Wannabe Apparatchik
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History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
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I think we have to consider that possibly writing a book entitled "Harry Potter and the..." is what makes people go insane
February 10, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I think we have to consider that possibly writing a book entitled "Harry Potter and the..." is what makes people go insane
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you guys, there is an entirely reasonable middle ground between “the US sucks and has lost everything forever” and “the US is the greatest and always will be no matter what” and i implore you not to polarize yourself because of people you hate on the internet
February 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
you guys, there is an entirely reasonable middle ground between “the US sucks and has lost everything forever” and “the US is the greatest and always will be no matter what” and i implore you not to polarize yourself because of people you hate on the internet
because in the english language as typically spoken, ‘American’ is a demonym referring to people, things, and ideas from the United States of America. for the same reason, a Mexican isn’t “estadounidense” despite being from los Estados Unidos Mexicanos
February 10, 2026 at 7:41 PM
because in the english language as typically spoken, ‘American’ is a demonym referring to people, things, and ideas from the United States of America. for the same reason, a Mexican isn’t “estadounidense” despite being from los Estados Unidos Mexicanos
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I'm honestly expecting one of these guys to take a little too much Compound Glurgnov and then suicide bomb OpenAI's office with a California compliant IED
February 10, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I'm honestly expecting one of these guys to take a little too much Compound Glurgnov and then suicide bomb OpenAI's office with a California compliant IED
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It kinda rules how Silicon Valley has been overtaken by a doomsday cult but the tenets of said cult are so reddit that everyone just laughs at them
ngl this is fairly reasonable if you buy SV's current predictions about the future ("optimistic:" All possible work is automated by a handful of AI models, "pessimistic:" the handful of AI models kill us all) lmfao
These guys are so normal.
February 10, 2026 at 7:27 PM
It kinda rules how Silicon Valley has been overtaken by a doomsday cult but the tenets of said cult are so reddit that everyone just laughs at them
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This post is such a helpful yardstick. It marks the rough, rhetorical frontier for posters. He got a visit from Secret Service for it, but he was not arrested.
February 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
This post is such a helpful yardstick. It marks the rough, rhetorical frontier for posters. He got a visit from Secret Service for it, but he was not arrested.
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extremely hopeful, honestly. as long as you can explain the problem visually in 30 seconds you really can make people understand things they've otherwise been tricked about
ring just did it, uh, accidentally
ring just did it, uh, accidentally
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
extremely hopeful, honestly. as long as you can explain the problem visually in 30 seconds you really can make people understand things they've otherwise been tricked about
ring just did it, uh, accidentally
ring just did it, uh, accidentally
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A year ago, we were on the cusp of turning many cancers into chronic rather than terminal diseases through immunotherapy and mRNA vaccines. Today, we're working through the curative qualities of a magical horse paste instead.
National Cancer Institute studying ivermectin’s ‘ability to kill cancer cells,’ alarming career scientists
The National Cancer Institute is studying ivermectin as a potential cancer treatment, according to its top official, alarming career scientists.
www.statnews.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
A year ago, we were on the cusp of turning many cancers into chronic rather than terminal diseases through immunotherapy and mRNA vaccines. Today, we're working through the curative qualities of a magical horse paste instead.
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someone is going to jump in here and complain that i am saying to never criticize dems and demonstrate that this website still can’t read
February 10, 2026 at 6:57 PM
someone is going to jump in here and complain that i am saying to never criticize dems and demonstrate that this website still can’t read
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you’re not actually helping anyone if you see a post criticizing republicans for their behavior and use it as a springboard to criticize democrats
February 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
you’re not actually helping anyone if you see a post criticizing republicans for their behavior and use it as a springboard to criticize democrats
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None of those ideals were “genocide.” Rather tellingly, none of those ideals were even “slavery,” and its absence in the founding documents is striking evidence of the guilty hearts of the men who wrote them, given its prominence in their actual lives
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
None of those ideals were “genocide.” Rather tellingly, none of those ideals were even “slavery,” and its absence in the founding documents is striking evidence of the guilty hearts of the men who wrote them, given its prominence in their actual lives
you realize that in the war against the literal, actual nazis we relied on information leaked by nazis, yes?
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
you realize that in the war against the literal, actual nazis we relied on information leaked by nazis, yes?
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People are so negatively polarized against Stancil that they're like "intelligence gathering is actually fascist collaboration"
lol if folks are willing to blab about what they’re up to, I’m gonna listen. and I don’t care too much if they all wonder which of them is blabbing
Why the fuck do you have internal ICE sources? We don’t talk to, coordinate with, or collaborate with ICE. Ever.
February 10, 2026 at 5:57 PM
People are so negatively polarized against Stancil that they're like "intelligence gathering is actually fascist collaboration"
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Will Stancil fan club during WW2: "what do you mean we have intelligence about what the Nazis are doing?! that's collaboration!!"
February 10, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Will Stancil fan club during WW2: "what do you mean we have intelligence about what the Nazis are doing?! that's collaboration!!"
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fedposting comes in many forms
Why the fuck do you have internal ICE sources? We don’t talk to, coordinate with, or collaborate with ICE. Ever.
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
fedposting comes in many forms
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This is perhaps the worst possible opinion on HUMINT possible. Like the other are relying exclusively on elicitation or, god forgive me for suggesting this, doing only cold pitches for recruitment.
February 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
This is perhaps the worst possible opinion on HUMINT possible. Like the other are relying exclusively on elicitation or, god forgive me for suggesting this, doing only cold pitches for recruitment.
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it’s funny that a handful of republican senators are belatedly realizing that all of these guys they voted to confirm really *are* lazy dumbshits, they weren’t play acting
KENNEDY: The Census Bureau is under your jurisdiction & responsible for defining what it means to be poor, is that right?
LUTNICK: I don't know
K: Well you need to look, bc it does. What's the % of Americans who live below poverty level?
L: I don't know
K: It's around 11%. It's been constant
LUTNICK: I don't know
K: Well you need to look, bc it does. What's the % of Americans who live below poverty level?
L: I don't know
K: It's around 11%. It's been constant
February 10, 2026 at 6:30 PM
it’s funny that a handful of republican senators are belatedly realizing that all of these guys they voted to confirm really *are* lazy dumbshits, they weren’t play acting
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Ralph Naderism is a prion disease
okay but like the burden is literally on us
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Ralph Naderism is a prion disease
like your position is that many, many indigenous groups in the US are “wrong and dumb” in how they describe themselves, and i don’t think “the natives just don’t understand what i know is right for them” is exactly an anti-racist position
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
like your position is that many, many indigenous groups in the US are “wrong and dumb” in how they describe themselves, and i don’t think “the natives just don’t understand what i know is right for them” is exactly an anti-racist position
it’s not “taking it back”, the official position of many American Indian tribal organizations is that “American Indian” or “Indian” is the preferred nomenclature, appearing, for instance, in the official English name of the nation
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
it’s not “taking it back”, the official position of many American Indian tribal organizations is that “American Indian” or “Indian” is the preferred nomenclature, appearing, for instance, in the official English name of the nation
“i get whatever i want because everything i support is overwhelmingly popular, so if this doesn’t happen it’s not really democracy”
February 10, 2026 at 4:47 PM
“i get whatever i want because everything i support is overwhelmingly popular, so if this doesn’t happen it’s not really democracy”
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okay but like the burden is literally on us
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
okay but like the burden is literally on us
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This is why calls for Fallout London are misguided btw. What are you going to do, line up in the iodine queue and wait your turn? Fun game...
Europeans think all the random loot in Fallout is because of a nuclear war but America is just like that. Yesterday, I found a rocket launcher looking for my phone charger.
Fuck a morning coffee, this picture is enough to jolt me awake
February 10, 2026 at 2:19 PM
This is why calls for Fallout London are misguided btw. What are you going to do, line up in the iodine queue and wait your turn? Fun game...
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Europeans think all the random loot in Fallout is because of a nuclear war but America is just like that. Yesterday, I found a rocket launcher looking for my phone charger.
Fuck a morning coffee, this picture is enough to jolt me awake
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Europeans think all the random loot in Fallout is because of a nuclear war but America is just like that. Yesterday, I found a rocket launcher looking for my phone charger.
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that the march for billionaires involved aella makes it roughly ten thousand times funnier I am wheezing
February 10, 2026 at 7:28 AM
that the march for billionaires involved aella makes it roughly ten thousand times funnier I am wheezing