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Big news, friends. I loaned my beloved pet elephant Topsy to Thomas Edison, he’s going to make a movie about her! She’s going to be a star! 🤩
November 28, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Big news, friends. I loaned my beloved pet elephant Topsy to Thomas Edison, he’s going to make a movie about her! She’s going to be a star! 🤩
i cran on her berry til she sauce
November 28, 2024 at 8:39 PM
i cran on her berry til she sauce
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THEM: whoa double fisting?!
ME, holding two cups: they are both gravy
ME, holding two cups: they are both gravy
November 28, 2024 at 6:33 PM
THEM: whoa double fisting?!
ME, holding two cups: they are both gravy
ME, holding two cups: they are both gravy
idk what wicked is and atp im too afraid to ask. and no i will not look it up
November 28, 2024 at 6:48 PM
idk what wicked is and atp im too afraid to ask. and no i will not look it up
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Hey look. Shoeshi
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Hey look. Shoeshi
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November 28, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
November 27, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
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here's my 128-page dissertation on how eating bread until there's no more room to breathe can temporarily cure grief
November 26, 2024 at 3:31 PM
here's my 128-page dissertation on how eating bread until there's no more room to breathe can temporarily cure grief
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Me: I cleared the table for dessert.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
November 27, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Me: I cleared the table for dessert.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
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People underestimate how much of making art involves having a little sit and doing a little think
November 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
People underestimate how much of making art involves having a little sit and doing a little think
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
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Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France??
They were cooked in Greece
They were cooked in Greece
November 27, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France??
They were cooked in Greece
They were cooked in Greece
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
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starting my 42 hour turkey brine
November 26, 2024 at 8:11 PM
starting my 42 hour turkey brine
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me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
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brand new diner serves coke the normal way
October 23, 1927 at 3:27 AM
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
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I don’t really eat cereal anymore but sometimes when I’m shopping I’ll take a little stroll down that aisle just to see what’s going on these days
November 25, 2024 at 7:57 PM
I don’t really eat cereal anymore but sometimes when I’m shopping I’ll take a little stroll down that aisle just to see what’s going on these days