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I’m fabulous. I’m an incredible dresser, I’ve got buckets of money, I’m a hoot-and-a-half and I’ve got a killer rack.
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Always wondering what the toddler, with the nuclear codes, will do to the world next IS NO WAY TO LIVE
January 26, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 10:16 PM
January 26, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Sure, this is how everyone else sees you but it’s DEFINITELY how your kids will see you when they get old enough to understand second-hand embarrassment.
January 25, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Michael Che on SNL’s Weekend Update:

“Vice President JD Vance criticized protesters confronting ICE officers, saying they should instead write an op-ed or argue about it on social media..

“You know, just like these young scholars did on January 6th.”
January 26, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 9:49 PM
January 26, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Sounds like someone is feeling the consequences of his actions and choices
January 26, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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"Minnesota Nice" has appropriately turned into "Minnesota Fuck Off."
January 26, 2026 at 9:45 PM
January 26, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I really think it should be unanimous among AT LEAST Democrats...
January 26, 2026 at 9:45 PM
ONLY 2/3rds?
January 26, 2026 at 9:44 PM
January 26, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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Shut up car boy
Sean Duffy: "If you come to a protest with a 9mm firearm, that's fine believing in the Second Amendment, but you stand on the sidewalk and you hold your sign. You take that 9mm and you start to engage with ICE officers, and then you resist arrest -- listen, I don't want anyone to die, but ... "
January 26, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Samuel Beckett by Jane Bown
January 26, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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You know it's really bad when even John Fetterman is coming out against it.
January 26, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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"Its PERFECT! It matches my nose!"
January 20, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Hustler Magazine, March 2003 (in the lead up to Iraq)
(unable to find the artist name through google image search)
January 26, 2026 at 9:15 PM
January 26, 2026 at 9:01 PM
"They will suck, and we will win and...
I WILL BE FORCED TO TESTIFY TO CONGRESS FOR MY FAILURES"

Chairman Chuck Grassley has tentatively scheduled Noem to testify sometime in February
@anntelnaes.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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