Ian Thompson
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All the lyrics to 'Rasputin' are funny but I love 'it was a shame how he carried on'. It sounds like something your gran would say about a disgraced quiz-show host.
October 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
All the lyrics to 'Rasputin' are funny but I love 'it was a shame how he carried on'. It sounds like something your gran would say about a disgraced quiz-show host.
Shopping centre full of pumpkins, poppies and potential presents, as if someone has slammed the brakes on the calendar causing a three month pile up.
October 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Shopping centre full of pumpkins, poppies and potential presents, as if someone has slammed the brakes on the calendar causing a three month pile up.
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As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
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Clearly a snake did this.
October 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Clearly a snake did this.
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Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.
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Dark chocolate.
October 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Dark chocolate.
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"Do you still get paid in Roubles Ted?"
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October 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
"Do you still get paid in Roubles Ted?"
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The view from an ANTIFA landing craft June 6th 1944
October 4, 2025 at 9:49 AM
The view from an ANTIFA landing craft June 6th 1944
Don’t feed Joey after midnight?
September 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Don’t feed Joey after midnight?
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I got hit with a rhythm stick at the office last week so I’ve hired a workplace Ian Dury lawyer.
September 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I got hit with a rhythm stick at the office last week so I’ve hired a workplace Ian Dury lawyer.
And my dog just laughed at me. No more medals for him.
September 26, 2025 at 10:33 AM
And my dog just laughed at me. No more medals for him.
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Thought I’d spend some time ranking Laurel and Hardy. Hopefully I’ve included your favourite.
1. Laurel
2. Hardy
1. Laurel
2. Hardy
September 22, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Thought I’d spend some time ranking Laurel and Hardy. Hopefully I’ve included your favourite.
1. Laurel
2. Hardy
1. Laurel
2. Hardy
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Disappointing article. Was expecting something with Ted Rogers and Dusty Bin. :(
September 22, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Disappointing article. Was expecting something with Ted Rogers and Dusty Bin. :(
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September 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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I'm not usually an advocate of bloodshed, but I am publicly urging Elon Musk to accidentally catch his bellend in his zip
September 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I'm not usually an advocate of bloodshed, but I am publicly urging Elon Musk to accidentally catch his bellend in his zip
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The Gotham City Police Department will be testing the Bat Signal at 3pm today. You do not need to take any action, unless a supervillain has coincidentally escaped against from Arkham Asylum. Again.
September 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The Gotham City Police Department will be testing the Bat Signal at 3pm today. You do not need to take any action, unless a supervillain has coincidentally escaped against from Arkham Asylum. Again.
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Fuck me he’s turned up as Principal Skinner…
September 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Fuck me he’s turned up as Principal Skinner…
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"I am an exceptional delivery rider, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more generous with your gratuity."
#DieHard #HansGruber #UberEats
#DieHard #HansGruber #UberEats
September 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
"I am an exceptional delivery rider, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more generous with your gratuity."
#DieHard #HansGruber #UberEats
#DieHard #HansGruber #UberEats
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Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
August 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok
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August 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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