Mitch Benn
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Is that even still make up?
Cos obviously I can’t tell if he’s just smeared his own shit all over his face, but if he DID smear his own shit all over his face, that’s what it would look like…
Cos obviously I can’t tell if he’s just smeared his own shit all over his face, but if he DID smear his own shit all over his face, that’s what it would look like…
January 6, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Is that even still make up?
Cos obviously I can’t tell if he’s just smeared his own shit all over his face, but if he DID smear his own shit all over his face, that’s what it would look like…
Cos obviously I can’t tell if he’s just smeared his own shit all over his face, but if he DID smear his own shit all over his face, that’s what it would look like…
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my main problem with the "british food is bad" jokes are that it's old and really dated material. it's not really true, but more importantly, it's hack
'British food is bad' has been untrue for like a generation and a half at this point but really sticks around in the U.S. U.S. supermarkets are inferior to their U.K. counterparts!
January 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
my main problem with the "british food is bad" jokes are that it's old and really dated material. it's not really true, but more importantly, it's hack
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Best way for us all to combat Trump?
1) Boycott all US goods
2) The UK rejoining the EU - which is increasingly likely, so join the national campaign 👇👇
1) Boycott all US goods
2) The UK rejoining the EU - which is increasingly likely, so join the national campaign 👇👇
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January 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Best way for us all to combat Trump?
1) Boycott all US goods
2) The UK rejoining the EU - which is increasingly likely, so join the national campaign 👇👇
1) Boycott all US goods
2) The UK rejoining the EU - which is increasingly likely, so join the national campaign 👇👇
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The President is a monster.
January 5, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The President is a monster.
It’ll be okay, but five years later Ryan Reynolds will do a movie in which Will Scarlett digs him up again while wisecracking to the camera.
January 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
It’ll be okay, but five years later Ryan Reynolds will do a movie in which Will Scarlett digs him up again while wisecracking to the camera.
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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Look, it makes strategic sense; if Venezuela has huge reserves of teenage Latin American beauty pageant contestants, then access needs to be secured to that supply, if necessary using military force.
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Look, it makes strategic sense; if Venezuela has huge reserves of teenage Latin American beauty pageant contestants, then access needs to be secured to that supply, if necessary using military force.
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 AM
It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize
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oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
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January 3, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
Yeah; I signed out of a couple of discussion groups on FB because most religious apologists just DON’T engage with anything you say, they just trot out the same talking points we’ve debunked a thousand times over…
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Yeah; I signed out of a couple of discussion groups on FB because most religious apologists just DON’T engage with anything you say, they just trot out the same talking points we’ve debunked a thousand times over…
Haven’t done one of these for a while, and never tried it on here, so let’s see if it works: ngl.link/mitch_benn1
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January 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Haven’t done one of these for a while, and never tried it on here, so let’s see if it works: ngl.link/mitch_benn1
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“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
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White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling https://theonion.com/white-house-maid-shrieks-after-spotting-melania-on-ceiling/
December 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling https://theonion.com/white-house-maid-shrieks-after-spotting-melania-on-ceiling/
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This is how you do it folks
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is how you do it folks