prevented that lethal but you don't really expect 26 to face past a taunt."
(I swear I'm not mad, Rafaam Warlock is a control deck with a literal "I win" card, so power levels are high af baseline)
Silly game when I'm breaking down a ranked ladder L with "Well I could have prevented that lethal but you don't really expect 26 to face past a taunt."
(I swear I'm not mad, Rafaam Warlock is a control deck with a literal "I win" card, so power levels are high af baseline)