Matt Wallace
@mattfnwallace.bsky.social
I write. On purpose. Novels, video games, television. SAVAGE COMPANY & SAVAGE BOUNTY are out now in the UK! Get Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered Fate on Steam, PlayStation, and Xbox! Metalhead DLC out now!
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Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
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Why bother with a racist show run by maga sex perverts when you can watch Japanese lesbians fighting giant pandas with a hammer?
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Why bother with a racist show run by maga sex perverts when you can watch Japanese lesbians fighting giant pandas with a hammer?
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furthermore, fuck Neil Gaiman
In Neil Gaiman’s “I did nothing wrong ever” statement he says there’s been no good journalism about him or his assaults. There has been, of course.
Thing is, he said the same thing in 2018 when @moryan.bsky.social reported on issues behind the scenes on American Gods www.moryan.com/a-burn-it-do...
Thing is, he said the same thing in 2018 when @moryan.bsky.social reported on issues behind the scenes on American Gods www.moryan.com/a-burn-it-do...
A Burn It Down video extravaganza, and thoughts on Neil Gaiman, creative gods, American Gods and rotten pedestals
Hello!
Chicago folks, on Wednesday, Aug. 14 at 7 p.m., I’ll be in conversation with my friend Steve Darnall at The Book Cellar in Chicago. The occasion is the reissue of Uncle Sam, a brilliant graph...
www.moryan.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
furthermore, fuck Neil Gaiman
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You just made an enemy for life.
I regret to inform you that “1979” by Smashing Pumpkins was released in 1996, which is now 30 years ago. Meaning a similar song released in 2026 would be called “2009”
February 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
You just made an enemy for life.
Trying and failing to think of a lyric that has aged worse than “Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy”
February 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Trying and failing to think of a lyric that has aged worse than “Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy”
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#NonDeFilm
I’m converting a script to a production draft while I listen to my Singles playlist.
This is the first time I’ve ever produced someone else’s script. @mattfnwallace.bsky.social has written a good story so I’m making Go Gentle (working title).
I’m converting a script to a production draft while I listen to my Singles playlist.
This is the first time I’ve ever produced someone else’s script. @mattfnwallace.bsky.social has written a good story so I’m making Go Gentle (working title).
February 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
#NonDeFilm
I’m converting a script to a production draft while I listen to my Singles playlist.
This is the first time I’ve ever produced someone else’s script. @mattfnwallace.bsky.social has written a good story so I’m making Go Gentle (working title).
I’m converting a script to a production draft while I listen to my Singles playlist.
This is the first time I’ve ever produced someone else’s script. @mattfnwallace.bsky.social has written a good story so I’m making Go Gentle (working title).
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Holy shit. So this just happened at Minneapolis's legendary First Avenue club. That's Tom Morello introducing Springsteen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHe...
Bruce Springsteen - Streets of Minneapolis - First Ave 260130
YouTube video by Nate Reiter
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January 30, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Holy shit. So this just happened at Minneapolis's legendary First Avenue club. That's Tom Morello introducing Springsteen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHe...
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Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Man, it’s wild that normal people just go to work every day while the people who run everything meticulously document their sex crimes
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When I try to explain to people that investors are generally very, very stupid people this is what I mean.
Video game stocks are suddenly crashing today with the launch of Google's Project Genie as investors think games will start magically getting made with AI
➡️ ca.investing.com/news/stock-m...
#GoogleGemini #TakeTwo #CDProjektRED #Roblox #videogames
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#GoogleGemini #TakeTwo #CDProjektRED #Roblox #videogames
January 30, 2026 at 5:35 PM
When I try to explain to people that investors are generally very, very stupid people this is what I mean.
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Here's an opportunity to support the other journalist arrested today; Georgia Fort, who will have far fewer resources available to her than Don Lemon.
Georgia Fort's is chilling, and it's being overshadowed by the equally chilling arrest of Don Lemon.
A GoFundMe is being set up for Fort. In the meantime, you can support her work directly – without paying massive fundraising platform fees – through her website:
www.georgiafort.com/support
A GoFundMe is being set up for Fort. In the meantime, you can support her work directly – without paying massive fundraising platform fees – through her website:
www.georgiafort.com/support
Support Independent Journalism | GF
www.georgiafort.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Here's an opportunity to support the other journalist arrested today; Georgia Fort, who will have far fewer resources available to her than Don Lemon.
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If anybody out there is like, “kids so young would never do this without adult prompting!“
1) you really don’t know kids
2) when Reagan met with Gorbachev, I was in 5th grade & still managed to get my class to sign an anti-nuke petition
Don’t underestimate how much the kids are paying attention
1) you really don’t know kids
2) when Reagan met with Gorbachev, I was in 5th grade & still managed to get my class to sign an anti-nuke petition
Don’t underestimate how much the kids are paying attention
Younger kid's whole middle school walked out today in solidarity with Minnesota. Apparently there were 13 year olds getting up and making impromptu speeches. They didn't prep a chant in advance, so they settled on "F*ck ICE"
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 AM
If anybody out there is like, “kids so young would never do this without adult prompting!“
1) you really don’t know kids
2) when Reagan met with Gorbachev, I was in 5th grade & still managed to get my class to sign an anti-nuke petition
Don’t underestimate how much the kids are paying attention
1) you really don’t know kids
2) when Reagan met with Gorbachev, I was in 5th grade & still managed to get my class to sign an anti-nuke petition
Don’t underestimate how much the kids are paying attention
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We are proud to join @evilhat.bsky.social and their efforts to support Minnesota by donating 10% of our average quarterly sales made on our webstore to support the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund.
www.wfmn.org/funds/immigr...
www.wfmn.org/funds/immigr...
Immigrant Rapid Response Fund
Your gift supports the immediate need for rights and resources in all targeted immigrant communities.
www.wfmn.org
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 PM
We are proud to join @evilhat.bsky.social and their efforts to support Minnesota by donating 10% of our average quarterly sales made on our webstore to support the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund.
www.wfmn.org/funds/immigr...
www.wfmn.org/funds/immigr...
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"It may take time to prove you're right, but you have to stick to it."
- Fred Korematsu
Jailed for refusing to abide by FDR's Exec Order 9066, he took his case against internment all the way to the Supreme Court - and lost. Remember him on Korematsu Day, January 30th. 1/
- Fred Korematsu
Jailed for refusing to abide by FDR's Exec Order 9066, he took his case against internment all the way to the Supreme Court - and lost. Remember him on Korematsu Day, January 30th. 1/
January 30, 2026 at 10:32 PM
"It may take time to prove you're right, but you have to stick to it."
- Fred Korematsu
Jailed for refusing to abide by FDR's Exec Order 9066, he took his case against internment all the way to the Supreme Court - and lost. Remember him on Korematsu Day, January 30th. 1/
- Fred Korematsu
Jailed for refusing to abide by FDR's Exec Order 9066, he took his case against internment all the way to the Supreme Court - and lost. Remember him on Korematsu Day, January 30th. 1/
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one of the reasons I think it's hard to believe Catherine O'Hara died is because she was this super rare combination of both poise and chaotic energy and so she didn't seem to have a physical age; she was just oscillating between 40 and 17 and 60 at all times.
January 30, 2026 at 8:35 PM
one of the reasons I think it's hard to believe Catherine O'Hara died is because she was this super rare combination of both poise and chaotic energy and so she didn't seem to have a physical age; she was just oscillating between 40 and 17 and 60 at all times.
You know how you wake up and discover that overnight exactly one piece on your chess board has somehow moved without you having touched that board in months so you flee your house after setting fire to it because FUCK that noise jack
January 30, 2026 at 9:06 PM
You know how you wake up and discover that overnight exactly one piece on your chess board has somehow moved without you having touched that board in months so you flee your house after setting fire to it because FUCK that noise jack
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catherine o’hara was absolutely god-tier at harmonization, first of all, and then the fact that she performed this number in character, with all those subtle expressions and moments, is just…fuck. a once-in-a-lifetime talent
January 30, 2026 at 6:39 PM
catherine o’hara was absolutely god-tier at harmonization, first of all, and then the fact that she performed this number in character, with all those subtle expressions and moments, is just…fuck. a once-in-a-lifetime talent
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writing is funny sometimes, because I'm the one who made all this stuff up, and now I'm staring at it two thirds of the way deep into finishing it asking: “what the hell is happening here??"
January 29, 2026 at 8:13 PM
writing is funny sometimes, because I'm the one who made all this stuff up, and now I'm staring at it two thirds of the way deep into finishing it asking: “what the hell is happening here??"
Ninety-nine-cent thrift store score 🔥
January 29, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Ninety-nine-cent thrift store score 🔥
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Hey folks with a Substack, any word what they’re doing over there
Medium gives employees Friday off to participate in national strike protesting ICE
Medium gives employees Friday off to participate in national strike protesting ICE | TechCrunch
Activists behind the general strike are calling for "no work, no school, and no shopping" amid a push to defund ICE, which has escalated raids in U.S. cities, killing several people, including two U.S. citizens earlier this month in Minneapolis.
techcrunch.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Hey folks with a Substack, any word what they’re doing over there
I’m a certified freak like, 4-5 days a week and then occasionally I’ll pick up a freak shift for Debbie if she’s gotta take her kids to Gymboree or whatever but you know it’s fine I don’t mind it’s tough being a single mom she’s only freaking til she finishes her nursing degree anyway.
January 29, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I’m a certified freak like, 4-5 days a week and then occasionally I’ll pick up a freak shift for Debbie if she’s gotta take her kids to Gymboree or whatever but you know it’s fine I don’t mind it’s tough being a single mom she’s only freaking til she finishes her nursing degree anyway.
I feel like since all the Sinners noms were announced I’m having to hear/read less about Marty Supreme and I hope that’s a real thing that’s happening and not just confirmation bias.
January 29, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I feel like since all the Sinners noms were announced I’m having to hear/read less about Marty Supreme and I hope that’s a real thing that’s happening and not just confirmation bias.
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BREAKING: The Senate just blocked a bill that would have renewed ICE's budget without real, enforceable changes.
This is a direct result of hundreds of thousands of people across the nation demanding that our Senators vote no.
This is a direct result of hundreds of thousands of people across the nation demanding that our Senators vote no.
January 29, 2026 at 6:26 PM
BREAKING: The Senate just blocked a bill that would have renewed ICE's budget without real, enforceable changes.
This is a direct result of hundreds of thousands of people across the nation demanding that our Senators vote no.
This is a direct result of hundreds of thousands of people across the nation demanding that our Senators vote no.
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oh, i love chemistry videos where they show different reactions between compounds
rednile is great, for example
rednile is great, for example
If you’re ever lucky enough to meet someone who makes reaction videos for a living it’s really important you pretend you have no idea what those are so that they have to explain the concept and their role in it from the ground up, because it will lead to the funniest 5-10 minutes of your life.
January 29, 2026 at 7:15 PM
oh, i love chemistry videos where they show different reactions between compounds
rednile is great, for example
rednile is great, for example
GWAR covered “Pink Pony Club” which proves the world is still worth fighting for. youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I
GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
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January 29, 2026 at 7:13 PM
GWAR covered “Pink Pony Club” which proves the world is still worth fighting for. youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I
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I sincerely doubt I will ever meet someone who does this but if I ever do I'll have to remember this
If you’re ever lucky enough to meet someone who makes reaction videos for a living it’s really important you pretend you have no idea what those are so that they have to explain the concept and their role in it from the ground up, because it will lead to the funniest 5-10 minutes of your life.
January 29, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I sincerely doubt I will ever meet someone who does this but if I ever do I'll have to remember this