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Spfbo 4-10 judge
Follower of the prophet pratchett
sentient potato
She/her/wyrd sister
20% cat pictures
20% rage
60% memes
occasional book reviews
Follower of the prophet pratchett
sentient potato
She/her/wyrd sister
20% cat pictures
20% rage
60% memes
occasional book reviews
Pinned
a man with a hat and glasses is sitting in front of a purple curtain and talking .
ALT: a man with a hat and glasses is sitting in front of a purple curtain and talking .
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This long, multi-week Terry Pratchett post fest was brought to you by transphobia <3
Don't you come after my boy
Don't you come after my boy
Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words " buh bye now " next to him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words " buh bye now " next to him
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November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning.
I don't know whose child this is. But Claire is amazing.
This was hung up in a red robin so it's not like I'm posting a private piece at a school.
This was hung up in a red robin so it's not like I'm posting a private piece at a school.
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I don't know whose child this is. But Claire is amazing.
This was hung up in a red robin so it's not like I'm posting a private piece at a school.
This was hung up in a red robin so it's not like I'm posting a private piece at a school.
I wonder if any of my future house guests will notice.
They are specifically made to be "hinge decorations".
They are specifically made to be "hinge decorations".
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I wonder if any of my future house guests will notice.
They are specifically made to be "hinge decorations".
They are specifically made to be "hinge decorations".
People love dragon scales in molten sunset. It's my most popular order request.
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
People love dragon scales in molten sunset. It's my most popular order request.
This. Book. Is. Killing. Me. Omg.
I smashed through this reread in two days and I am more riveted on the reread than I was the first time around.
The anticipation knowing the tragedy thats to come is grueling.
Holy shit.
Yall should read this.
I smashed through this reread in two days and I am more riveted on the reread than I was the first time around.
The anticipation knowing the tragedy thats to come is grueling.
Holy shit.
Yall should read this.
This is hitting so much harder this time around. I really liked it the first time. Now I'm a mom and there's layers here I appreciate more than I did before and it's blowing my mind a little.
#spfbo
#battleofthechampions
#spfbo
#battleofthechampions
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This. Book. Is. Killing. Me. Omg.
I smashed through this reread in two days and I am more riveted on the reread than I was the first time around.
The anticipation knowing the tragedy thats to come is grueling.
Holy shit.
Yall should read this.
I smashed through this reread in two days and I am more riveted on the reread than I was the first time around.
The anticipation knowing the tragedy thats to come is grueling.
Holy shit.
Yall should read this.
This is hitting so much harder this time around. I really liked it the first time. Now I'm a mom and there's layers here I appreciate more than I did before and it's blowing my mind a little.
#spfbo
#battleofthechampions
#spfbo
#battleofthechampions
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This is hitting so much harder this time around. I really liked it the first time. Now I'm a mom and there's layers here I appreciate more than I did before and it's blowing my mind a little.
#spfbo
#battleofthechampions
#spfbo
#battleofthechampions
Who knows what that email was referencing.
Until we get the pictures, it's up to pur imaginations
Until we get the pictures, it's up to pur imaginations
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Who knows what that email was referencing.
Until we get the pictures, it's up to pur imaginations
Until we get the pictures, it's up to pur imaginations
yay elephants!
i'm convinced they're smarter than us, it's just that they don't have thumbs to make things with.
i'm convinced they're smarter than us, it's just that they don't have thumbs to make things with.
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
yay elephants!
i'm convinced they're smarter than us, it's just that they don't have thumbs to make things with.
i'm convinced they're smarter than us, it's just that they don't have thumbs to make things with.
Birthday party for kiddo is tomorrow.
I'm talking with my mom on the phone about the food I'm serving.
"No salad?"
Automatically, without thinking, I script The Simpsons at her
I'm talking with my mom on the phone about the food I'm serving.
"No salad?"
Automatically, without thinking, I script The Simpsons at her
a cartoon of homer simpson and lisa simpson with the words you do n't win friends with salad written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and lisa simpson with the words you do n't win friends with salad written on the bottom
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November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Birthday party for kiddo is tomorrow.
I'm talking with my mom on the phone about the food I'm serving.
"No salad?"
Automatically, without thinking, I script The Simpsons at her
I'm talking with my mom on the phone about the food I'm serving.
"No salad?"
Automatically, without thinking, I script The Simpsons at her
Imma do it
With the power of YouTube and dreams I shall manifest this
With the power of YouTube and dreams I shall manifest this
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Imma do it
With the power of YouTube and dreams I shall manifest this
With the power of YouTube and dreams I shall manifest this
Does nostalgia ever physically hurt? Like a small ache in the center of your chest?
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Does nostalgia ever physically hurt? Like a small ache in the center of your chest?
Ah yes.
Excessively planning only to do something impulsive instead at the last moment.
I am overly familiar with this cycle.
Excessively planning only to do something impulsive instead at the last moment.
I am overly familiar with this cycle.
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Ah yes.
Excessively planning only to do something impulsive instead at the last moment.
I am overly familiar with this cycle.
Excessively planning only to do something impulsive instead at the last moment.
I am overly familiar with this cycle.
I need a treehouse office.
I need it now.
I feel a new obsession coming on.
I've got the fuckin trees big enough to support it, too.
Oh lawd.
I need it now.
I feel a new obsession coming on.
I've got the fuckin trees big enough to support it, too.
Oh lawd.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I need a treehouse office.
I need it now.
I feel a new obsession coming on.
I've got the fuckin trees big enough to support it, too.
Oh lawd.
I need it now.
I feel a new obsession coming on.
I've got the fuckin trees big enough to support it, too.
Oh lawd.
I can't seem to wrap my brain around new stories since my capacity is so low due to stress.
Time to re-read an amazing book about sentient spiders in space.
Time to re-read an amazing book about sentient spiders in space.
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I can't seem to wrap my brain around new stories since my capacity is so low due to stress.
Time to re-read an amazing book about sentient spiders in space.
Time to re-read an amazing book about sentient spiders in space.
The best part about being an adult is messing with my mom.
I'd seriously love to get kiddo to draw each ninja turtle and then me, my husband, my brother, and maybe his wife, all get them tattooed...
I'd seriously love to get kiddo to draw each ninja turtle and then me, my husband, my brother, and maybe his wife, all get them tattooed...
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The best part about being an adult is messing with my mom.
I'd seriously love to get kiddo to draw each ninja turtle and then me, my husband, my brother, and maybe his wife, all get them tattooed...
I'd seriously love to get kiddo to draw each ninja turtle and then me, my husband, my brother, and maybe his wife, all get them tattooed...
Oh my.
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Oh my.
I feel like I was productive enough yesterday that I shouldn't need to work today.... I don't need PTO, I did two days worth of work yesterday, so that means I get today off, ya?
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I feel like I was productive enough yesterday that I shouldn't need to work today.... I don't need PTO, I did two days worth of work yesterday, so that means I get today off, ya?
It's all true... but the style of this meme is breaking my brain a bit.
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
It's all true... but the style of this meme is breaking my brain a bit.
The most condescending, out of touch, enraging 5 minutes before I DNFed and unsubsubbed from The Bulwark.
They laughed and said the outrage is "online only" and not "real people" as people lose their healthcare.
The search for an indie news channel continues.
Fuck you.
youtu.be/EZDK6T79mto?...
They laughed and said the outrage is "online only" and not "real people" as people lose their healthcare.
The search for an indie news channel continues.
Fuck you.
youtu.be/EZDK6T79mto?...
Calm Down—Democrats WON the Shutdown! (w/ Will Saletan) | The Bulwark Podcast
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November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The most condescending, out of touch, enraging 5 minutes before I DNFed and unsubsubbed from The Bulwark.
They laughed and said the outrage is "online only" and not "real people" as people lose their healthcare.
The search for an indie news channel continues.
Fuck you.
youtu.be/EZDK6T79mto?...
They laughed and said the outrage is "online only" and not "real people" as people lose their healthcare.
The search for an indie news channel continues.
Fuck you.
youtu.be/EZDK6T79mto?...