Matt Wallace
@mattfnwallace.bsky.social
I write. On purpose. Novels, video games, television. SAVAGE COMPANY & SAVAGE BOUNTY are out now in the UK! Get Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered Fate on Steam, PlayStation, and Xbox! Metalhead DLC out now!
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Metalhead joins the legacy as the latest DLC in TMNT: Splintered Fate. Suit up for high-tech chaos. When steel meets shell, only one code can run! 🤖
#TMNTSplinteredFate #Metalhead #TMNT #DLC #TurtlePower
#TMNTSplinteredFate #Metalhead #TMNT #DLC #TurtlePower
Aaaahhhhhhhaahhhh everyone check out how cool my perfect chonky robot son looks!!
Writing Metalhead and designing the narrative for this DLC is probably my favorite thing I’ve done in game dev. Super stoked it’s finally out there for people to play and experience.
Writing Metalhead and designing the narrative for this DLC is probably my favorite thing I’ve done in game dev. Super stoked it’s finally out there for people to play and experience.
It is honestly hilarious to watch all these high-dollar professionals wring their hands over something that literally does not matter even a little. It’s James Bond. He’s been nine different middle-aged dudes for 70 years with no explanation. No one is asking for one now and no one cares.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It is honestly hilarious to watch all these high-dollar professionals wring their hands over something that literally does not matter even a little. It’s James Bond. He’s been nine different middle-aged dudes for 70 years with no explanation. No one is asking for one now and no one cares.
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God's Junk Drawer by @peterclines.bsky.social is out today! I was lucky enough to read and review it early. Its got dinosaurs, mystery, action, adventure, and super cool plot twists. I like this book a lot and highly recommend it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
God's Junk Drawer by @peterclines.bsky.social is out today! I was lucky enough to read and review it early. Its got dinosaurs, mystery, action, adventure, and super cool plot twists. I like this book a lot and highly recommend it.
For everyone who needs to hear this today: dogs still exist.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
For everyone who needs to hear this today: dogs still exist.
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Take the wins where you can.
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Take the wins where you can.
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My latest at @comicsjournal.bsky.social: I talked to @oglaf.bsky.social! Not the character, but rather, the people who create it.
They don't do many interviews, so this was a real treat. They're funny people! Turns out they're not super private, just...really bad at PR?
www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...
They don't do many interviews, so this was a real treat. They're funny people! Turns out they're not super private, just...really bad at PR?
www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...
Talking Oglaf with Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne: 'We'd stay up all night drawing stuff to make each other laugh' - The Comics Journal
Other than some time off every year for Christmas, Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne have delivered a new Oglaf comic, skewering fantasy tropes with absolutely not safe for work humor, every week since 2008...
www.tcj.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My latest at @comicsjournal.bsky.social: I talked to @oglaf.bsky.social! Not the character, but rather, the people who create it.
They don't do many interviews, so this was a real treat. They're funny people! Turns out they're not super private, just...really bad at PR?
www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...
They don't do many interviews, so this was a real treat. They're funny people! Turns out they're not super private, just...really bad at PR?
www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
In terms of Frankenstein discourse not enough people are bringing up the episode of Highlander: The Series where Lord Byron is an immortal who Mary Shelley, during a weekend orgy, witnesses die and resurrect after absorbing the quickening of another immortal he beheads and that gives her the idea.
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
In terms of Frankenstein discourse not enough people are bringing up the episode of Highlander: The Series where Lord Byron is an immortal who Mary Shelley, during a weekend orgy, witnesses die and resurrect after absorbing the quickening of another immortal he beheads and that gives her the idea.
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Natives are the greatest artists in the world, and when that artistic mind mixes with vanity the most beautiful fashion is born.
nativenewsonline.net/arts-enterta...
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Native American Designers You Should Know, Part 01
This Native American Heritage Month, Native News Online is celebrating by sharing our favorite Native American actor movies, TV shows, books, chefs, musicians, artists, and fashion designers.
nativenewsonline.net
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Natives are the greatest artists in the world, and when that artistic mind mixes with vanity the most beautiful fashion is born.
nativenewsonline.net/arts-enterta...
nativenewsonline.net/arts-enterta...
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Okay, I lied. I don't know how to relax. I didn't play video games. I made the box cover for a card game I designed instead. Art by @lilichin.bsky.social!
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Okay, I lied. I don't know how to relax. I didn't play video games. I made the box cover for a card game I designed instead. Art by @lilichin.bsky.social!
I don’t mean to imply that if you’re an influencer I don’t respect you I mean to state plainly that I don’t.
All influencers are the worst but food and diet influencers may be the actual worst.
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I don’t mean to imply that if you’re an influencer I don’t respect you I mean to state plainly that I don’t.
All influencers are the worst but food and diet influencers may be the actual worst.
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
All influencers are the worst but food and diet influencers may be the actual worst.
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this administration has not worked diligently on anything except the starving and robbery of the people it is meant to serve
BREAKING: DOJ goes to SCOTUS trying to stop a district court order that USDA pay out full SNAP benefits this month.
The First Circuit denied an administrative stay, but has not yet ruled on the stay request. And, CNN reported that USDA is already processing payments.
DOJ went to SCOTUS anyway.
The First Circuit denied an administrative stay, but has not yet ruled on the stay request. And, CNN reported that USDA is already processing payments.
DOJ went to SCOTUS anyway.
November 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
this administration has not worked diligently on anything except the starving and robbery of the people it is meant to serve
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if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
Honestly I want to see Mamdani make a whole video series where he intentionally ghosts real estate magnates’ calls. I want to see him laughing at angry voicemails and listening in on assistants telling O’Leary the Mayor Elect just stepped out oh wait I see him let me just oh nm that wasn’t him sorry
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Honestly I want to see Mamdani make a whole video series where he intentionally ghosts real estate magnates’ calls. I want to see him laughing at angry voicemails and listening in on assistants telling O’Leary the Mayor Elect just stepped out oh wait I see him let me just oh nm that wasn’t him sorry
I feel like beavers would think the idea for Minecraft was stolen from them. You know?
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I feel like beavers would think the idea for Minecraft was stolen from them. You know?
Say more things that make me like the Mayor Elect.
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Say more things that make me like the Mayor Elect.
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If a professional did this they would be arrested and I don't really understand why the answer box gets a break
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If a professional did this they would be arrested and I don't really understand why the answer box gets a break
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People thinking they’re inventing network television after 10 years of destroying network television, I am going to walk into the fucking ocean.
Okay, who told every exec to start using "white space" as their new buzzword?
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
People thinking they’re inventing network television after 10 years of destroying network television, I am going to walk into the fucking ocean.
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The truly maddening thing is that, unlike when I was a young man in science and the materials and engineering just weren’t there yet, the future is *right there.* The problem is *solved*. What’s holding us back is not just greed, but this bizarre nostalgia, an obsession with petro- masculinity.
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The truly maddening thing is that, unlike when I was a young man in science and the materials and engineering just weren’t there yet, the future is *right there.* The problem is *solved*. What’s holding us back is not just greed, but this bizarre nostalgia, an obsession with petro- masculinity.
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I also do author notes, and I also also reprint old stuff that was never just free online in it's first run
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For as little as $1 a month, I lost a short story or a preview of a forthcoming longer work
I also do author notes, and I also also reprint old stuff that was never just free online in it's first run
www.patreon.com/c/JenniferRD...
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November 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Check out my Patreon!
For as little as $1 a month, I lost a short story or a preview of a forthcoming longer work
I also do author notes, and I also also reprint old stuff that was never just free online in it's first run
www.patreon.com/c/JenniferRD...
For as little as $1 a month, I lost a short story or a preview of a forthcoming longer work
I also do author notes, and I also also reprint old stuff that was never just free online in it's first run
www.patreon.com/c/JenniferRD...
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
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Whenever I can, I go to Broadview ICE, where BP and ICE agents are coming in and out, and I hold a sign that says ICE IS EVIL, and I say those words. Because this is evil. It's just evil.
“They didn’t just walk in chasing one person, they went into multiple rooms asking and looking for teachers while children were present,” Ramirez said. “This is an agency that has gone rogue and it an agency that believes that as long as they can cover their face, they can get away with anything.”
Families "horrified" after daycare teacher pulled out of school by federal agents.
The incident happened in front of parents and children at Rayito de Sol in North Center, a parent said. They believe the employee, who cares for infants, is legally allowed to work in the United State...
www.chalkbeat.org
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Whenever I can, I go to Broadview ICE, where BP and ICE agents are coming in and out, and I hold a sign that says ICE IS EVIL, and I say those words. Because this is evil. It's just evil.