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Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally
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Spfbo 4-10 judge
Follower of the prophet pratchett
sentient potato

She/her/wyrd sister

20% cat pictures
20% rage
60% memes
occasional book reviews
Yes.
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Anyone have a recommendation for a SFF version of these two?
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Current read <3

An amazing follow up to Orconomics.

It's Pratchett adjacent with a big theme on classism, racism, and economics. A rare instance where I feel compelled to complete the series since usually I am fine with book 1 only.

#sff
#comedy
#satire
#spfbo
#indiebooks
#selfpub

💙📚📘📗🐉🧝‍♀️💰
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
not mine, but i adore the vibes.
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I didn't need it.

But I think I'm going to make a dragon scale scarf - ice dragon style.
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
move over, pizza rat
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
FUCK YES

bring on the snnnoowww
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
My god he was cute.

Every once in a while my hormones make a little joke, like, "wouldn't it be fun to have another one?" and my brain has to roll up its sleeves and get into fisticuffs until my dumbass hormones understand the state of the world we're in.

really god damn cute though
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
You're all coming with me down this rabbit hole.

It's a dustache.
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
God fuck yes

Dumber

I need even dumber novelties

Encourage my laziness.

Embrace my snacks.

Indulge my love of turtles.
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I am vibe matching life. I am becoming frighteningly stupid on every conceivable level. You'll think, that's it, that's the dumbest shit I've seen...but you'll only be proven wrong...just give it a second.
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It's a spaghetti shaped spaghetti spoon

Help me.

My life is becoming a satire. I am becoming more and more unserious.
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Yes.

Stupid but also functional.

Perfection.
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Solar powered mushroom lights?

Absolutely fucking yes
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I'm going to need to not visit Etsy during a manic hyperfixation mode kicks in.
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I just had to adjust my timecard for today because instead of working from 8am-9am i was looking at yarn.
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I don't need more yarn.
I don't need more yarn.
I don't need more yarn.
I don't need more yarn.

But i do WANT more yarn.....

What I need, though, is a new fridge.

But that's so boring.

Being an adult can be so exhaustingly boriiinnggg
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Looking at useless, strange home decor is my new therapy regimine.
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Hobbii sultan deluxe shine yall

I'm obsessed
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My toxic trait is eating my feelings
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Kind of obsessed with it.

At one point I'll need to make one for myself...
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I don't know whose child this is. But Claire is amazing.

This was hung up in a red robin so it's not like I'm posting a private piece at a school.
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I wonder if any of my future house guests will notice.

They are specifically made to be "hinge decorations".
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM