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Flamin' Hot Mosquitoes
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Flamin' Hot Mosquitoes
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anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
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"Out damn clot, out I say"
- Lady Macbeth performing vascular surgery
- Lady Macbeth performing vascular surgery
November 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"Out damn clot, out I say"
- Lady Macbeth performing vascular surgery
- Lady Macbeth performing vascular surgery
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number one reason sock puppets become single is laundry
October 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
number one reason sock puppets become single is laundry
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we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect
October 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect
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It is offensive to me that even in our late stage capitalist society if I want pizza and sunglasses I have to go to two different huts
May 6, 2024 at 4:04 PM
It is offensive to me that even in our late stage capitalist society if I want pizza and sunglasses I have to go to two different huts
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I can do anything I set my mind to after panicking first.
September 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I can do anything I set my mind to after panicking first.
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Virgo: This is the week you finally find out how guillotine-proof your neck really is.
September 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Virgo: This is the week you finally find out how guillotine-proof your neck really is.
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sometimes you bada your bings
sometimes your bings bada you
sometimes your bings bada you
August 15, 2025 at 6:19 AM
sometimes you bada your bings
sometimes your bings bada you
sometimes your bings bada you
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Just got dream job with DOGE! Thanks to everyone’s help and advice here. You all were right! Changing my name to Goebbles D. Znutz clinched the gig.
September 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Just got dream job with DOGE! Thanks to everyone’s help and advice here. You all were right! Changing my name to Goebbles D. Znutz clinched the gig.
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“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror."
Just feeling Pratchetty today.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror."
Just feeling Pratchetty today.
August 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror."
Just feeling Pratchetty today.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror."
Just feeling Pratchetty today.
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If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
August 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
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She slayed. I slode. We slew.
August 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
She slayed. I slode. We slew.
Marrying a man with excellent taste has its downsides. The main one being that he refuses to buy me spaghettios.
August 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Marrying a man with excellent taste has its downsides. The main one being that he refuses to buy me spaghettios.
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Getting all oiled up for my date with destiny
August 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Getting all oiled up for my date with destiny
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What I have isn't exactly free will, but it's similar, like an orca.
August 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
What I have isn't exactly free will, but it's similar, like an orca.
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The abyss called. Your screams are noted.
August 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The abyss called. Your screams are noted.
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We must preserve the US Postal Service because UPS or FedEx would never do this.
August 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
We must preserve the US Postal Service because UPS or FedEx would never do this.
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[whispering at the deli] i too would like to be cured
August 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
[whispering at the deli] i too would like to be cured
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Eminem says he’s gonna be rapping until he’s 100 years old and I, for one, cannot wait for him to drop his Social Security Administration diss track.
August 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Eminem says he’s gonna be rapping until he’s 100 years old and I, for one, cannot wait for him to drop his Social Security Administration diss track.
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I assume that Cap’n Crunch had to work his way up the Navy ranks like everyone else, but turns out his first cereal, Seaman Crunch, was premature.
August 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I assume that Cap’n Crunch had to work his way up the Navy ranks like everyone else, but turns out his first cereal, Seaman Crunch, was premature.
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Somehow my life went from “thrift” to “vintage” and I have to admit it’s better that way.
August 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Somehow my life went from “thrift” to “vintage” and I have to admit it’s better that way.