Sean D. Sollé
@sd.solle.uk
I write software and terrible, terrible jokes.
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Sean D. Sollé
@sd.solle.uk
· Mar 24
Draw me like one of your baths.
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What’s up bishes?
Lasagna in da Hizzizouse
Lasagna in da Hizzizouse
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
What’s up bishes?
Lasagna in da Hizzizouse
Lasagna in da Hizzizouse
Pencil sharpeners are good, aren't they?
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Pencil sharpeners are good, aren't they?
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New version of Johnny Marr’s Fender Jaguar Signature—the Special. I know nothing about guitars but I could listen to Marr talk about them all day. youtu.be/i_gTUxbsgac
Introducing the Johnny Marr Signature Special Jaguar: A Conversation with The Smiths Legend | Fender
YouTube video by Fender
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
New version of Johnny Marr’s Fender Jaguar Signature—the Special. I know nothing about guitars but I could listen to Marr talk about them all day. youtu.be/i_gTUxbsgac
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this may be a controversial take but i don’t think it’s a good idea to have so many delusional people in power
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
this may be a controversial take but i don’t think it’s a good idea to have so many delusional people in power
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This joke thing just isn't really working out for me here. (Not that I don't have a small, very loyal band that I'm grateful for.) So I've decided to dedicate this account to only sharing recipes for Red Velvet Cake.
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This joke thing just isn't really working out for me here. (Not that I don't have a small, very loyal band that I'm grateful for.) So I've decided to dedicate this account to only sharing recipes for Red Velvet Cake.
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good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again
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my patience has increased but I will say, it is ok to have trouble reading, it is not ok to scream at people for things you imagined they said because you can't read what they actually said
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
my patience has increased but I will say, it is ok to have trouble reading, it is not ok to scream at people for things you imagined they said because you can't read what they actually said
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
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i love that the measure of success for the new ai bots is how long it takes until they fall down
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
i love that the measure of success for the new ai bots is how long it takes until they fall down
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what in the fake birds and lobsters hell
w-why are the fake lobsters illustrated and why are the fake wild birds indoors and why is the dolphin a carving --
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
w-why are the fake lobsters illustrated and why are the fake wild birds indoors and why is the dolphin a carving --
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
what in the fake birds and lobsters hell
w-why are the fake lobsters illustrated and why are the fake wild birds indoors and why is the dolphin a carving --
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
w-why are the fake lobsters illustrated and why are the fake wild birds indoors and why is the dolphin a carving --
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
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A second BBC has hit the BBC
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A second BBC has hit the BBC
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Donald Trump gets through a lot of boos for a teetotaller.
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Donald Trump gets through a lot of boos for a teetotaller.
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After James Bond’s death, four new agents appear, all claiming to be 007. But after the Cyborg Bond blows up London, the real Bond emerges from his healing pod and leads the other three to victory.
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
After James Bond’s death, four new agents appear, all claiming to be 007. But after the Cyborg Bond blows up London, the real Bond emerges from his healing pod and leads the other three to victory.
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soup as old as time
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
soup as old as time
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
broth as old as rhyme
beauty and the bisque
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very much looking at you @jamfactory.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
very much looking at you @jamfactory.bsky.social
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Just saw a guy with a T-shirt that said, “Govern Me Harder.” Weren’t these the “Don’t Tread on Me” people?
It’s such a cult.
It’s such a cult.
September 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Just saw a guy with a T-shirt that said, “Govern Me Harder.” Weren’t these the “Don’t Tread on Me” people?
It’s such a cult.
It’s such a cult.
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“It’s impossible to reboot Bond” says production team who decided Bond first got his licence to kill in the 21st Century, as Daniel Craig, then got incredibly old within two films and was being put out to pasture, but also had Sean Connery’s 1960s car.
It’s Bond. Just do whatever the fuck you like.
It’s Bond. Just do whatever the fuck you like.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
“It’s impossible to reboot Bond” says production team who decided Bond first got his licence to kill in the 21st Century, as Daniel Craig, then got incredibly old within two films and was being put out to pasture, but also had Sean Connery’s 1960s car.
It’s Bond. Just do whatever the fuck you like.
It’s Bond. Just do whatever the fuck you like.
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A lot of good comment on the story here - but it’s really a complete non-story. No source for anything suggesting the writers at Amazon are in any way stuck. And then a quote from someone not involved in the project.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
A lot of good comment on the story here - but it’s really a complete non-story. No source for anything suggesting the writers at Amazon are in any way stuck. And then a quote from someone not involved in the project.
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sincere trivia gameshow where the host is genuinely asking and believes whatever the contestants buzz in
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
sincere trivia gameshow where the host is genuinely asking and believes whatever the contestants buzz in
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I'm so stubborn, I will take a job I don't even want and stay for 7 years.
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I'm so stubborn, I will take a job I don't even want and stay for 7 years.
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I know he wants the new football stadium in
Washington named after him ….
but “Orange Felon Field” just doesn’t work.
Washington named after him ….
but “Orange Felon Field” just doesn’t work.
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I know he wants the new football stadium in
Washington named after him ….
but “Orange Felon Field” just doesn’t work.
Washington named after him ….
but “Orange Felon Field” just doesn’t work.
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
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ASKING OUR REPRESENTATIVES TO ACTUALLY REPRESENT US IS NOT FIGHTING IT’S JUST ASKING YOU TO DO THE FUCKING JOB WE PAY YOU FOR
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
ASKING OUR REPRESENTATIVES TO ACTUALLY REPRESENT US IS NOT FIGHTING IT’S JUST ASKING YOU TO DO THE FUCKING JOB WE PAY YOU FOR
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Legendary musician & activist Peter Gabriel celebrates the Internet Archive hitting 1 trillion pages & reflects on its role in preserving humanity’s memory.
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November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Legendary musician & activist Peter Gabriel celebrates the Internet Archive hitting 1 trillion pages & reflects on its role in preserving humanity’s memory.
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#Wayback1T @itspetergabriel.bsky.social
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