wendy copium
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wendy copium
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· Jan 16
google translate's version of the examples is 50% gertrude stein 50% sylvia plath:
youngster, youngster, youngster, youngster, youngster
chick, kitten, chicken
plot, plot
little streamer, oddball, favorite, offspring
upstart, fugitive
youngster, youngster, youngster, youngster, youngster
chick, kitten, chicken
plot, plot
little streamer, oddball, favorite, offspring
upstart, fugitive
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
sophie commits a small festive crime
sophie commits a small festive crime
January 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
No cheating, repost with the most recent photo of your pet
sophie commits a small festive crime
sophie commits a small festive crime
in 2026, maybe we’ll return to a time before jstor had baseball caps and the chicago manual of style wanted to sell you a skateboard because you’re a cool professor
January 2, 2026 at 12:33 PM
in 2026, maybe we’ll return to a time before jstor had baseball caps and the chicago manual of style wanted to sell you a skateboard because you’re a cool professor
happy new year to the twenty twenty sickos ❤️
December 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
happy new year to the twenty twenty sickos ❤️
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all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do
hold on i have to update this because i just saw aurora in the snow today in bergen
I once saw beth ditto in the tottenham court road branch of h&m
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
hold on i have to update this because i just saw aurora in the snow today in bergen
having hip pain for a bit has made me realise there is in fact no greater pleasure in life than sitting with your legs crossed over and all fucked up and to deny a person this is torture
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
having hip pain for a bit has made me realise there is in fact no greater pleasure in life than sitting with your legs crossed over and all fucked up and to deny a person this is torture
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
I once saw beth ditto in the tottenham court road branch of h&m
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I once saw beth ditto in the tottenham court road branch of h&m
tonight’s eurosnack is a bit threatening
December 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
tonight’s eurosnack is a bit threatening
i don’t know if anyone here is playing the tiny bookshop game but a seagull came into my shop so i sold him six of crows
December 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i don’t know if anyone here is playing the tiny bookshop game but a seagull came into my shop so i sold him six of crows
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This 1920’s painting by Michalina Janoszanka is the vibe.
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This 1920’s painting by Michalina Janoszanka is the vibe.
we’ve been watching david attenborough with the cat and here are some of the animals she believes she could take out: albatross chick, seal, fruitbat, agouti, entire column of leafcutter ants
December 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
we’ve been watching david attenborough with the cat and here are some of the animals she believes she could take out: albatross chick, seal, fruitbat, agouti, entire column of leafcutter ants
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed tiny Tim, who did NOT die
It was the day tiny Tim, who did NOT die, exploded.
This Is Just To Say
I have eaten
Tiny
Tim, who did
NOT die,
and who
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
he was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
I have eaten
Tiny
Tim, who did
NOT die,
and who
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
he was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they executed tiny Tim, who did NOT die
showing the cat the picture my partner got us for christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
showing the cat the picture my partner got us for christmas
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business idea: prosecco flavoured fizzy vitamins
December 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
business idea: prosecco flavoured fizzy vitamins
for my alarms book I read through all the internal staff newsletters for the company that sold the first battery operated domestic smoke alarm and that was a fascinatingly obscure trip through mid century workplace culture
I think we need a mega thread of everyone's craziest archive stories.
December 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
for my alarms book I read through all the internal staff newsletters for the company that sold the first battery operated domestic smoke alarm and that was a fascinatingly obscure trip through mid century workplace culture
including this paper in the bit of my talk which introduces early 20th century neurology just so i can talk about russell brain writing about henry head in the journal brain
December 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
including this paper in the bit of my talk which introduces early 20th century neurology just so i can talk about russell brain writing about henry head in the journal brain
for christmas my nephew has sent us a kind of frankenstein fantasy football team
December 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
for christmas my nephew has sent us a kind of frankenstein fantasy football team
archive.org has saved christmas by helping me find my a copy of my favourite veggie sausage recipe
December 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
archive.org has saved christmas by helping me find my a copy of my favourite veggie sausage recipe
sorry to report that this actually really helped and i’ve not only restructured the whole first section but also added an extra 1500 words today
happy “putting all the separate unfinished word documents into one big word document for your book manuscript because you promised yourself you’d have a rough first draft by the end of the year” day to all who celebrate
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
sorry to report that this actually really helped and i’ve not only restructured the whole first section but also added an extra 1500 words today
happy “putting all the separate unfinished word documents into one big word document for your book manuscript because you promised yourself you’d have a rough first draft by the end of the year” day to all who celebrate
December 19, 2025 at 10:55 AM
happy “putting all the separate unfinished word documents into one big word document for your book manuscript because you promised yourself you’d have a rough first draft by the end of the year” day to all who celebrate
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
is tom mccarthy working on a Big Book do we reckon? he seems like the type and hasn’t published a novel in a decade
December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
is tom mccarthy working on a Big Book do we reckon? he seems like the type and hasn’t published a novel in a decade