Rhys Needham
rhysneedham.bsky.social
Rhys Needham
@rhysneedham.bsky.social
Je Suis Marxiste, Tendance Harpo (...movie star, movie star...)

Mostly Harmless. Panicking optional.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Ex-Douglas Bader Meinhof Gang.

Yasser (Arafat), I can boogie all night long.

Views pilfered from everyone else's
Joseph Heller's Good As Gold.
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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swearing my oath on the enron people’s choice cookbook
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Look, all I'm saying is, while you /should/ depict your fantasy people as semi-regularly miserable and prone to caving people's skulls in, it's entirely possible they decided to cave skulls in a regional assembly of local smallholders, not because Lord Borys Jonson ordered them to.
January 2, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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On some level I blame those maps they put in children's history books too. Seeing "Kingdom of" before so many different names on the map of Europe tricks the reader into thinking that Scotland, England, France, Poland and Castile were run exactly the same way or even particularly similarly.
Look, all I'm saying is, while you /should/ depict your fantasy people as semi-regularly miserable and prone to caving people's skulls in, it's entirely possible they decided to cave skulls in a regional assembly of local smallholders, not because Lord Borys Jonson ordered them to.
January 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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the water thing about genAI is bullshit but the thing where it makes on-demand nudes and CSAM isn't and the thing where it talks you into killing yourself isn't and those seem pretty bad
January 2, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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It’s also weird how much it’s still taken as read given the much more brutal surrender conditions after World War II did not lead to World War III in the 1960s
January 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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The extent to which neither Khrushchev nor JFK did not want a nuclear war in 1962, and in JFK's case did not want one to happen by *accident* cannot be overstated.
It’s also weird how much it’s still taken as read given the much more brutal surrender conditions after World War II did not lead to World War III in the 1960s
January 2, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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I also find it very very very odd when people talk about the collapse of the Soviet Union as if it was a "good" or "bad" thing based on whether it was good for the Russian Federation. This might be a semantics thing but to me, "collapse" refers to the breakup into the constituent republics.
It doesn't help that lots of people talk about said neighbour in the same way: "you gotta understand, it was humiliating for them what happened in 1991"

> me, whose definition of "what happened in 1991" is "national liberation":
a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with blue eyes looking at the camera .
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January 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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Why isn't Russia as wealth as say, Lithuania is, is a question for the Russians to answer.
I also find it very very very odd when people talk about the collapse of the Soviet Union as if it was a "good" or "bad" thing based on whether it was good for the Russian Federation. This might be a semantics thing but to me, "collapse" refers to the breakup into the constituent republics.
It doesn't help that lots of people talk about said neighbour in the same way: "you gotta understand, it was humiliating for them what happened in 1991"

> me, whose definition of "what happened in 1991" is "national liberation":
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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At least 17 dead as heavy rains trigger flash floods in Afghanistan https://aje.io/7kf0iu
January 2, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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Jan. 1, 1926: The terrace of the Cafe Kranzler on Berlin's Kurfürstendamm.
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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Wait. You're telling me Adolf "Purposefully fight a Three Front War" Hitler wasn't a master strategist?
Curtis Yarvin, JD Vance’s friend & ideological influence, ended 2025 by claiming “only Hitler spoke the truth” about “too many subjects” & “Hitler was a genius.”

Extremism isn’t fringe on the right. Once marginal online extremists like Yarvin are influential at the highest levels of government.
January 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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1 January 1921 | French Jewish woman, Camille Touboul, was born in Casablanca (today Morroco). A shop assistant.

1 January 1921 | French Jewish woman, Camille Touboul, was born in Casablanca (today Morocco). A shop assistant. war and passed away in 2009.
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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A deconsecrated Amsterdam church built roughly 150 years ago was engulfed in flames in the early hours of New Year’s Day, prompting widespread evacuations and causing extensive damage to the cultural monument.
A Monumental Church in Amsterdam Is Ravaged by Flames on New Year’s Day
Local residents were evacuated after a fire broke out at the Vondelkerk shortly after midnight. The cause of the blaze has not yet been confirmed.
nyti.ms
January 1, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Picture of the staff who operate my account:
January 1, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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A cat who uses profanities? Surely not…
January 1, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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"Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back."

― Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World
December 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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"Sir. This plate has been empty since last year."
January 1, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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this is embridgened cheddar
all my homies hate embridgened cheddar
just got a horrifying "people you may know" suggestion on linkedin
January 1, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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Happy New Year
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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he had a destiny to fulfill
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 AM