wow that takes a lot of bottle

what is left of decades of people’s careers? an illustration of a crying window emoji held up by a crane

I like how they made elizabeth into a thematic dresser (one of the most dangerous classes of academic)

fargen i julebrus kommer selvfølgelig fra nisseskallene og i rosé julebrus det er bare veldig kort kontakt med nisseskallene

they should have hyphenated street-preachers if they wanted it said like janet street-porter

I remember reading a smash hits article from the 90s about exactly this issue and how we say it like manic street is an address

unless it’s possible to ride on top like the worm bus from dune

they make the whole bus out of the concertina :(((((((

going to work in a bus that’s like one of those dogs where the middle is a slinky 😩

only richard scarry could redeem this concept

imagining a horrible caterpillar bus with multiple bends

if it was possible to create the uruk-hai then surely it would have been possible to engineer something along the lines of a dick prosthetic; a bombadildo, if you will

i feel like mary shelley would have enjoyed this tbh

oh, I think bluesky thinks I’m writing in norwegian because i have my norwegian keyboard and spelllcheck turned on on my phone (bokmål is one of the two ways of writing norwegian because the country is extra and has two written languages)