Sean D. Sollé
@sd.solle.uk
I write software and terrible, terrible jokes.
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Or — and this is just wild stab in the dark — how about we go back to mixing the fucking audio properly in the first place?
November 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Or — and this is just wild stab in the dark — how about we go back to mixing the fucking audio properly in the first place?
If this were a movie or a TV show, this shot would be foreshadowing:
a) body or bodies tumbling down the ludicrous incline
b) shadowy figure standing staring in through the kitchen window
c) someone's slipping and dashing their brains out one the corner of the kitchen table
a) body or bodies tumbling down the ludicrous incline
b) shadowy figure standing staring in through the kitchen window
c) someone's slipping and dashing their brains out one the corner of the kitchen table
November 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If this were a movie or a TV show, this shot would be foreshadowing:
a) body or bodies tumbling down the ludicrous incline
b) shadowy figure standing staring in through the kitchen window
c) someone's slipping and dashing their brains out one the corner of the kitchen table
a) body or bodies tumbling down the ludicrous incline
b) shadowy figure standing staring in through the kitchen window
c) someone's slipping and dashing their brains out one the corner of the kitchen table
Spooky timeline is spooky — two posts from December 2023 appear in my timeline …
November 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Spooky timeline is spooky — two posts from December 2023 appear in my timeline …
Woman's Face In Profile The Vampire Slayer.
October 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Woman's Face In Profile The Vampire Slayer.
Look at this thing.
"Sorry mate, I see your 128GBytes of RAM, but that's not really what we're looking for these days."
"Sorry mate, I see your 128GBytes of RAM, but that's not really what we're looking for these days."
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Look at this thing.
"Sorry mate, I see your 128GBytes of RAM, but that's not really what we're looking for these days."
"Sorry mate, I see your 128GBytes of RAM, but that's not really what we're looking for these days."
I think it's desperately sweet that (a) Nullsoft took part in a professional photoshoot and (b) the biggest image that exists online is 760 x 510 pixels 🤣
October 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I think it's desperately sweet that (a) Nullsoft took part in a professional photoshoot and (b) the biggest image that exists online is 760 x 510 pixels 🤣
I was going to favourite this, but I can't now, obviously 🤣
October 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I was going to favourite this, but I can't now, obviously 🤣
Yup, a magnet is what you need, but it needs to be an insanely strong one — like "bloody hell I literally can't get this magnet off this lamp post" strong.
The only place you're likely to find one strong enough in an average household is inside one of those old-fashioned spinny PC hard drives.
The only place you're likely to find one strong enough in an average household is inside one of those old-fashioned spinny PC hard drives.
October 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Yup, a magnet is what you need, but it needs to be an insanely strong one — like "bloody hell I literally can't get this magnet off this lamp post" strong.
The only place you're likely to find one strong enough in an average household is inside one of those old-fashioned spinny PC hard drives.
The only place you're likely to find one strong enough in an average household is inside one of those old-fashioned spinny PC hard drives.
RIP Diane Keaton.
She was brilliant in Batman (1988).
She was brilliant in Batman (1988).
October 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
RIP Diane Keaton.
She was brilliant in Batman (1988).
She was brilliant in Batman (1988).
RIP Diane Keaton.
She was brilliant in Batman (1988).
She was brilliant in Batman (1988).
October 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
RIP Diane Keaton.
She was brilliant in Batman (1988).
She was brilliant in Batman (1988).
Sigh. Remember when The Oatmeal gently mocked Tumblr and gave them a mascot?
October 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Sigh. Remember when The Oatmeal gently mocked Tumblr and gave them a mascot?
I mean, come on now — multiple choice?!
October 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I mean, come on now — multiple choice?!
(Surprised no-none's mentioned the bathroom being haunted though).
October 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
(Surprised no-none's mentioned the bathroom being haunted though).
I'm not having much luck finding them on the interwebs!
September 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm not having much luck finding them on the interwebs!
To be clear:
1. When I posted this a week ago, I was quoting someone else's poem.
2. The invite was "on his face", not "on his life".
3. It would only be credible if it were me doing the sitting.
1. When I posted this a week ago, I was quoting someone else's poem.
2. The invite was "on his face", not "on his life".
3. It would only be credible if it were me doing the sitting.
September 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
To be clear:
1. When I posted this a week ago, I was quoting someone else's poem.
2. The invite was "on his face", not "on his life".
3. It would only be credible if it were me doing the sitting.
1. When I posted this a week ago, I was quoting someone else's poem.
2. The invite was "on his face", not "on his life".
3. It would only be credible if it were me doing the sitting.
The Pink Panther (1963) is such a splendid film, and this scene is just brilliant …
September 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The Pink Panther (1963) is such a splendid film, and this scene is just brilliant …
"Ah, but Sean", I hear you say "You've crimped on a plug — surely you want a socket?"
And you're right, I do!
The plug means I can easily test I've correctly toned out the wiring, by plugging the camera directly into a PoE switch …
… and the waterproof coupler I bought converts it into a socket!
And you're right, I do!
The plug means I can easily test I've correctly toned out the wiring, by plugging the camera directly into a PoE switch …
… and the waterproof coupler I bought converts it into a socket!
September 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"Ah, but Sean", I hear you say "You've crimped on a plug — surely you want a socket?"
And you're right, I do!
The plug means I can easily test I've correctly toned out the wiring, by plugging the camera directly into a PoE switch …
… and the waterproof coupler I bought converts it into a socket!
And you're right, I do!
The plug means I can easily test I've correctly toned out the wiring, by plugging the camera directly into a PoE switch …
… and the waterproof coupler I bought converts it into a socket!
Bleeping continuity tester mapped the decidedly non-standard twisted-pair colouring into correct physical positions 🤞
September 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Bleeping continuity tester mapped the decidedly non-standard twisted-pair colouring into correct physical positions 🤞
Is this one of the theories?
September 12, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Is this one of the theories?
Sigh — I'm going to have to turn my desktop computer on and plug in the printer to correct this typo.
September 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Sigh — I'm going to have to turn my desktop computer on and plug in the printer to correct this typo.