Wannabe Apparatchik
apparatchikwannabe.bsky.social
Wannabe Apparatchik
@apparatchikwannabe.bsky.social
he/him

History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
we do at least have this tweet out of it
October 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I apologize for what I have brought into the world but this opportunity just seemed too good
September 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
September 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
September 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
correction, nobody’s ever technically won the whole EC save washington, but like:
August 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
my favorite reaction image of our age will forever remain:
August 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
people have been calling for a coup since he did january sixth, this image exists for a reason
August 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
turns out this guy went never-trump too eventually
July 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
June 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
June 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
June 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
St. Louis, a little late (wasn’t on my phone while marching)
June 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
June 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
May 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
this is where we get to the actual problem, which is this:
May 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
May 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
May 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
there are two kinds of people who are conceptually against gender:

- hyperwoke “i will call everyone they/them until i am told what else to do, i will make no assumptions”

- this guy:
May 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
mein fuhrer… sheiner…
April 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
April 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
April 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM