wendy copium
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wendy copium
@alicebennett.bsky.social
· Jan 16
google translate's version of the examples is 50% gertrude stein 50% sylvia plath:
youngster, youngster, youngster, youngster, youngster
chick, kitten, chicken
plot, plot
little streamer, oddball, favorite, offspring
upstart, fugitive
youngster, youngster, youngster, youngster, youngster
chick, kitten, chicken
plot, plot
little streamer, oddball, favorite, offspring
upstart, fugitive
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
my former employer immediately taking down all the webpages for colleagues they made redundant so all that’s left is this nauseating twee crap
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
my former employer immediately taking down all the webpages for colleagues they made redundant so all that’s left is this nauseating twee crap
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
business idea: rosé julebrus
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
business idea: rosé julebrus
friends will be pleased to hear that I finally got to use one of the vacuum tube bins today and it was a perfect anticlimax: the bin just softly went pffft and that was it
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
friends will be pleased to hear that I finally got to use one of the vacuum tube bins today and it was a perfect anticlimax: the bin just softly went pffft and that was it
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so upsetting to discover that some of the earliest bendy buses were primarily designed to articulate vertically rather than horizontally
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
so upsetting to discover that some of the earliest bendy buses were primarily designed to articulate vertically rather than horizontally
we’re doing a frankenstein double bill tonight and i’ve gone down the adaptations rabbit hole
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
we’re doing a frankenstein double bill tonight and i’ve gone down the adaptations rabbit hole
jenny hval doing smell music is pretty exciting given the thing that most impressed me about her great first novel was the description of smells (translation in alt text)
November 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
jenny hval doing smell music is pretty exciting given the thing that most impressed me about her great first novel was the description of smells (translation in alt text)
I do really feel for this lady but who hasn’t got to a point in their own work and thought that maybe peer review isn’t enough and only an exorcism will do
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I do really feel for this lady but who hasn’t got to a point in their own work and thought that maybe peer review isn’t enough and only an exorcism will do
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Strongly feel that adults learning a new language should be treated like babies doing the same thing. Look, I'm going through a developmental leap this week, so I'm just going to be more cranky, hungrier, cry a lot at night etc.
November 7, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Strongly feel that adults learning a new language should be treated like babies doing the same thing. Look, I'm going through a developmental leap this week, so I'm just going to be more cranky, hungrier, cry a lot at night etc.
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
festive aroma in the oil burner, yogi christmas tea on the go: we’re julmaxxing
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
festive aroma in the oil burner, yogi christmas tea on the go: we’re julmaxxing
there are mamdanis everywhere for those with the eyes to see
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
there are mamdanis everywhere for those with the eyes to see
trying to report an IT problem and instead finding out who at my institution is responsible for the curtains!!
November 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
trying to report an IT problem and instead finding out who at my institution is responsible for the curtains!!
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And this is why the corporate class shut down Teen Vogue.
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
And this is why the corporate class shut down Teen Vogue.
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
and the backspace key on my laptop has stopped working so i will simply have to proceed by making zero errors from now on
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
and the backspace key on my laptop has stopped working so i will simply have to proceed by making zero errors from now on
no you just sent an email profusely apologising to a colleague for not doing something, only for them to reply immediately saying that you already did it last friday 😩
November 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
no you just sent an email profusely apologising to a colleague for not doing something, only for them to reply immediately saying that you already did it last friday 😩
i know this is an irrelevant detail at this stage but i cannot believe they had professor robert tombs on the judging panel of the orwell prize in 2020 when it went to clanchy
has anyone seen the full text of the pan macmillan/kate clanchy apology?
November 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i know this is an irrelevant detail at this stage but i cannot believe they had professor robert tombs on the judging panel of the orwell prize in 2020 when it went to clanchy
has anyone seen the full text of the pan macmillan/kate clanchy apology?
November 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
has anyone seen the full text of the pan macmillan/kate clanchy apology?
white suprematists: if you’re going to sticker europe’s rainiest city you really need to pay for vinyl stickers
November 4, 2025 at 7:30 AM
white suprematists: if you’re going to sticker europe’s rainiest city you really need to pay for vinyl stickers
is it bad that my main motivation for learning norwegian is because i like eavesdropping
November 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
is it bad that my main motivation for learning norwegian is because i like eavesdropping