GroovyShelly
@groovyshelly.bsky.social
I write, sing, say silly things & have a hell of a time in the process.
I've written TV, film, special material, comedy & lyrics for countless performers & others. Performed around the world. Facts matter. Laughter heals. WGA SAG-AFTRA AEA WGGB ASCAP
I've written TV, film, special material, comedy & lyrics for countless performers & others. Performed around the world. Facts matter. Laughter heals. WGA SAG-AFTRA AEA WGGB ASCAP
Toby Morton, the comedy writer who bought the sites (both .com and .org) the minute the original board was fired, has hilariously gone live. Check out how he's "programming" them. "The Epstein Dancers!"
God Bless true Jesters, unafraid to speak power to the Kings
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God Bless true Jesters, unafraid to speak power to the Kings
www.showbiz411.com/2025/12/28/t...
Trump Kennedy Center Website Goes Live, Except It's Owned by Satirist, Comedy Writer and Activist: Epstein Dancers Next! - Showbiz411
The Trump Kennedy Center website is now live on the internet. Only one thing: it’s not owned by the US government, the Kennedy Center, or Donald Trump. www.trumpkennedycenter.org is registered to a fo...
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December 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Toby Morton, the comedy writer who bought the sites (both .com and .org) the minute the original board was fired, has hilariously gone live. Check out how he's "programming" them. "The Epstein Dancers!"
God Bless true Jesters, unafraid to speak power to the Kings
www.showbiz411.com/2025/12/28/t...
God Bless true Jesters, unafraid to speak power to the Kings
www.showbiz411.com/2025/12/28/t...
Understand, AI is a thief. Not merely of the creative process -words, art, even faces & bodies stolen without permission or renumeration...But worst of all, a thief of veracity, fact and truth.
It's designed to blur the ability to recognize reality.
Somehow your face as a puppy doesn't compensate.
It's designed to blur the ability to recognize reality.
Somehow your face as a puppy doesn't compensate.
December 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Understand, AI is a thief. Not merely of the creative process -words, art, even faces & bodies stolen without permission or renumeration...But worst of all, a thief of veracity, fact and truth.
It's designed to blur the ability to recognize reality.
Somehow your face as a puppy doesn't compensate.
It's designed to blur the ability to recognize reality.
Somehow your face as a puppy doesn't compensate.
I only burst into tears 4 or 5 times. Beautiful wrap-up. It struck me how many on this list I worked with. Not to mention seeing cherished friends. They all blessed our lives. Honor their memories by living life to the fullest: boldly, in joy, not forgetting kindness
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GZN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GZN...
"Hail and Farewell": A tribute to those we lost in 2025
YouTube video by CBS Sunday Morning
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December 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I only burst into tears 4 or 5 times. Beautiful wrap-up. It struck me how many on this list I worked with. Not to mention seeing cherished friends. They all blessed our lives. Honor their memories by living life to the fullest: boldly, in joy, not forgetting kindness
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GZN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GZN...
A few facts abt Stephen Colbert, who he calls "no-talent loser"
11 Emmys
5 Peabodys
2 Grammys
7 Producers Guild Awards
4 Writer's Guild Awards
People's Choice Award
Spike Guy's Choice Award
Satellite Award
American Comedy Award
GLAAD Media Award
2025 RFK Human Rights Award
Also kind & compassionate
11 Emmys
5 Peabodys
2 Grammys
7 Producers Guild Awards
4 Writer's Guild Awards
People's Choice Award
Spike Guy's Choice Award
Satellite Award
American Comedy Award
GLAAD Media Award
2025 RFK Human Rights Award
Also kind & compassionate
December 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
A few facts abt Stephen Colbert, who he calls "no-talent loser"
11 Emmys
5 Peabodys
2 Grammys
7 Producers Guild Awards
4 Writer's Guild Awards
People's Choice Award
Spike Guy's Choice Award
Satellite Award
American Comedy Award
GLAAD Media Award
2025 RFK Human Rights Award
Also kind & compassionate
11 Emmys
5 Peabodys
2 Grammys
7 Producers Guild Awards
4 Writer's Guild Awards
People's Choice Award
Spike Guy's Choice Award
Satellite Award
American Comedy Award
GLAAD Media Award
2025 RFK Human Rights Award
Also kind & compassionate
In less than a year....
December 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
In less than a year....
Kash Patel [is focusing] on raising his star profile.
The 45-year-old FBI director—who had no prior experience at the agency before bagging the top job—is said to demand a heads-up for any “noteworthy arrests” so he can be on the scene and get screen time.
www.thedailybeast.com/fbi-agents-l...
The 45-year-old FBI director—who had no prior experience at the agency before bagging the top job—is said to demand a heads-up for any “noteworthy arrests” so he can be on the scene and get screen time.
www.thedailybeast.com/fbi-agents-l...
FBI Agents Leak Keystone Kash’s Absurd Diva Demands
Kash Patel has strict directions for his costuming department and agents.
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December 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Kash Patel [is focusing] on raising his star profile.
The 45-year-old FBI director—who had no prior experience at the agency before bagging the top job—is said to demand a heads-up for any “noteworthy arrests” so he can be on the scene and get screen time.
www.thedailybeast.com/fbi-agents-l...
The 45-year-old FBI director—who had no prior experience at the agency before bagging the top job—is said to demand a heads-up for any “noteworthy arrests” so he can be on the scene and get screen time.
www.thedailybeast.com/fbi-agents-l...
Wonder how much Diddy will cough up?
December 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Wonder how much Diddy will cough up?
Only one quibble with this. I'd change it to present tense. Obama "is" a better man...
December 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Only one quibble with this. I'd change it to present tense. Obama "is" a better man...
POTUS to members of the Democratic Party. Written & posted on Christmas 2025.
"...Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas! President Donald J. Trump”
Anybody want to parse this bizarre, unhinged threat to approximately 50% of American citizens?
"...Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas! President Donald J. Trump”
Anybody want to parse this bizarre, unhinged threat to approximately 50% of American citizens?
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
POTUS to members of the Democratic Party. Written & posted on Christmas 2025.
"...Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas! President Donald J. Trump”
Anybody want to parse this bizarre, unhinged threat to approximately 50% of American citizens?
"...Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas! President Donald J. Trump”
Anybody want to parse this bizarre, unhinged threat to approximately 50% of American citizens?
Dec 26, 1963 - 62 yrs ago - "I Want to Hold Your Hand" released in the USA. And suddenly the world got so much better!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbXf...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbXf...
The Beatles - I Want To Hold Your Hand (1963)
YouTube video by AllVinyls
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December 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Dec 26, 1963 - 62 yrs ago - "I Want to Hold Your Hand" released in the USA. And suddenly the world got so much better!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbXf...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbXf...
Why is the administration redacting 99% of a "Democratic hoax?"
Feel free to answer in prose, haiku, rhyming couplets, Klingon (with translation, please) or iambic pentameter.
Feel free to answer in prose, haiku, rhyming couplets, Klingon (with translation, please) or iambic pentameter.
December 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Why is the administration redacting 99% of a "Democratic hoax?"
Feel free to answer in prose, haiku, rhyming couplets, Klingon (with translation, please) or iambic pentameter.
Feel free to answer in prose, haiku, rhyming couplets, Klingon (with translation, please) or iambic pentameter.
To: Stephen Miller
From: The Chairman of the Board
Re: How I felt about immigrants coming to the USA
It's all right here. The song I sing was written by the man who raised The Rosenberg's children. He also wrote that haunting song about lynching, "Strange Fruit."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovwH...
From: The Chairman of the Board
Re: How I felt about immigrants coming to the USA
It's all right here. The song I sing was written by the man who raised The Rosenberg's children. He also wrote that haunting song about lynching, "Strange Fruit."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovwH...
The House I Live In
YouTube video by Library of Congress
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December 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
To: Stephen Miller
From: The Chairman of the Board
Re: How I felt about immigrants coming to the USA
It's all right here. The song I sing was written by the man who raised The Rosenberg's children. He also wrote that haunting song about lynching, "Strange Fruit."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovwH...
From: The Chairman of the Board
Re: How I felt about immigrants coming to the USA
It's all right here. The song I sing was written by the man who raised The Rosenberg's children. He also wrote that haunting song about lynching, "Strange Fruit."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovwH...
Shouldn't our out-of-nowhere bombing of a foreign country on Christmas be a slightly bigger story?????????????
Media? <Crickets> Media? <Crickets> Bueller? <Crickets> Bueller?
Media? <Crickets> Media? <Crickets> Bueller? <Crickets> Bueller?
December 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Shouldn't our out-of-nowhere bombing of a foreign country on Christmas be a slightly bigger story?????????????
Media? <Crickets> Media? <Crickets> Bueller? <Crickets> Bueller?
Media? <Crickets> Media? <Crickets> Bueller? <Crickets> Bueller?
The likely winner of Chicago's annual "Name a Snowplow" contest: "Abolish ICE!"
A few previous winners:
Mrs. O’Leary’s Plow
Da Plow
Salter Payton
Sears Plower
Sleet Home Chicago
Holy Plow!
CTRL-SALT-DELETE
Ernie Snowbanks
Mies van der Snow
Bozo the Plown
Lollaplowlooza
My Kind of Plow
Snower Wacker
A few previous winners:
Mrs. O’Leary’s Plow
Da Plow
Salter Payton
Sears Plower
Sleet Home Chicago
Holy Plow!
CTRL-SALT-DELETE
Ernie Snowbanks
Mies van der Snow
Bozo the Plown
Lollaplowlooza
My Kind of Plow
Snower Wacker
December 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The likely winner of Chicago's annual "Name a Snowplow" contest: "Abolish ICE!"
A few previous winners:
Mrs. O’Leary’s Plow
Da Plow
Salter Payton
Sears Plower
Sleet Home Chicago
Holy Plow!
CTRL-SALT-DELETE
Ernie Snowbanks
Mies van der Snow
Bozo the Plown
Lollaplowlooza
My Kind of Plow
Snower Wacker
A few previous winners:
Mrs. O’Leary’s Plow
Da Plow
Salter Payton
Sears Plower
Sleet Home Chicago
Holy Plow!
CTRL-SALT-DELETE
Ernie Snowbanks
Mies van der Snow
Bozo the Plown
Lollaplowlooza
My Kind of Plow
Snower Wacker
Sick, shameful, dangerously obsessive but not surprising in any way. It's important to stop wasting time being shocked or outraged when sociopaths act sociopathically.
p.s. Dino & Frank were the sons of immigrants who came to this country with nothing.
www.commondreams.org/news/stephen...
p.s. Dino & Frank were the sons of immigrants who came to this country with nothing.
www.commondreams.org/news/stephen...
'Horrible Racist' Stephen Miller Slammed for Using Classic TV Christmas Special to Bash Immigrants | Common Dreams
Stephen Miller uses classic TV Christmas special featuring Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra to bash immigrants.
www.commondreams.org
December 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Sick, shameful, dangerously obsessive but not surprising in any way. It's important to stop wasting time being shocked or outraged when sociopaths act sociopathically.
p.s. Dino & Frank were the sons of immigrants who came to this country with nothing.
www.commondreams.org/news/stephen...
p.s. Dino & Frank were the sons of immigrants who came to this country with nothing.
www.commondreams.org/news/stephen...
For Escher or Worse...
December 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
For Escher or Worse...
The year in..."revue"
December 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The year in..."revue"
Looking back on 2025...
December 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Looking back on 2025...
I am so proud to be a comedy writer.
Last Aug, South Park/Mad TV writer Toby Morton bought trumpkennedycenter.org & trumpkennedycenter.com. He told Washington Post: “As soon as Trump began gutting the Kennedy Center board earlier this year, I thought, ‘Yep, that name’s going on the building’”
Last Aug, South Park/Mad TV writer Toby Morton bought trumpkennedycenter.org & trumpkennedycenter.com. He told Washington Post: “As soon as Trump began gutting the Kennedy Center board earlier this year, I thought, ‘Yep, that name’s going on the building’”
trumpkennedycenter.org
December 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I am so proud to be a comedy writer.
Last Aug, South Park/Mad TV writer Toby Morton bought trumpkennedycenter.org & trumpkennedycenter.com. He told Washington Post: “As soon as Trump began gutting the Kennedy Center board earlier this year, I thought, ‘Yep, that name’s going on the building’”
Last Aug, South Park/Mad TV writer Toby Morton bought trumpkennedycenter.org & trumpkennedycenter.com. He told Washington Post: “As soon as Trump began gutting the Kennedy Center board earlier this year, I thought, ‘Yep, that name’s going on the building’”
Jimmy Kimmel's Alternative Christmas Message (Channel 4 UK)
YouTube video by LateNighter
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December 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
My Bluesky friends...I want to thank you. This has been such an impossible year for all of us & every single day, you've all been there, educating, inspiring & reminding us that together, anything is ultimately possible.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart
Merry, Happy, Jolly to you & all you love
Thank you from the bottom of my heart
Merry, Happy, Jolly to you & all you love
December 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My Bluesky friends...I want to thank you. This has been such an impossible year for all of us & every single day, you've all been there, educating, inspiring & reminding us that together, anything is ultimately possible.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart
Merry, Happy, Jolly to you & all you love
Thank you from the bottom of my heart
Merry, Happy, Jolly to you & all you love
I'm guessing he'll commission a 2026 version of "A Christmas Carol" where Scrooge is the hero & Bob Crachet is a scheming welfare cheat.
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I'm guessing he'll commission a 2026 version of "A Christmas Carol" where Scrooge is the hero & Bob Crachet is a scheming welfare cheat.
More documents. At least a million. The biggest documents you've ever seen.
Oh, wait! Nobody's actually "seen" them
www.cnn.com/2025/12/24/p...
Oh, wait! Nobody's actually "seen" them
www.cnn.com/2025/12/24/p...
DOJ says it has found over a million additional documents potentially related to Epstein | CNN Politics
The Justice Department on Wednesday said it has uncovered over a million more documents potentially related to the Jeffrey Epstein case and may need “a few more weeks” to process and release them to t...
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December 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
More documents. At least a million. The biggest documents you've ever seen.
Oh, wait! Nobody's actually "seen" them
www.cnn.com/2025/12/24/p...
Oh, wait! Nobody's actually "seen" them
www.cnn.com/2025/12/24/p...