Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Help us continue growing and biting even more ankles in 2026!
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Help us continue growing and biting even more ankles in 2026!
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“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
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“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
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I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
Fifteen winter coats. Good ones, not garbage. Hanging on the chain-link fence outside Lincoln Elementary.No note. No explanation. Just coats zipped up like ghosts waiting for bodies.
Principal Morris freaked out. Called the police. "Could be stolen"
Fifteen winter coats. Good ones, not garbage. Hanging on the chain-link fence outside Lincoln Elementary.No note. No explanation. Just coats zipped up like ghosts waiting for bodies.
Principal Morris freaked out. Called the police. "Could be stolen"
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kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
I wish them all the luck they deserve.
I wish them all the luck they deserve.
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
They should feel bad.
They should feel bad.
My landlord in 2008 called me “Sars” once instead of my name.
I couldn’t get my roomies to stop teasing me about it, so when I was making a user on my Xbox, I decided to use sarsticus to take some power back. It worked, and the name is unique, so I’ve used everywhere since
Tea is my first (nick) name, I like Teaberry Gum and Berry-Blue Jell-o, and I have been using this as a handle since college, that’s really all there is to it.
Our original last name had no vowels so we chose a more pronounceable (but still Jewish) one when they let us in here. And that’s my handle because I need to be findable online for professional reasons.
My landlord in 2008 called me “Sars” once instead of my name.
I couldn’t get my roomies to stop teasing me about it, so when I was making a user on my Xbox, I decided to use sarsticus to take some power back. It worked, and the name is unique, so I’ve used everywhere since