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Ian Miles Schlong
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Area man, unfortunately
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater

in Los Angeles
he/him
Goodbye…
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Thank you 🥹🙏
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Respectfully, I have to agree with Mr. Maxx9000.

The historic record will show that literally every president gets run over by a car and then says it happened because he was standing in the road helping a domestic violence victim.
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Well he has a point. Every president who tried to overturn a lawful election where he lost later pardoned all the actors responsible for conspiracy and fake elector scheme that was for his direct benefit.
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I missed that memo but I suppose that’s on me
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Rudy should help domestic violence victims more often
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The penis is a great touch
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Post hole senator
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Helen seems nice
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I need my damn noodles
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Judging by the quality of his posts, he probably almost strangled himself getting dressed in the morning and it wasn’t the first time.
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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one of these days his bowels will betray him and I cannot wait
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM