Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants
@mrshiddedoopants.bsky.social
He/Him
Pants/Shidded
Pants/Shidded
You love the Democrats?
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You love the Democrats?
The concessions “jack” and “shit” and Jack just left town
November 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The concessions “jack” and “shit” and Jack just left town
Remember when The Simpsons predicted Chuck Schumer?
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Remember when The Simpsons predicted Chuck Schumer?
Broke: Chainsaw Man
Woke: Chainsaw Bear
Woke: Chainsaw Bear
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Broke: Chainsaw Man
Woke: Chainsaw Bear
Woke: Chainsaw Bear
Facebook plopped this AI slop into my feed of Hegseth and his wife adopting a 6yo black girl that they’re actively molesting in the video. People need jail for this
November 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Facebook plopped this AI slop into my feed of Hegseth and his wife adopting a 6yo black girl that they’re actively molesting in the video. People need jail for this
Every gutter racist in the world is blaming a stabbing on “non-whites” when the hero of the story isn’t fucking white either
November 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Every gutter racist in the world is blaming a stabbing on “non-whites” when the hero of the story isn’t fucking white either
Me waking up to the news of Dick Cheney’s death, knowing that Trump is gonna have a banger statement about it
November 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Me waking up to the news of Dick Cheney’s death, knowing that Trump is gonna have a banger statement about it
Guy I did stand-up alongside years ago is now a frothing misogynistic lunatic I follow for shits and giggles
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Guy I did stand-up alongside years ago is now a frothing misogynistic lunatic I follow for shits and giggles
RFK Jr. is gonna have Dilbert shooting piping hot coffee up his butthole
November 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
RFK Jr. is gonna have Dilbert shooting piping hot coffee up his butthole
My friends and I would’ve beaten Ricky Gervais to death with hammers I can tell you that much
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My friends and I would’ve beaten Ricky Gervais to death with hammers I can tell you that much
Friend and I went to Boston for an Of Monsters & Men concert that got cancelled, but we redeemed the night find this on the streets of Cambridge
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Friend and I went to Boston for an Of Monsters & Men concert that got cancelled, but we redeemed the night find this on the streets of Cambridge
Of course the pitch man looks like this
October 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Of course the pitch man looks like this
Not all heroes wear capes
October 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Not all heroes wear capes
Dale Partridge when the server is wearing crack-sucking leggings
October 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Dale Partridge when the server is wearing crack-sucking leggings
*running over a squirrel because it couldn’t decide which way to run*
Me:
Me:
October 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
*running over a squirrel because it couldn’t decide which way to run*
Me:
Me:
“Down here every shid floats!!”
October 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“Down here every shid floats!!”
A big part of American Conservatism is being mentally trapped in 2020
October 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A big part of American Conservatism is being mentally trapped in 2020
“When the sex worker requests payment simply beat her in the marketplace of ideas instead”
October 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
“When the sex worker requests payment simply beat her in the marketplace of ideas instead”
Time for America’s Favorite Guessing Game…PISS OR JIZZ!?
*half the crowd*
PISS!PISS!PISS!
*other half of the crowd*
JIZZ!JIZZ!JIZZ!
*half the crowd*
PISS!PISS!PISS!
*other half of the crowd*
JIZZ!JIZZ!JIZZ!
October 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Time for America’s Favorite Guessing Game…PISS OR JIZZ!?
*half the crowd*
PISS!PISS!PISS!
*other half of the crowd*
JIZZ!JIZZ!JIZZ!
*half the crowd*
PISS!PISS!PISS!
*other half of the crowd*
JIZZ!JIZZ!JIZZ!
