Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
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My friends and I would’ve beaten Jimmy Fallon to death with hammers I can tell you that much
The most decent President to ever fully fund a genocide. Get fucked you absolute fucking doofus
The United States went from the least corrupt, most decent President, to the most corrupt, least moral President 🙄
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The most decent President to ever fully fund a genocide. Get fucked you absolute fucking doofus
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Happy Veterans Day to my Dad. Here he is in Vietnam with his platoon.
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Happy Veterans Day to my Dad. Here he is in Vietnam with his platoon.
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"This is not who we are" has gotta be the funniest thing important people say all the time, right. Like just definitionally false
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"This is not who we are" has gotta be the funniest thing important people say all the time, right. Like just definitionally false
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
10 Games to Get to Know Mr. Shidded Doo-Doo Pants:
Mega Man 3
Castlevania: SOTN
Final Fantasy 6
Contra 3
Resident Evil 2
Dead Rising 2
Shining Force 2
Hollow Knight
Hades
Ace Attorney Series
Mega Man 3
Castlevania: SOTN
Final Fantasy 6
Contra 3
Resident Evil 2
Dead Rising 2
Shining Force 2
Hollow Knight
Hades
Ace Attorney Series
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
10 Games to Get to Know Mr. Shidded Doo-Doo Pants:
Mega Man 3
Castlevania: SOTN
Final Fantasy 6
Contra 3
Resident Evil 2
Dead Rising 2
Shining Force 2
Hollow Knight
Hades
Ace Attorney Series
Mega Man 3
Castlevania: SOTN
Final Fantasy 6
Contra 3
Resident Evil 2
Dead Rising 2
Shining Force 2
Hollow Knight
Hades
Ace Attorney Series
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I want a robot to follow Elon Musk at all times that does nothing but give him a livestream of whatever Joyce Carol Oates has to say about him.
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I want a robot to follow Elon Musk at all times that does nothing but give him a livestream of whatever Joyce Carol Oates has to say about him.
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ELON (typing): whats best movies i like
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
ELON (typing): whats best movies i like
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
“Guitar Hero Ennui” is what I experienced when all my friends were obsessed with it and I sucked at musical rhythm games.
a very very long time ago i was listening to a video game podcast that has long since stopped existing where a frustrated listener wrote in asking what “Guitar Hero Ennui” was because he misheard them talking about “Guitar Hero on Wii”
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“Guitar Hero Ennui” is what I experienced when all my friends were obsessed with it and I sucked at musical rhythm games.
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
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Groceries are cheaper if you do it the right way. First go to the oval office and give the president a fake award and tell him he's very strong and handsome. He will then call the grocery store and threaten them until they give you a discount. It's called the free market
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Groceries are cheaper if you do it the right way. First go to the oval office and give the president a fake award and tell him he's very strong and handsome. He will then call the grocery store and threaten them until they give you a discount. It's called the free market
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Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
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I can't imagine being a woman and finding a guy like this attractive, so I have to assume most of this is performance art for actual incels.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I can't imagine being a woman and finding a guy like this attractive, so I have to assume most of this is performance art for actual incels.
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I feel like WWE have written themselves into a corner with Lesnar. Partly because he’s booked as unstoppable so it’s not really credible to have him want the title and not win it. But mostly because he’s at the heart of the ongoing sex trafficking scandal plaguing the company & shouldn’t be on tv.
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I feel like WWE have written themselves into a corner with Lesnar. Partly because he’s booked as unstoppable so it’s not really credible to have him want the title and not win it. But mostly because he’s at the heart of the ongoing sex trafficking scandal plaguing the company & shouldn’t be on tv.
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This one made me laugh
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This one made me laugh
You love the Democrats?
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You love the Democrats?
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whether the cavers were right is a fair debate to have, but i don’t think anybody is a pussy for blinking on snap. also frankly we should all salute federal workers who’ve endured this shutdown, because a whole lot of people have had to scratch and claw through this while mostly standing with dems
I fully admit that SNAP not going out made me blink. People can call me a pussy all they want but I didn't blanche when it was my paycheck.
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
whether the cavers were right is a fair debate to have, but i don’t think anybody is a pussy for blinking on snap. also frankly we should all salute federal workers who’ve endured this shutdown, because a whole lot of people have had to scratch and claw through this while mostly standing with dems
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Spent 9 months deporting people who work for a living and slapping a sales tax on everything, and now my advisors are saying the economy is getting bad?
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Spent 9 months deporting people who work for a living and slapping a sales tax on everything, and now my advisors are saying the economy is getting bad?
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so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
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Watching the DNC is like watching a horror movie where the villian is right behind the cast members, and they ignore it, and also they can hear you screaming warnings from the audience at them, and they find it irritating.
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Watching the DNC is like watching a horror movie where the villian is right behind the cast members, and they ignore it, and also they can hear you screaming warnings from the audience at them, and they find it irritating.
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Excited to see where this Elon being butthurt about being told he doesn't read thing goes
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Excited to see where this Elon being butthurt about being told he doesn't read thing goes
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Holding myself accountable: I'm the guy they put in charge of guarding the Epstein files and I slipped when I was carrying them and they flew into the air and fell right into a dang paper shredder. I will learn and grow from this experience
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Holding myself accountable: I'm the guy they put in charge of guarding the Epstein files and I slipped when I was carrying them and they flew into the air and fell right into a dang paper shredder. I will learn and grow from this experience
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i’m sorry, but finding this ancient reply out of context is a banger reaction image (derogatory)
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
i’m sorry, but finding this ancient reply out of context is a banger reaction image (derogatory)