Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
@mrshiddedoopants.bsky.social
He/Him
Pants/Shidded
Pants/Shidded
Pinned
My friends and I would’ve beaten Jimmy Fallon to death with hammers I can tell you that much
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
Watching the DNC is like watching a horror movie where the villian is right behind the cast members, and they ignore it, and also they can hear you screaming warnings from the audience at them, and they find it irritating.
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Watching the DNC is like watching a horror movie where the villian is right behind the cast members, and they ignore it, and also they can hear you screaming warnings from the audience at them, and they find it irritating.
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
Excited to see where this Elon being butthurt about being told he doesn't read thing goes
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Excited to see where this Elon being butthurt about being told he doesn't read thing goes
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
Holding myself accountable: I'm the guy they put in charge of guarding the Epstein files and I slipped when I was carrying them and they flew into the air and fell right into a dang paper shredder. I will learn and grow from this experience
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Holding myself accountable: I'm the guy they put in charge of guarding the Epstein files and I slipped when I was carrying them and they flew into the air and fell right into a dang paper shredder. I will learn and grow from this experience
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
i’m sorry, but finding this ancient reply out of context is a banger reaction image (derogatory)
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
i’m sorry, but finding this ancient reply out of context is a banger reaction image (derogatory)
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
A person who makes explosives has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
A person who makes explosives has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
They used to wiretap your phones to collect this kind of information from you but now you pay for a Bluecheck and post it yourself
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
They used to wiretap your phones to collect this kind of information from you but now you pay for a Bluecheck and post it yourself
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
one thing i do remember is that the republican party, before it went MAGA, was too weak to keep MAGA from taking it over. remember trump steamrolling all of those guys and now he tells them what to do and the worst elements of his base are in charge. democrats seem that weak now too. no control
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
one thing i do remember is that the republican party, before it went MAGA, was too weak to keep MAGA from taking it over. remember trump steamrolling all of those guys and now he tells them what to do and the worst elements of his base are in charge. democrats seem that weak now too. no control
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
Hey Dems running for office or reelection, you could do worse than starting an 'It's time to Chuck Schumer' campaign. You could fundraise off of #ChuckSchumer and give shirts away that say I Chucked Chuck. Shit like that. You don't need to hire consultants, I'll come up with more hater shit pro bono
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Hey Dems running for office or reelection, you could do worse than starting an 'It's time to Chuck Schumer' campaign. You could fundraise off of #ChuckSchumer and give shirts away that say I Chucked Chuck. Shit like that. You don't need to hire consultants, I'll come up with more hater shit pro bono
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
The guy that covered up a murder and volunteered for a genocide army?
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The guy that covered up a murder and volunteered for a genocide army?
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
Cornyn was abducted by ICE after being overheard saying "fajita" in the Senate cafeteria
Ok so nobody actually knows where Cornyn is
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Cornyn was abducted by ICE after being overheard saying "fajita" in the Senate cafeteria
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
history teaches us that liberals backed the fascists assuming they would bring the left wing under control.
i've often wondered "who could be so stupid, who would make such an obviously wrong political calculation and think they're being clever"
well...
i've often wondered "who could be so stupid, who would make such an obviously wrong political calculation and think they're being clever"
well...
this is punishment for electing Mamdani btw
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
history teaches us that liberals backed the fascists assuming they would bring the left wing under control.
i've often wondered "who could be so stupid, who would make such an obviously wrong political calculation and think they're being clever"
well...
i've often wondered "who could be so stupid, who would make such an obviously wrong political calculation and think they're being clever"
well...
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
leaving a trail of stock options to lead senate dems onto the ice floe and then sending them out to sea
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
leaving a trail of stock options to lead senate dems onto the ice floe and then sending them out to sea
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
Reposted by Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
What you need to understand, honey, is that the Democrats know what they’re doing. Every move is shrewd even if it SEEMS terrible. They’ve been doing this for a long time, okay? They are just victims of bad luck! YOU’VE never had bad luck? Come on now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
What you need to understand, honey, is that the Democrats know what they’re doing. Every move is shrewd even if it SEEMS terrible. They’ve been doing this for a long time, okay? They are just victims of bad luck! YOU’VE never had bad luck? Come on now.