Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧
@tollytb.bsky.social
Bacon Buttie munching decrepid ex rugby player, older than pyramids planning application.Oval balls are harder to juggle.
I sent an email to the CEO of Lego, but he didn't respond.
I'm pretty sure he blocked me.
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I'm pretty sure he blocked me.
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February 4, 2026 at 12:18 PM
I sent an email to the CEO of Lego, but he didn't respond.
I'm pretty sure he blocked me.
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I'm pretty sure he blocked me.
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Reform volunteers out canvassing for the Gobshite and Dipstick by-election.
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February 4, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Reform volunteers out canvassing for the Gobshite and Dipstick by-election.
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It seems like yesterday that Groundhog Day was released.
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February 4, 2026 at 11:05 AM
It seems like yesterday that Groundhog Day was released.
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Herr Fuhrage wears mustard, but only to hide the stains.
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February 4, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Herr Fuhrage wears mustard, but only to hide the stains.
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Very important question.
Morning Hazel 👋
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Morning Hazel 👋
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February 4, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Very important question.
Morning Hazel 👋
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Morning Hazel 👋
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Gil Scott Heron's masterpiece should be re-recorded, as it clearly will be televised.
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the revolution will not be televised is written on a tv screen
ALT: the revolution will not be televised is written on a tv screen
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February 4, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Gil Scott Heron's masterpiece should be re-recorded, as it clearly will be televised.
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Said Patrick McGoohan.
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February 4, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Said Patrick McGoohan.
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People always appear surprised to find that my blood is orange, and not red.
I have carroted arteries.
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I have carroted arteries.
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February 4, 2026 at 8:59 AM
People always appear surprised to find that my blood is orange, and not red.
I have carroted arteries.
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I have carroted arteries.
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Leeberace canvassing outside Spoons for the Grifter and Dipshit by-election.
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February 4, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Leeberace canvassing outside Spoons for the Grifter and Dipshit by-election.
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That was The Reformers with 🎶 Vlad my Captain, Oh My Captain🎶
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February 4, 2026 at 8:31 AM
That was The Reformers with 🎶 Vlad my Captain, Oh My Captain🎶
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I keep seeing adverts, and news articles, about corduroy pillows.
They're really making headlines.
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They're really making headlines.
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February 4, 2026 at 8:18 AM
I keep seeing adverts, and news articles, about corduroy pillows.
They're really making headlines.
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They're really making headlines.
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I got charged extra just for telling dad jokes on the bus.
That's not fare.
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That's not fare.
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February 4, 2026 at 8:08 AM
I got charged extra just for telling dad jokes on the bus.
That's not fare.
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That's not fare.
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I confessed my vacuuming addiction to my girlfriend last night while we were having sex.
It was such a relief to come clean.
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It was such a relief to come clean.
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February 3, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I confessed my vacuuming addiction to my girlfriend last night while we were having sex.
It was such a relief to come clean.
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It was such a relief to come clean.
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That was the Mandelsons with Corruption Symphony.
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February 3, 2026 at 1:07 PM
That was the Mandelsons with Corruption Symphony.
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Fun fact:
Jalapeños are terrible archers.
They don't habanero.
(Sorry, not sorry)
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Jalapeños are terrible archers.
They don't habanero.
(Sorry, not sorry)
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February 3, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Fun fact:
Jalapeños are terrible archers.
They don't habanero.
(Sorry, not sorry)
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Jalapeños are terrible archers.
They don't habanero.
(Sorry, not sorry)
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I confessed my vacuuming addiction to my girlfriend last night while we were having sex.
It was such a relief to come clean.
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It was such a relief to come clean.
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February 3, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I confessed my vacuuming addiction to my girlfriend last night while we were having sex.
It was such a relief to come clean.
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It was such a relief to come clean.
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That was the Mandelsons with Corruption Symphony.
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February 3, 2026 at 1:07 PM
That was the Mandelsons with Corruption Symphony.
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#PoliticsLive Danny Kruger is thicker than an Elephants foreskin.
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February 3, 2026 at 1:01 PM
#PoliticsLive Danny Kruger is thicker than an Elephants foreskin.
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Fun fact:
Jalapeños are terrible archers.
They don't habanero.
(Sorry, not sorry)
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Jalapeños are terrible archers.
They don't habanero.
(Sorry, not sorry)
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February 3, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Fun fact:
Jalapeños are terrible archers.
They don't habanero.
(Sorry, not sorry)
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Jalapeños are terrible archers.
They don't habanero.
(Sorry, not sorry)
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It's been a whole month since I joined the gym online, but I've lost no weight, and feel no fitter at all.
I'll probably have to go there in person tomorrow to find out what's going on.
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I'll probably have to go there in person tomorrow to find out what's going on.
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February 3, 2026 at 9:03 AM
It's been a whole month since I joined the gym online, but I've lost no weight, and feel no fitter at all.
I'll probably have to go there in person tomorrow to find out what's going on.
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I'll probably have to go there in person tomorrow to find out what's going on.
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My girlfriend just told me if this post receives 1000 likes I can get anal.
Please, please like, as I really enjoy my flat being spotlessly clean.
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Please, please like, as I really enjoy my flat being spotlessly clean.
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February 3, 2026 at 7:30 AM
My girlfriend just told me if this post receives 1000 likes I can get anal.
Please, please like, as I really enjoy my flat being spotlessly clean.
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Please, please like, as I really enjoy my flat being spotlessly clean.
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My doctor laughed as she told me I have a bladder infection.
I think she was just taking the piss.
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I think she was just taking the piss.
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February 3, 2026 at 7:28 AM
My doctor laughed as she told me I have a bladder infection.
I think she was just taking the piss.
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I think she was just taking the piss.
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Vampires and Gladys Knight are both Gladys Knight.
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February 3, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Vampires and Gladys Knight are both Gladys Knight.
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