Sean D. Sollé
@sd.solle.uk
I write software and terrible, terrible jokes.
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Sean D. Sollé
@sd.solle.uk
· Mar 24
Draw me like one of your baths.
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
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big backup at the border today due to the Valentine's Day traffic to go see everyone's imaginary Canadian girlfriends
February 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
big backup at the border today due to the Valentine's Day traffic to go see everyone's imaginary Canadian girlfriends
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all of this has happened before
February 14, 2026 at 12:54 PM
all of this has happened before
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JIM REPORT: 14th February, 2026. It has been another excellent day to be Jim.
February 14, 2026 at 8:35 PM
JIM REPORT: 14th February, 2026. It has been another excellent day to be Jim.
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at this point it'd be a win to see the US even try capitalism where businesses compete by making or doing things enough people want and paying workers enough to do it, instead of our economy being monopolies burning trillions for short-term betting markets on AI hype stealing everything we ever made
February 14, 2026 at 6:57 PM
at this point it'd be a win to see the US even try capitalism where businesses compete by making or doing things enough people want and paying workers enough to do it, instead of our economy being monopolies burning trillions for short-term betting markets on AI hype stealing everything we ever made
Roses are red
Blood clots are too
It finally happened!
(Next time vote blue).
Blood clots are too
It finally happened!
(Next time vote blue).
Imagine how much intercourse will take place if It happens today
February 14, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Roses are red
Blood clots are too
It finally happened!
(Next time vote blue).
Blood clots are too
It finally happened!
(Next time vote blue).
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Imagine how much intercourse will take place if It happens today
February 14, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Imagine how much intercourse will take place if It happens today
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Valentine's Day is almost over, which means it's now time to select one happy couple and sacrifice them to the old gods to guarantee a bountiful harvest
February 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Valentine's Day is almost over, which means it's now time to select one happy couple and sacrifice them to the old gods to guarantee a bountiful harvest
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Everyone in the world comes to get married at the NYC Marriage Bureau. Last week, the Mayor stopped by to officiate a few of those ceremonies.
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York.
Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York.
Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
February 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Everyone in the world comes to get married at the NYC Marriage Bureau. Last week, the Mayor stopped by to officiate a few of those ceremonies.
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York.
Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
Thank you to all the couples who shared their joy with us. Happy Valentine's Day, New York.
Watch the full video at Youtube.com/nycmayorsoffice
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Kristi Noem tried to fire a Coast Guard pilot for forgetting her blankie but then needed that pilot to fly her home
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
February 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Kristi Noem tried to fire a Coast Guard pilot for forgetting her blankie but then needed that pilot to fly her home
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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Just watched Philadelphia Story (1940) for the first time. Katharine Hepburn was always great, but this might be the most range I've seen from her in a single role? Completely stellar.
February 14, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Just watched Philadelphia Story (1940) for the first time. Katharine Hepburn was always great, but this might be the most range I've seen from her in a single role? Completely stellar.
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What my bills see when I'm trying to check if it's a Valentine's day card
February 14, 2026 at 9:15 AM
What my bills see when I'm trying to check if it's a Valentine's day card
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Overheard someone on their phone walking by saying "I just can't stand men with skinny ankles" and I desperately want to follow them to hear more
February 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Overheard someone on their phone walking by saying "I just can't stand men with skinny ankles" and I desperately want to follow them to hear more
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The fact that the US does not have the concept of transit and makes you go through border control even when you are just on your way to somewhere else is the most clear indication that it thinks it’s the centre of the world.
February 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
The fact that the US does not have the concept of transit and makes you go through border control even when you are just on your way to somewhere else is the most clear indication that it thinks it’s the centre of the world.
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Hey, it's Weird Time Interval Tony! Man, I haven't seen you in a milliday.
February 14, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Hey, it's Weird Time Interval Tony! Man, I haven't seen you in a milliday.
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There are far more voters than ICE agents. People should plan to stay at their polling place all day. Make it a party. Meet your neighbors. Talk politics. Gather food trucks. Make it a safe place for voters who are nervous. ICE agents always back off when they are outnumbered.
February 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
There are far more voters than ICE agents. People should plan to stay at their polling place all day. Make it a party. Meet your neighbors. Talk politics. Gather food trucks. Make it a safe place for voters who are nervous. ICE agents always back off when they are outnumbered.
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[talking loudly on phone near group of teens] yeah doc says i’m too rizzed up. wants me to stop beansmaxxing but i won’t do it
February 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
[talking loudly on phone near group of teens] yeah doc says i’m too rizzed up. wants me to stop beansmaxxing but i won’t do it
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Seeing a lot of poetry today, so here's a quick off the top of my head contribution...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't ask the AI
Or you'll have pizza with glue
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't ask the AI
Or you'll have pizza with glue
February 14, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Seeing a lot of poetry today, so here's a quick off the top of my head contribution...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't ask the AI
Or you'll have pizza with glue
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't ask the AI
Or you'll have pizza with glue
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1) decide to do a task
2) think “I’ll listen to a podcast while I do it”
3) look around for headphones
4) accept side quest from villager
5) get killed on a mountain pass while stealing a wyvern’s egg
2) think “I’ll listen to a podcast while I do it”
3) look around for headphones
4) accept side quest from villager
5) get killed on a mountain pass while stealing a wyvern’s egg
December 12, 2024 at 8:33 PM
1) decide to do a task
2) think “I’ll listen to a podcast while I do it”
3) look around for headphones
4) accept side quest from villager
5) get killed on a mountain pass while stealing a wyvern’s egg
2) think “I’ll listen to a podcast while I do it”
3) look around for headphones
4) accept side quest from villager
5) get killed on a mountain pass while stealing a wyvern’s egg
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Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
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Beach balls inflate
And bubbles can burst
I wonder who'll cave in
And press 'DM' first?
And bubbles can burst
I wonder who'll cave in
And press 'DM' first?
February 14, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Beach balls inflate
And bubbles can burst
I wonder who'll cave in
And press 'DM' first?
And bubbles can burst
I wonder who'll cave in
And press 'DM' first?
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Every day is a lukewarm rehash of the Star Wars prequels, but with crappier robots and worse makeup
February 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Every day is a lukewarm rehash of the Star Wars prequels, but with crappier robots and worse makeup
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ideas are green
And colourless too
Violets are blue
Ideas are green
And colourless too
February 14, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ideas are green
And colourless too
Violets are blue
Ideas are green
And colourless too
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Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
A fart'll upset you,
much more than a burp'll.
Violets are purple,
A fart'll upset you,
much more than a burp'll.
February 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
A fart'll upset you,
much more than a burp'll.
Violets are purple,
A fart'll upset you,
much more than a burp'll.