Sean D. Sollé
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Sean D. Sollé
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I write software and terrible, terrible jokes.
Pinned
Draw me like one of your baths.
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feeding my fat bitch wife
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Wait, does Canada celebrate the new year on January 1 or is it on a different day?
December 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Kids in the Hall had me "I'm crushing your head" at every person I saw as a kid
December 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Inside of you are two wolves.

And both of them are cold, bring them inside.

Give them some hot cocoa.
December 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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E. B. White's full name was Ernest Borgnine White.
December 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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15-year-old niece showed me her new analog watch and after complimenting it my first question was "do you know how to read it?"
December 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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I am the executor of my parents' estate and I have mentioned, multiple times, to them that it would be a HUGE HELP if they would dump 20 pounds of the wheat they bought in 1980 every week into their green bin.

Do they listen? No.
December 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Ruin two bands by combining them:

The Backstreet Pet Shop Boys
Ruin two bands by combining them:

Belle and Sebastianthrax.
Ruin two bands by combining them:

ABACBADC
December 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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anybody want to exchange
knowing glances with me?
December 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them:

Belle and Sebastianthrax.
Ruin two bands by combining them:

ABACBADC
ruin two bands by combining them:

Nirvanarama
December 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Not quite true about Intel. Their initial response was "prove to us that the bug actually affects what you do, and we'll fix it for you"

They didn't get to a full recall until there was a tsunami of public hate.
December 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine
December 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I'm never going to be okay with the idea that I'm supposed to sit politely while people talk about using ChatGPT to do their research! I actually do this science stuff because I enjoy it, and I think if you hate writing your own papers or parsing your own data THAT much you should do something else!
December 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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I don't know what a Chelsea Dagger is, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
December 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I told someone that if I’m not talking about Trump/MAGA don’t bring it up in the comments and they blocked me.

A lot of sad things about what’s happening right now, but *one of* the sad things is the total colonization of peoples’ brains by Trump, as he designed, even if they don’t support him.
December 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Wait you’re telling me that someone who got rich and famous at a young age for being hot in 1960s France was also a virulent racist

Are you sure are you POSITIVE
December 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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You sound like a business graduate (derogatory)
December 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!
December 29, 2024 at 8:36 AM
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Higher education should be free for all, with support grants. Not at all woke in the 80s in the UK, seems like a distant dream now.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Members of neither the legislative nor the executive branch had a financial stake in the prevalence of heavy metal music.
We had congressional hearings when parents just suspected heavy metal was leading some kids to suicide.
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
December 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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if you want to get shit done, rather than a “strong man”, instead of autocracy, have you considered a democratically elected unicameral legislature which directly appoints and can remove the executive?
December 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I think about this a lot
December 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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French screen legend Brigitte Bardot has died aged 91. She is survived by her husband, Pepé Le Pew
December 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM