Chae!
@smartchae.bsky.social
Spreadsheets are my love language and I think white supremacy is stupid. West coast girl living in New England. Recovering teacher. My dog is the best dog.
ITYSL/Detroiters all day.
Opinions are mine, and *sometimes* they’re satire.
ITYSL/Detroiters all day.
Opinions are mine, and *sometimes* they’re satire.
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@smartchae.bsky.social
· Nov 11
I spent several years teaching in a locked-down juvenile detention facility and one thing I am good at is eviscerating the incel/tough-guy types.
Lesson #1 in handling an incel: DOMINATE HIM, but stay calm while doing it.
He says “your body my choice”? You post:
Lesson #1 in handling an incel: DOMINATE HIM, but stay calm while doing it.
He says “your body my choice”? You post:
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If this is your take? You need an intervention.
Israel, as a nation, has gone off the rails in its abuse of Palestinians, true.
There are Jews who are in the Epstein files, true.
This second fact not only doesn't inform the first, it doesn't say anything about Israel writ large.
Israel, as a nation, has gone off the rails in its abuse of Palestinians, true.
There are Jews who are in the Epstein files, true.
This second fact not only doesn't inform the first, it doesn't say anything about Israel writ large.
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 AM
If this is your take? You need an intervention.
Israel, as a nation, has gone off the rails in its abuse of Palestinians, true.
There are Jews who are in the Epstein files, true.
This second fact not only doesn't inform the first, it doesn't say anything about Israel writ large.
Israel, as a nation, has gone off the rails in its abuse of Palestinians, true.
There are Jews who are in the Epstein files, true.
This second fact not only doesn't inform the first, it doesn't say anything about Israel writ large.
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This was Mike Johnson's third failed rule vote of the 119th Congress, bringing him closer to tying the modern era record for rule failure in the House.
Which is currently held by... Mike Johnson, from the 118th Congress
Which is currently held by... Mike Johnson, from the 118th Congress
RULE VOTE FAILS, 217-214.
Three Republicans- Thomas Massie, Kevin Kiley, and Don Bacon - buck the party to allow floor consideration of measures to end Trump's tariffs.
The first such measure, likely on Canada tariffs, could come up as soon as tomorrow
Three Republicans- Thomas Massie, Kevin Kiley, and Don Bacon - buck the party to allow floor consideration of measures to end Trump's tariffs.
The first such measure, likely on Canada tariffs, could come up as soon as tomorrow
Republicans have been holding this vote open for 40 minutes or so, but the holdouts- Massie, Kiley, Bacon, reportedly left the Capitol. The absent Republican is Greg Murphy (R-NC), who has missed a lot of time since a mid December surgery.
Not clear why Johnson is still holding this vote open
Not clear why Johnson is still holding this vote open
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
This was Mike Johnson's third failed rule vote of the 119th Congress, bringing him closer to tying the modern era record for rule failure in the House.
Which is currently held by... Mike Johnson, from the 118th Congress
Which is currently held by... Mike Johnson, from the 118th Congress
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You’re only MAHA if you’re into milk laced with cow poop, dead animal carcasses, or ripping a man’s ear off with your teeth.
a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone with his fist in the air .
Alt: Mike Tyson (who famously bit off a piece of his opponents’ ear) is seated wearing a shit. He seems to be laughing and then realizing he needs to seem strong so he decides to flex his bicep. It evokes a strange, “that guy’s a major freak” vibe.
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
You’re only MAHA if you’re into milk laced with cow poop, dead animal carcasses, or ripping a man’s ear off with your teeth.
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But HIS emails, amirite?
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 AM
But HIS emails, amirite?
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RULE VOTE FAILS, 217-214.
Three Republicans- Thomas Massie, Kevin Kiley, and Don Bacon - buck the party to allow floor consideration of measures to end Trump's tariffs.
The first such measure, likely on Canada tariffs, could come up as soon as tomorrow
Three Republicans- Thomas Massie, Kevin Kiley, and Don Bacon - buck the party to allow floor consideration of measures to end Trump's tariffs.
The first such measure, likely on Canada tariffs, could come up as soon as tomorrow
Republicans have been holding this vote open for 40 minutes or so, but the holdouts- Massie, Kiley, Bacon, reportedly left the Capitol. The absent Republican is Greg Murphy (R-NC), who has missed a lot of time since a mid December surgery.
Not clear why Johnson is still holding this vote open
Not clear why Johnson is still holding this vote open
February 11, 2026 at 2:57 AM
RULE VOTE FAILS, 217-214.
Three Republicans- Thomas Massie, Kevin Kiley, and Don Bacon - buck the party to allow floor consideration of measures to end Trump's tariffs.
The first such measure, likely on Canada tariffs, could come up as soon as tomorrow
Three Republicans- Thomas Massie, Kevin Kiley, and Don Bacon - buck the party to allow floor consideration of measures to end Trump's tariffs.
The first such measure, likely on Canada tariffs, could come up as soon as tomorrow
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So the feds ARE NOT considering an mRNA vaccine for the flu, which could save countless lives, but ARE backing research into whether horse dewormer can cure cancer, because the right views vaccines as elite and ivermectin as populist.
Cool.
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
Cool.
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
FDA won’t review Moderna application for first mRNA-based flu vaccine
The decision, which shocked company officials, comes as the FDA says it will take a stricter approach to federal vaccine approvals.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
So the feds ARE NOT considering an mRNA vaccine for the flu, which could save countless lives, but ARE backing research into whether horse dewormer can cure cancer, because the right views vaccines as elite and ivermectin as populist.
Cool.
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
Cool.
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
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When I got the contract to write a history of concentration camps in 2014, I hoped to keep the US from ending up here. That didn't work out! But now it's critical to understand how much is already in process and the enormity of what's coming. The sooner we act to stop it, the more people we'll save.
Building the camps
The warehouseification of detention and initial thoughts on stopping it.
degenerateart.beehiiv.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
When I got the contract to write a history of concentration camps in 2014, I hoped to keep the US from ending up here. That didn't work out! But now it's critical to understand how much is already in process and the enormity of what's coming. The sooner we act to stop it, the more people we'll save.
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Evil men like Epstein are, in the simplest form, obsessed with eugenics because they believe that their ill-gotten gains are the product of some innate superiority.
Epstein couldn't stop emailing people about eugenics
In the latest files, the trafficker gives it a Silicon Valley–pilled name: "genetic altruism."
www.motherjones.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Evil men like Epstein are, in the simplest form, obsessed with eugenics because they believe that their ill-gotten gains are the product of some innate superiority.
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“Why are democrats cutting ties with their MAGA family members??”
A MAGA freak in Texas murdered his own daughter in cold blood after they had an argument about Trump.
A grand jury in the Dallas area then *declined to indict him*, and he has not yet faced charges.
Seems like many Texans believe a man has the right to kill his own child for disobedience.
A grand jury in the Dallas area then *declined to indict him*, and he has not yet faced charges.
Seems like many Texans believe a man has the right to kill his own child for disobedience.
British Woman shot by dad in Texas after 'arguing about Donald Trump'
Lucy Harrison, 23, was alone in a bedroom at her father's home in Texas when she was shot dead.
www.bbc.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:03 AM
“Why are democrats cutting ties with their MAGA family members??”
Lucy: How would you feel if I was the girl in that situation and I'd been sexually assaulted?
Lucy’s Dad: I have two other daughters who live with me so it wouldn’t upset me that much.
Later that day, Lucy’s dad murdered Lucy.
Then a grand jury let him walk.
Fuck Lucy’s dad.
Lucy’s Dad: I have two other daughters who live with me so it wouldn’t upset me that much.
Later that day, Lucy’s dad murdered Lucy.
Then a grand jury let him walk.
Fuck Lucy’s dad.
A MAGA freak in Texas murdered his own daughter in cold blood after they had an argument about Trump.
A grand jury in the Dallas area then *declined to indict him*, and he has not yet faced charges.
Seems like many Texans believe a man has the right to kill his own child for disobedience.
A grand jury in the Dallas area then *declined to indict him*, and he has not yet faced charges.
Seems like many Texans believe a man has the right to kill his own child for disobedience.
British Woman shot by dad in Texas after 'arguing about Donald Trump'
Lucy Harrison, 23, was alone in a bedroom at her father's home in Texas when she was shot dead.
www.bbc.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Lucy: How would you feel if I was the girl in that situation and I'd been sexually assaulted?
Lucy’s Dad: I have two other daughters who live with me so it wouldn’t upset me that much.
Later that day, Lucy’s dad murdered Lucy.
Then a grand jury let him walk.
Fuck Lucy’s dad.
Lucy’s Dad: I have two other daughters who live with me so it wouldn’t upset me that much.
Later that day, Lucy’s dad murdered Lucy.
Then a grand jury let him walk.
Fuck Lucy’s dad.
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A MAGA freak in Texas murdered his own daughter in cold blood after they had an argument about Trump.
A grand jury in the Dallas area then *declined to indict him*, and he has not yet faced charges.
Seems like many Texans believe a man has the right to kill his own child for disobedience.
A grand jury in the Dallas area then *declined to indict him*, and he has not yet faced charges.
Seems like many Texans believe a man has the right to kill his own child for disobedience.
British Woman shot by dad in Texas after 'arguing about Donald Trump'
Lucy Harrison, 23, was alone in a bedroom at her father's home in Texas when she was shot dead.
www.bbc.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:12 AM
A MAGA freak in Texas murdered his own daughter in cold blood after they had an argument about Trump.
A grand jury in the Dallas area then *declined to indict him*, and he has not yet faced charges.
Seems like many Texans believe a man has the right to kill his own child for disobedience.
A grand jury in the Dallas area then *declined to indict him*, and he has not yet faced charges.
Seems like many Texans believe a man has the right to kill his own child for disobedience.
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Not to do this to y'all during Black History Month but was talking about Marvin Gaye the other day and this kid's tribute is not bad!
February 11, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Not to do this to y'all during Black History Month but was talking about Marvin Gaye the other day and this kid's tribute is not bad!
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as someone who always found Jon Stewart to be kind of annoying and slopulist it’s been extremely vindicating to see that he’s actually just a total moron
February 11, 2026 at 12:54 AM
as someone who always found Jon Stewart to be kind of annoying and slopulist it’s been extremely vindicating to see that he’s actually just a total moron
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That the illegal destruction of USAID will kill more than *20 million people* in the next five years, & has ALREADY KILLED 600,000 in just one year, is a world-historical crime that Americans aren't being told about in the terms & with the repetition necessary for them to believe it.
February 11, 2026 at 1:00 AM
That the illegal destruction of USAID will kill more than *20 million people* in the next five years, & has ALREADY KILLED 600,000 in just one year, is a world-historical crime that Americans aren't being told about in the terms & with the repetition necessary for them to believe it.
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We really do need to rebuild the capacity to meet strangers in public places, and stuff like this ruins it for everyone.
Social media is awash with videos of men filming themselves approaching women in public spaces and attempting to flirt. In many cases, the videos are filmed and uploaded without the women’s consent. https://cnn.it/4qtIsvB
February 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
We really do need to rebuild the capacity to meet strangers in public places, and stuff like this ruins it for everyone.
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February 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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This was not an inevitability.
This is the result of decades of political choices that rig the system in favor of the wealthy and powerful while leaving workers behind.
It does not have to be this way.
This is the result of decades of political choices that rig the system in favor of the wealthy and powerful while leaving workers behind.
It does not have to be this way.
February 10, 2026 at 5:01 PM
This was not an inevitability.
This is the result of decades of political choices that rig the system in favor of the wealthy and powerful while leaving workers behind.
It does not have to be this way.
This is the result of decades of political choices that rig the system in favor of the wealthy and powerful while leaving workers behind.
It does not have to be this way.
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More than anything, it shows very clearly these people do not get bugged enough.
Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
February 10, 2026 at 11:39 PM
More than anything, it shows very clearly these people do not get bugged enough.
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"Images obtained by CBS News appear to show the zip ties and bruised wrists of Anabel Romero's 14-year-old daughter SueHey, a U.S. citizen who was tending to her 6- and 8-year-old siblings when the agents descended on the crowd in military-style gear and herded them into a confined area."
Feds zip-tied a 14-year-old girl during Idaho raid, sparking fresh questions about ICE tactics
A 14-year-old girl said she was "crying" and "struggling to breathe" when law enforcement officers herded her onto a racetrack with other detainees and zip-tied her hands.
www.cbsnews.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
"Images obtained by CBS News appear to show the zip ties and bruised wrists of Anabel Romero's 14-year-old daughter SueHey, a U.S. citizen who was tending to her 6- and 8-year-old siblings when the agents descended on the crowd in military-style gear and herded them into a confined area."
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Angus: It’s like having to negotiate with Al Capone in his syphilitic period. You want to shut down the bridge? Go ahead. Every day, 1,500 nurses from Canada go to help keep Detroit’s health care system going. I personally think those nurses should be working in Canada.
February 11, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Angus: It’s like having to negotiate with Al Capone in his syphilitic period. You want to shut down the bridge? Go ahead. Every day, 1,500 nurses from Canada go to help keep Detroit’s health care system going. I personally think those nurses should be working in Canada.
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- Today is my Birthday!
I have autism and I officially
turn 29 years old. I would like
to receive lots of birthday wishes
from people around the world!
please Share/Like! to help
make my birthday
wish come true! ❤️
I have autism and I officially
turn 29 years old. I would like
to receive lots of birthday wishes
from people around the world!
please Share/Like! to help
make my birthday
wish come true! ❤️
February 10, 2026 at 8:07 PM
- Today is my Birthday!
I have autism and I officially
turn 29 years old. I would like
to receive lots of birthday wishes
from people around the world!
please Share/Like! to help
make my birthday
wish come true! ❤️
I have autism and I officially
turn 29 years old. I would like
to receive lots of birthday wishes
from people around the world!
please Share/Like! to help
make my birthday
wish come true! ❤️
I love the Olympics and I’m trying to be cool about it but the sounds the drones make are slowly killing me.
a woman says it 's too loud while standing in front of a car
Alt: Actress Angela Kinsey waves her hands around and then says “it’s too loud” while plugging her ears.
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I love the Olympics and I’m trying to be cool about it but the sounds the drones make are slowly killing me.
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So, depending on their assumptions about your background, it’ll be “well, aren’t you tired of…” trans people, immigrants, snooty college people, Jewish people, the “lazy ones”, etc etc until they hit a flash card you respond to...
February 10, 2026 at 11:42 PM
So, depending on their assumptions about your background, it’ll be “well, aren’t you tired of…” trans people, immigrants, snooty college people, Jewish people, the “lazy ones”, etc etc until they hit a flash card you respond to...
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This happens so infrequently to Jesse Watters that he finds it notable to mention. The country is cooked.
Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
February 10, 2026 at 11:44 PM
This happens so infrequently to Jesse Watters that he finds it notable to mention. The country is cooked.