Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
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My friends and I would’ve beaten Jimmy Fallon to death with hammers I can tell you that much
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being a rich tech guy in the 90s must have been so sick. every morning you start a web page that sells ring tones, sell it at lunch for 2 million dollars, get dinner at a “sushi” restaurant and go to a night club wearing a cologne called Apartheid Sapphire
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
being a rich tech guy in the 90s must have been so sick. every morning you start a web page that sells ring tones, sell it at lunch for 2 million dollars, get dinner at a “sushi” restaurant and go to a night club wearing a cologne called Apartheid Sapphire
Happy Anniversary to that time my car’s radio display tried convincing me that Eve 6’s “Inside Out” was really called this
December 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Happy Anniversary to that time my car’s radio display tried convincing me that Eve 6’s “Inside Out” was really called this
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so true! Obama's been touching the lives of young people all over the world! he especially touched the life of one Abdulrahman al-Awlaki, google Abdulrahman al-Awlaki to find out more!
Well, while Trump has been posting about scumbags and liberal sleazebags and starting a war in Nigeria — Obama went to a hospital — visiting patients, handing out gifts and thanking the staff for all they do every day. 🎅🏿 ❤️ 🐐
December 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
so true! Obama's been touching the lives of young people all over the world! he especially touched the life of one Abdulrahman al-Awlaki, google Abdulrahman al-Awlaki to find out more!
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Donald Trump? From Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?
December 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Donald Trump? From Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?
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CBS News is reporting that President Donald J. Trump, the 45th and 47th president of the United States, has fallen into a well. His gelatinous ass is wedged in. The White House, on its official X account, has said to "pray for the president."
December 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
CBS News is reporting that President Donald J. Trump, the 45th and 47th president of the United States, has fallen into a well. His gelatinous ass is wedged in. The White House, on its official X account, has said to "pray for the president."
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The real idiotic thing was trying to do a carve-out for “non-racist republicans” when all of the “reasonable republicans”assumed she was talking about them as well.
Because, well… duh.
Because, well… duh.
Hillary’s “basket of deplorables” speech *defended* conservatives.
Paraphrasing: “Some call all Republicans racist, homophobic, and otherwise bigoted, but that’s unfair to millions. It’s only half, the rest are good people.”
But the press made calling an openly bigoted campaign bigoted a scandal.
Paraphrasing: “Some call all Republicans racist, homophobic, and otherwise bigoted, but that’s unfair to millions. It’s only half, the rest are good people.”
But the press made calling an openly bigoted campaign bigoted a scandal.
Kind of wild how the take that some of Trump's supporters were "deplorable" was some huge scandal, but regularly screaming about "radical left scum" is just a thing he'll say with no media backlash.
December 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The real idiotic thing was trying to do a carve-out for “non-racist republicans” when all of the “reasonable republicans”assumed she was talking about them as well.
Because, well… duh.
Because, well… duh.
Whoever came up with “Up your butt and around the corner” didn’t need to go that hard, but thank god they did
December 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Whoever came up with “Up your butt and around the corner” didn’t need to go that hard, but thank god they did
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women do not want men who look like Andrew Tate, we want men who look like the ghost of Christmas present in The Muppet Christmas Carol, especially when he goes silver fox mode
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
women do not want men who look like Andrew Tate, we want men who look like the ghost of Christmas present in The Muppet Christmas Carol, especially when he goes silver fox mode
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the dmv as a conservative boogeyman is honestly kind of crazy, and sadly i think it's largely matt groenig's fault.
MechaHitler, M.D.
December 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
the dmv as a conservative boogeyman is honestly kind of crazy, and sadly i think it's largely matt groenig's fault.
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Bob Cratchit five minutes after the end of A Christmas Carol
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Bob Cratchit five minutes after the end of A Christmas Carol
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last christmas
i gave you paul blart
but the very next day
he rode a segway
i gave you paul blart
but the very next day
he rode a segway
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
last christmas
i gave you paul blart
but the very next day
he rode a segway
i gave you paul blart
but the very next day
he rode a segway
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Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer https://theonion.com/wooden-spoon-only-thing-in-mans-life-that-not-giving-him-cancer/
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer https://theonion.com/wooden-spoon-only-thing-in-mans-life-that-not-giving-him-cancer/
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ejected from christmas party after grok delivered requested vulgar roast of resident child
December 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
ejected from christmas party after grok delivered requested vulgar roast of resident child
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look at this interesting wall I found
December 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
look at this interesting wall I found
Someone told me that my laugh sounds like an abandoned carnival
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Someone told me that my laugh sounds like an abandoned carnival
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i wish there was something to learn from the president using “national security” as a pretext to go after both domestic and international critics but alas
December 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
i wish there was something to learn from the president using “national security” as a pretext to go after both domestic and international critics but alas
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
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FAFO
Found
A
Fun
Object!
Found
A
Fun
Object!
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
FAFO
Found
A
Fun
Object!
Found
A
Fun
Object!
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the more things change, the more they stay the same
A 13-year-old girl, who had begged for help with the situation at her middle school, got into a fight with classmates who were sharing AI-generated nude images of her, and she's the one who wound up getting expelled. on.nbcboston.com/d2SlfMK
Boys at her school shared AI-generated, nude images of her. After a fight, she was the one expelled
A 13-year-old girl at a Louisiana middle school got into a fight with classmates who were sharing AI-generated nude images of her. She wound up getting expelled.
on.nbcboston.com
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
the more things change, the more they stay the same
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thoughts had within ten minutes of one another this morning:
1. I should run for office. fuck it. arrest records aren't a barrier any more, maybe I could win. maybe I could help
1. we gotta nationalize the banks and get people job working on collective farms. all this other shit isn't working
1. I should run for office. fuck it. arrest records aren't a barrier any more, maybe I could win. maybe I could help
1. we gotta nationalize the banks and get people job working on collective farms. all this other shit isn't working
December 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
thoughts had within ten minutes of one another this morning:
1. I should run for office. fuck it. arrest records aren't a barrier any more, maybe I could win. maybe I could help
1. we gotta nationalize the banks and get people job working on collective farms. all this other shit isn't working
1. I should run for office. fuck it. arrest records aren't a barrier any more, maybe I could win. maybe I could help
1. we gotta nationalize the banks and get people job working on collective farms. all this other shit isn't working
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putting every ICE agent & admin in a mussolini jungle gym is the moderate position.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
putting every ICE agent & admin in a mussolini jungle gym is the moderate position.
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This picture was taken in June 2024. 10 months into a genocide, and 3 months after Biden condemned the ICC for investigating Bibi.
4 months later, the ICC would issue a warrant for his arrest for crimes against humanity.
4 months later, the ICC would issue a warrant for his arrest for crimes against humanity.
December 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This picture was taken in June 2024. 10 months into a genocide, and 3 months after Biden condemned the ICC for investigating Bibi.
4 months later, the ICC would issue a warrant for his arrest for crimes against humanity.
4 months later, the ICC would issue a warrant for his arrest for crimes against humanity.
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Mark Wahlberg has got to be SEETHING at how badly he got out-Catholic-ed by “Wake Up Dead Man.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Mark Wahlberg has got to be SEETHING at how badly he got out-Catholic-ed by “Wake Up Dead Man.”
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There should be a reverse Christmas where a magical man comes to your house and takes away a bunch of junk. But the government won't allow this because it doesn't help the economy
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
There should be a reverse Christmas where a magical man comes to your house and takes away a bunch of junk. But the government won't allow this because it doesn't help the economy