Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
Area man, unfortunately
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
Pinned
Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
· Jan 24
Everything is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen
What is this demented pedophile going on about now?
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
What is this demented pedophile going on about now?
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Jake Paul losing an argument with himself on twitter is definitive proof that he should continue his getting punched in the head by professional boxers career
February 9, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Jake Paul losing an argument with himself on twitter is definitive proof that he should continue his getting punched in the head by professional boxers career
Things would be a lot better if the president wasn’t a serial molester of children and teens
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Things would be a lot better if the president wasn’t a serial molester of children and teens
In my opinion, President Trump should spend less time sex trafficking children and more time working to improve the quality of life of the American people
February 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
In my opinion, President Trump should spend less time sex trafficking children and more time working to improve the quality of life of the American people
Strange but true: the president of the United States is an evil pedophile who smells horrible
February 9, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Strange but true: the president of the United States is an evil pedophile who smells horrible
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I don’t think it’s an accident RFKJ is LARPing as the guy who is famous for biting someone’s ear off! 😂
The “eat real food” guy drove around with a dead bear that he scraped off the road in his trunk that he had the intention of eating for dinner
Haha cool man you have the same face tattoo as a convicted rapist
February 9, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I don’t think it’s an accident RFKJ is LARPing as the guy who is famous for biting someone’s ear off! 😂
The “eat real food” guy drove around with a dead bear that he scraped off the road in his trunk that he had the intention of eating for dinner
Haha cool man you have the same face tattoo as a convicted rapist
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
The “eat real food” guy drove around with a dead bear that he scraped off the road in his trunk that he had the intention of eating for dinner
Today is February 9, 2026 and the president, Donald Trump, loves raping children.
February 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Today is February 9, 2026 and the president, Donald Trump, loves raping children.
Imagine watching a weird alternate reality halftime show that was primarily about Charlie Kirk when you could’ve watched the normal good halftime show that had nothing to do with Charlie Kirk 😩
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Imagine watching a weird alternate reality halftime show that was primarily about Charlie Kirk when you could’ve watched the normal good halftime show that had nothing to do with Charlie Kirk 😩
Lol Elmo said suck my fuckin dick insurrectionist maga scum. And die slow
February 9, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Lol Elmo said suck my fuckin dick insurrectionist maga scum. And die slow
Bad bunny is the hottest artist in the world while the “right wing response” headliner is so washed up he couldn’t even lip sync correctly to his song that talks about “chicks with beepers.” That whole thing was so monumentally embarrassing I don’t understand how they haven’t killed themselves yet
February 9, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Bad bunny is the hottest artist in the world while the “right wing response” headliner is so washed up he couldn’t even lip sync correctly to his song that talks about “chicks with beepers.” That whole thing was so monumentally embarrassing I don’t understand how they haven’t killed themselves yet
Trump is going to go turbo pedo this week in order to work out his frustrations stemming from the super bowl. Do not bring your children anywhere remotely close to the white house for the next few weeks. Danger. Beware.
February 9, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Trump is going to go turbo pedo this week in order to work out his frustrations stemming from the super bowl. Do not bring your children anywhere remotely close to the white house for the next few weeks. Danger. Beware.
Bad bunny has so much undeniable rizz that you have to be a deranged pedophile nazi to dislike him
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Bad bunny has so much undeniable rizz that you have to be a deranged pedophile nazi to dislike him
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I almost choked on my Pho watching that.
February 9, 2026 at 7:20 AM
I almost choked on my Pho watching that.
Haha the pedos are talking about kid rock and Charlie Kirk while all the normal people are talking about the Super Bowl. Really sad stuff.
February 9, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Haha the pedos are talking about kid rock and Charlie Kirk while all the normal people are talking about the Super Bowl. Really sad stuff.
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The president really complains a lot for a guy that’s a huge pedophile. He should be happy he’s not in jail for all the pedophilia. Fuck you mr. president, you perverted bitch.
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 AM
The president really complains a lot for a guy that’s a huge pedophile. He should be happy he’s not in jail for all the pedophilia. Fuck you mr. president, you perverted bitch.
“I legit have no idea what just happened” Clay, go to your medicine cabinet and swallow every last pill you can find, soon you will figure it out
The Champions League final in Germany last year opened with Linkin Park
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
“I legit have no idea what just happened” Clay, go to your medicine cabinet and swallow every last pill you can find, soon you will figure it out
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I have everyone at the Super Bowl party singing “they always said they Charlie Kirk was a nazi then they celebrated after they killed him”
This is one of the most fire openings to a song i've ever heard
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I have everyone at the Super Bowl party singing “they always said they Charlie Kirk was a nazi then they celebrated after they killed him”
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We are. We carry the flame. We'll fight for the Gospel, we'll honor his name. 🤪
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
We are. We carry the flame. We'll fight for the Gospel, we'll honor his name. 🤪
LMAOOOOOO THIS FUCKIN SUCKS
It's over. He played 2 songs and then they played this Charlie Kirk montage
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
LMAOOOOOO THIS FUCKIN SUCKS
LOLOLOLOL HOW IS THIS DIARRHEA BRAINED BITCH TALKING ABOUT 401KS IN HIS POST COMPLAINING ABOUT BAD BUNNY
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
LOLOLOLOL HOW IS THIS DIARRHEA BRAINED BITCH TALKING ABOUT 401KS IN HIS POST COMPLAINING ABOUT BAD BUNNY
Very hot halftime show, but this was a missed opportunity
It would be so, so funny if Bad Bunny performed “we are charlie kirk” at the super bowl halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Very hot halftime show, but this was a missed opportunity