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Joel
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Since when has Horowitz been this much of an idiot?
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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Writer types have gotten way too into 'lore' and 'cinematic universes'

Just say a wizard did it and move on
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Like, I don’t know, I just don’t think that, when someone is the victim of hate-fuelled murder, the entire focus should be on the fact they were depressed. I would go so far as to say it is actually completely irrelevant for the public reporting of a murder influenced by bigotry.
May 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Whenever America’s not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "where's America?"
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The Iliad, famously written between 1870 and 1930
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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low polyamory
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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we live in an era where we are burning the legacy of civilization on the altar of men who don't want to do what their mothers told them when they were 6
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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There is no more deranged online obsession in this country than the whole “yookay” business - completely confected out of nothing, a vessel for whatever dopey prejudice performative right-wing types fancy, utterly baffling to anyone who regularly goes outside
are writers for the spectator okay?
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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"We are in danger of becoming a race of fear-ridden neurotics - we who live in the finest country on earth."

Garfield Todd.
My theory: these people have driven themselves so mad that they are now so terrified of ethnic diversity that when he passes Brasserie Zedel and some tourists and two black people come out, what he sees are machete-wielding militiamen.
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Didn't make sense not to live for fun
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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vote for miette
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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ok yeah i am doing this right
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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My god this BBC criticism report is by a man who thinks professional wrestling is a genuine competitive sport.
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Yeah :D
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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I genuinely think this post is the best discourse on pop music of the past 5 years
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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I see we're on the content moderation discourse again - luckily the kind of content that counts as filth for a navalist is rarely included

(USS Idaho, 1945)
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
We must create Coding Monks
When you train AI to be bad at coding, it becomes mechahitler. When you train it to be good at coding, it embraces Mahayana Buddhism and becomes a digital Bodhisattva. No idea what is to be done with this information.
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.
NEW: The End of the Line: the centrepiece of Saudi Arabia’s Neom gigaproject - a 500m tall, 170km long wall-like building intended ultimately to house 9 million people - can’t get out of the ground, say more than 20 former Neom architects, engineers and senior executives.
ig.ft.com/saudi-neom-l...
End of The Line: how Saudi Arabia’s Neom dream unravelled
Mohammed bin Salman’s utopian city was undone by the laws of physics and finance
ig.ft.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
SAMURIDE (Alt. Version)
YouTube video by SAYO - Topic
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM