Academician Prokhor Zakharov
@shake1n1bake.bsky.social
The first living thing to go through the device was a small white rat. I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the damage was not so great as they say.
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Ah, 1999, the good old days, when video games weren't stuffed with woke bullshit... wait...what's that.........
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truly a great time to have just recorded a pilot episode about Warhammer 40,000 memes bleeding into mainstream politics with @jkass99.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
truly a great time to have just recorded a pilot episode about Warhammer 40,000 memes bleeding into mainstream politics with @jkass99.bsky.social
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startin my 48 hour turkey brine
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
startin my 48 hour turkey brine
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I have a strong suspicion that someone used an AI summary here. The phrase “exceedingly limited” in this context appears in an article by Judge J. Michael Luttig, in The Atlantic. But the cite gets the context completely wrong. Here’s what Judge Luttig says:
Question about the dissent by (the far-right) Justice Ziegler: Does this quote actually appear in Moore v. Harper? Did Moore say that state courts' role in congressional redistricting is "exceedingly limited"? I don't think it did! vhdshf2oms2wcnsvk7sdv3so.blob.core.windows.net/thearp-media...
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I have a strong suspicion that someone used an AI summary here. The phrase “exceedingly limited” in this context appears in an article by Judge J. Michael Luttig, in The Atlantic. But the cite gets the context completely wrong. Here’s what Judge Luttig says:
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"i miss shitting my pants" is the most nytimes op ed headline there could be
October 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"i miss shitting my pants" is the most nytimes op ed headline there could be
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I made this video and now it’s being shown in a college football stadium. kinda surreal lmao
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I made this video and now it’s being shown in a college football stadium. kinda surreal lmao
imagine being so attached to so mid a pun.
If I had blogged under that handle I would have died of embarrassment years ago, how did she not just go into Witless Protection
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
imagine being so attached to so mid a pun.
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This is the ultimate “bring back a past I’m nostalgic for without recreating any of the material conditions that made that possible.” Peak MAGA brain.
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is the ultimate “bring back a past I’m nostalgic for without recreating any of the material conditions that made that possible.” Peak MAGA brain.
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there are times when you have to tell your lawyers that they have a cute idea but no
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
there are times when you have to tell your lawyers that they have a cute idea but no
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
American Exceptionalism at work.
I love that 5% thinks Bigfoot is real but Yetis are just a hoax
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
American Exceptionalism at work.
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So either Trump spoke to Bolsonaro about plotting to escape to the US right before the latter got caught trying to saw off his ankle monitor, or Trump imagined a conversation he didn’t have. Both scenarios are incredibly dark
An amazing new Trump controversy, Part II of II:
- Saturday afternoon: Trump says he spoke to Bolsonaro the night before and planned to see him “in the very near future”
- Monday afternoon: The Trump White House isn’t sure whether Trump actually had the conversation he referenced two days earlier
- Saturday afternoon: Trump says he spoke to Bolsonaro the night before and planned to see him “in the very near future”
- Monday afternoon: The Trump White House isn’t sure whether Trump actually had the conversation he referenced two days earlier
White House hedges on Trump’s curious claim about his call with Brazil’s Bolsonaro White House hedges on Trump’s curious claim about his call with Brazil’s Jair Bolsonaro
Did the Republican president talk to Bolsonaro as the Brazilian plotted to escape? Trump said yes, but the White House isn’t so sure.
www.ms.now
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
So either Trump spoke to Bolsonaro about plotting to escape to the US right before the latter got caught trying to saw off his ankle monitor, or Trump imagined a conversation he didn’t have. Both scenarios are incredibly dark
Honestly I'm much more concerned about him being an enormous fucking dork. Sure we've had dork Presidents l, but we've had gay presidents. The political climate just doesn't feel right for a candidate so swirlie-able.
my very serious DNC superfan type rational centrist take is that the next election is too important to let pete buttigieg run. we can't risk it with the gay thing. we can't risk alienating homophobes in red states
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Honestly I'm much more concerned about him being an enormous fucking dork. Sure we've had dork Presidents l, but we've had gay presidents. The political climate just doesn't feel right for a candidate so swirlie-able.
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SimAnt (1991)
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
SimAnt (1991)
The only possibilities were head coach money or he's allowed to use the weight room in off-peak hours (but has to bring his own towel).
Today I got to tell @stevengodfrey.bsky.social
1. That the Raiders fired Chip Kelly
and
2. How much the Raiders were paying Chip Kelly
1. That the Raiders fired Chip Kelly
and
2. How much the Raiders were paying Chip Kelly
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The only possibilities were head coach money or he's allowed to use the weight room in off-peak hours (but has to bring his own towel).
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The Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The Secretary of Defense, ladies and gentlemen
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
Gotta get it done now before they invent a grosser Kennedy
Why do so many reporters so obviously want to fuck the grossest Kennedy?
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Gotta get it done now before they invent a grosser Kennedy
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"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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Fellas, is it brat to fuck a couch?
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Fellas, is it brat to fuck a couch?
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When attacking native lifeforms with ground or sea units winning a combat destroys the whole stack but air units attacking a mindworm stack will only affect one unit per attack so hold on to those 1e-1-2 Empath Rovers for late game worm cleanup.
With full shields, the TIE Defender could fly clear through a Nebulon-B frigate and survive
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
When attacking native lifeforms with ground or sea units winning a combat destroys the whole stack but air units attacking a mindworm stack will only affect one unit per attack so hold on to those 1e-1-2 Empath Rovers for late game worm cleanup.
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Today I got to tell @stevengodfrey.bsky.social
1. That the Raiders fired Chip Kelly
and
2. How much the Raiders were paying Chip Kelly
1. That the Raiders fired Chip Kelly
and
2. How much the Raiders were paying Chip Kelly
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Today I got to tell @stevengodfrey.bsky.social
1. That the Raiders fired Chip Kelly
and
2. How much the Raiders were paying Chip Kelly
1. That the Raiders fired Chip Kelly
and
2. How much the Raiders were paying Chip Kelly
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane