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Academician Prokhor Zakharov
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The first living thing to go through the device was a small white rat. I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the damage was not so great as they say.
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A separate, but equal rant
@carcassofalion: you are literally dutch Roland Gerritsen van der Hoop...: Originally, yes. That matters how? @carcassofalion: A ridiculous, fake language and culture. Send me your cranial measurements you old Yakunian ape I must study you for science.
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Post by bites u Translation app rendering English to Chinese (simplified) English text: "Hello i am fleeing the American century od humiliation. Can you show me where to buy White Monster Energy Drinks?"
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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IYKYK
Graphic from Peterson's Maps of Meaning. Labeled "Figure 66: The Alchemical Opus as Myth of Redemption" Circles include- The King of Order, The Dragon of Chaos, The Prima Materia, The Lapis, The State of Gold Lines include- The Nigredo: descent and disintegration, The Queen of Chaos: Anomalous Information, The Conjuction: Ascent and (Re)Integration
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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IMC I bet you think Robocop is "political."
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Only one remedy for such a monster
Finnegan, the Biggest Boar winner at the 2024 Iowa State fair and reigning all time record holder at 1,420lbs
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Also re de Sade
Jizzwitch: Most people think he was just a sick freak but his most grotesque writting was about the unhinged decadence of the aristocracy and the clergy and how they can get away with rape, torture and murder. also he was a sick freak.
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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The Cats of Ulthar By H. P. Lovecraft It is said that in Ulthar, which lies beyond the river Skai, no man may kill a cat; and this I can verily believe as I gaze upon him who sitteth purring before the fire. For the cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men cannot see. He is the soul of antique Aegyptus, and bearer of tales from forgotten cities in Meroë and Ophir. He is the kin of the jungle’s lords, and heir to the secrets of hoary and sinister Africa. The Sphinx is his cousin, and he speaks her language; but he is more ancient than the Sphinx, and remembers that which she hath forgotten.
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Well if you had too choose....
False dilemma destroying rando
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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The Old and Infirm "The veteran sergeants are some of the most despicable and corrupt men imaginable, but these men are still useful. Rather than leave them to be beggars on our streets, men like this should be used when their service ends. Let's make them into drill sergeants and quartermasters so their unique skills can be put to use."
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Fav random dunking on the Jets
Cameron: You hate whole body scans. House: ‘Cause they’re useless. Could probably scan everyone of us and find five different doodads that look like cancer. But, when you’re 4th-down, 100 to go, in the snow, you don’t call a running play up the middle. Unless you’re the Jets. [House leaves.] Cameron: I hate sports metaphors.
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Found Nuzzi's next gross old man bf
Dracula can't wait to curb stomp you in these dumb ugly ass Rick Owens shoes
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Dramatization
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Crazy Frog: Crazy Hits Released July 2005
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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If you see this post your getaway vehicle
The Igadzra class warship from Escape Velocity Override. It's giving clown penis.
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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The two genders
rev. howard arson‬ ‪@theophite.bsky.social‬ the only way i am willing to consume olivia nuzzi content is by reading an endless succession of stories about self-serious amoral idiot ryan lizza being cuckolded by an increasingly gross succession of octogenerians Thembo‬ ‪@thembo.bsky.social‬ I would like to know less about the bad writer with the old smelly man fetish please
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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last meme saved is your moral philosophy
barackinaroundthechristmastree: please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops cant get him. he's too powerful
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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TIL the Roman 12 Tables of law included Tree Law™️
Highlighted passage: "11. Whoever fells unjustly another's trees shall pay twenty-five asses for each tree." Full image text: 9. If anyone pastures on or cuts by night another's crops obtained by cultivation the penalty for an adult shall be capital punishment and, after having been hung up, death as a sacrifice to Ceres ... A person below the age of puberty at the praetor's decision shall be scourged and shall be judged as a. person either to be surrendered to the plaintiff for damage done or to pay double damages. 10. Whoever destroys by burning a building or a stack of grain placed beside a house ..., shall be bound, scourged, burned to death, provided that knowingly and consciously he has committed this crime; but if this deed is by accident, that is, by negligence, either he shall repair the damage or if he is unable he shall be corporally punished more lightly. 11. Whoever fells unjustly another's trees shall pay twenty-five asses for each tree. 12. If a thief commits a theft by night, if the owner kills the thief, the thief shall be killed lawfully. 13. By daylight ... if a thief defends himself with a weapon ... and the owner shall shout. 14. In the case of all other ... thieves caught in the act freemen shall be scourged and shall be adjudged as bondsmen to the person against whom the theft has been committed provided that they have done this by daylight and have not defended themselves with a weapon; slaves caught in the act of theft ..., shall be whipped with scourges and shall be thrown from the rock; but children below the age of puberty shall be scourged at the praetor's decision and the damage done by them shall be repaired.
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Technology: Monopole Magnets “I maintain nonetheless that yin-yang dualism can be overcome. With sufficient enlightenment we can give substance to any distinction: mind without body, north without south, pleasure without pain. Remember, enlightenment is a function of willpower, not of physical strength.” — Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, “Essays on Mind and Matter”
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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I've had hangovers like that
Headline: Scientists have discovered 'third state' between life and death
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Nightmare blunt rotation
Trending: Bill Clinton, Megyn Kelly, Pam Bondi, Olivia Nuzzi, JP Morgan
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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quoted post: ‪@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com‬ in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority Post: shake1n1bake.bsky.social‬ I, for one, think the world would be a better place of Weinstein got Pit and the Pendulum'd
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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It's probably foolish to think a NYC mayor will successfully translate into being a national political figure, but I still think Eric Adams would be in my top 5 for "who will be the next Democratic presidential nominee after Joe Biden?".
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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-You are literally Dutch -Originally, yes. That matters how? -A ridiculous, fake language and culture. Send me your cranial measurements you old Yakubian ape I must study you for science
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Happy Tuesday
Slobodan Milosevic, Jesse Jackson and Rod Blagojevich standing next to eachother, hands joined.
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM