Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
Area man, unfortunately
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
Sometimes a tune will pop into my head and i'll be like "what is that?" and it's literally this
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Sometimes a tune will pop into my head and i'll be like "what is that?" and it's literally this
Lmao even the pathetic beanie-wearing morons who get paid by Russia to spout pro-Trump propaganda are turning on him
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Lmao even the pathetic beanie-wearing morons who get paid by Russia to spout pro-Trump propaganda are turning on him
In better news, it looks like Catturd almost died again. I wonder if this has anything to do with the severe bowel blockage he suffered last year. Fingers crossed his bowels got reblocked 🤞
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
In better news, it looks like Catturd almost died again. I wonder if this has anything to do with the severe bowel blockage he suffered last year. Fingers crossed his bowels got reblocked 🤞
Good news. I found an image of Senator Schumer that more accurately depicts his likeness.
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Good news. I found an image of Senator Schumer that more accurately depicts his likeness.
Schumer consulting with Mr. Bailey about the deal
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Schumer consulting with Mr. Bailey about the deal
Friday night on Bluesky:
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Friday night on Bluesky:
“The science is getting stronger and stronger every day. We’ve advised the physicians to reduce the thresholds.”
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“The science is getting stronger and stronger every day. We’ve advised the physicians to reduce the thresholds.”
Psst. It’s not just NoVA
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Psst. It’s not just NoVA
Exciting news: First Lady Melania Trump is set to be honored by Fox Nation as Patriot of the Year. I think this was an excellent choice. When I think of all the many Melania patriotism moments, my favorite was when she stood next to the president, and waved a bunch. Congratulations to the FLOTUS.
November 6, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Exciting news: First Lady Melania Trump is set to be honored by Fox Nation as Patriot of the Year. I think this was an excellent choice. When I think of all the many Melania patriotism moments, my favorite was when she stood next to the president, and waved a bunch. Congratulations to the FLOTUS.
Really sorry, man. It won’t happen again. Try to find it in your heart to forgive me. (They blocked me after this lol)
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Really sorry, man. It won’t happen again. Try to find it in your heart to forgive me. (They blocked me after this lol)
“I could smell the mustard and the onions”
November 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
“I could smell the mustard and the onions”
When you’re trying to smile but the man standing inches away from you reeks like literal fucking diarrhea and rotting flesh
November 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
When you’re trying to smile but the man standing inches away from you reeks like literal fucking diarrhea and rotting flesh
Fascism digs its claws ever further into the flesh
November 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Fascism digs its claws ever further into the flesh
“This lady has no idea I used to fuck her husband”
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“This lady has no idea I used to fuck her husband”