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my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body
November 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body
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Big news, friends. I loaned my beloved pet elephant Topsy to Thomas Edison, he’s going to make a movie about her! She’s going to be a star! 🤩
November 28, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Big news, friends. I loaned my beloved pet elephant Topsy to Thomas Edison, he’s going to make a movie about her! She’s going to be a star! 🤩
i cran on her berry til she sauce
November 28, 2024 at 8:39 PM
i cran on her berry til she sauce
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THEM: whoa double fisting?!
ME, holding two cups: they are both gravy
ME, holding two cups: they are both gravy
November 28, 2024 at 6:33 PM
THEM: whoa double fisting?!
ME, holding two cups: they are both gravy
ME, holding two cups: they are both gravy
idk what wicked is and atp im too afraid to ask. and no i will not look it up
November 28, 2024 at 6:48 PM
idk what wicked is and atp im too afraid to ask. and no i will not look it up
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Hey look. Shoeshi
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Hey look. Shoeshi
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November 28, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
November 27, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
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here's my 128-page dissertation on how eating bread until there's no more room to breathe can temporarily cure grief
November 26, 2024 at 3:31 PM
here's my 128-page dissertation on how eating bread until there's no more room to breathe can temporarily cure grief
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Me: I cleared the table for dessert.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
November 27, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Me: I cleared the table for dessert.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
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People underestimate how much of making art involves having a little sit and doing a little think
November 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
People underestimate how much of making art involves having a little sit and doing a little think
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
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Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France??
They were cooked in Greece
They were cooked in Greece
November 27, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France??
They were cooked in Greece
They were cooked in Greece
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
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starting my 42 hour turkey brine
November 26, 2024 at 8:11 PM
starting my 42 hour turkey brine
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me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
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brand new diner serves coke the normal way
October 23, 1927 at 3:27 AM
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
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I don’t really eat cereal anymore but sometimes when I’m shopping I’ll take a little stroll down that aisle just to see what’s going on these days
November 25, 2024 at 7:57 PM
I don’t really eat cereal anymore but sometimes when I’m shopping I’ll take a little stroll down that aisle just to see what’s going on these days