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The FBI's fuck ups are making it really hard to pretend that Epstein is dead
There is now enough weirdness around Epstein that even sensible journalists like me are saying he allegedly took his life.
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The FBI's fuck ups are making it really hard to pretend that Epstein is dead
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The FBI's fuck ups are making it really hard to pretend that Epstein is dead
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The FBI's fuck ups are making it really hard to pretend that Epstein is dead
There is now enough weirdness around Epstein that even sensible journalists like me are saying he allegedly took his life.
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February 9, 2026 at 10:54 PM
The FBI's fuck ups are making it really hard to pretend that Epstein is dead
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Huge day at the Olympics as Israel picks up gold in the starving children, massacring civilians, and playing the innocent victim categories ♥️
February 8, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Huge day at the Olympics as Israel picks up gold in the starving children, massacring civilians, and playing the innocent victim categories ♥️
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RIP Ghislaine 💔
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Tributes pour in as Ghislaine Maxwell sadly passes away tomorrow
Ghislaine Maxwell has tragically taken her own life tomorrow night, hours before she was scheduled to testify to congress about the Epstein files.
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February 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
RIP Ghislaine 💔
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RIP Ghislaine 💔
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Tributes pour in as Ghislaine Maxwell sadly passes away tomorrow
Ghislaine Maxwell has tragically taken her own life tomorrow night, hours before she was scheduled to testify to congress about the Epstein files.
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February 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
RIP Ghislaine 💔
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BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell is set to testify before Congress on Monday so an emergency suicide has been scheduled for Sunday night.
February 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell is set to testify before Congress on Monday so an emergency suicide has been scheduled for Sunday night.
People are giving Keir Starmer a hard time over his appointment of Peter Mandelson, but I don't think he is given enough credit for his other decisions such as putting Peter Thiel in charge of our NHS data
February 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
People are giving Keir Starmer a hard time over his appointment of Peter Mandelson, but I don't think he is given enough credit for his other decisions such as putting Peter Thiel in charge of our NHS data
Look, I know Epstein was a Zionist who hung out with pro-Israel fanatics and let a senior Israeli spy live with him for weeks at a time and was best friends with Israel's lawyer and called you all "goyim", but this somehow proves he was a Russian spy, okay?
February 5, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Look, I know Epstein was a Zionist who hung out with pro-Israel fanatics and let a senior Israeli spy live with him for weeks at a time and was best friends with Israel's lawyer and called you all "goyim", but this somehow proves he was a Russian spy, okay?
BREAKING: The government is furious that a jury let off the Filton 6 because some idiot forgot to get rid of jury trials in time for a stitch up. What's the country coming to when we can't even jail innocent people for terrorism? 🤬
February 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
BREAKING: The government is furious that a jury let off the Filton 6 because some idiot forgot to get rid of jury trials in time for a stitch up. What's the country coming to when we can't even jail innocent people for terrorism? 🤬
Epstein: Everything I do is for the benefit of Israel and I hate goyim.
MSM: Clearly, this man was a Russian spy. I can't think of any other explanation.
MSM: Clearly, this man was a Russian spy. I can't think of any other explanation.
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Epstein: Everything I do is for the benefit of Israel and I hate goyim.
MSM: Clearly, this man was a Russian spy. I can't think of any other explanation.
MSM: Clearly, this man was a Russian spy. I can't think of any other explanation.
Read this, accuse me of lying, Google anything you think isn't real, and then come back and apologise!
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If you thought the Epstein stuff was weird, you have seen nothing yet
Now you’re gonna think I’m making this story up, but you should know I don’t write satire anymore and this one is 100% factual, like everything I write these days.
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February 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Read this, accuse me of lying, Google anything you think isn't real, and then come back and apologise!
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BREAKING: The goyim have now reclaimed the goyim slur. Only goyim are allowed to refer to each other as goyim. If a non-goyim uses the goyim slur, it means they are an Epstein islander 👀
February 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
BREAKING: The goyim have now reclaimed the goyim slur. Only goyim are allowed to refer to each other as goyim. If a non-goyim uses the goyim slur, it means they are an Epstein islander 👀
BREAKING: The goyim who don't have healthcare are thrilled to hear they are sending another $7 billion of weapons to Israel ♥️
February 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
BREAKING: The goyim who don't have healthcare are thrilled to hear they are sending another $7 billion of weapons to Israel ♥️
You will be distraught to hear that your favourite Lord since Voldemort, Peter Mandelson, has found himself in a spot of bother in the Epstein files.
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Peter Mandelson has been a very naughty boy
You will be distraught to hear that your favourite Lord since Voldemort, Peter Mandelson, has found himself in a spot of bother in the Epstein files.
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February 2, 2026 at 9:35 PM
You will be distraught to hear that your favourite Lord since Voldemort, Peter Mandelson, has found himself in a spot of bother in the Epstein files.
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BREAKING: The people who demand we point out the religion and nationality of Asian and Muslim grooming gangs are not referring to the religion and ethnicity of the Epstein paedophile ring for some reason🤔
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
BREAKING: The people who demand we point out the religion and nationality of Asian and Muslim grooming gangs are not referring to the religion and ethnicity of the Epstein paedophile ring for some reason🤔
Just because someone spent years hanging around on a rape island with the head of a paedophile ring, shared creepy messages with him after he had been jailed for sex crimes, and was accused of rape by his victims, does not mean there isn't a perfectly innocent explanation, okay?
February 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Just because someone spent years hanging around on a rape island with the head of a paedophile ring, shared creepy messages with him after he had been jailed for sex crimes, and was accused of rape by his victims, does not mean there isn't a perfectly innocent explanation, okay?
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January 30, 2026 at 10:39 AM
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You gotta feel sorry for Elon Musk, a guy so weird, even paedophiles felt uncomfortable around him 😭
February 1, 2026 at 2:45 PM
You gotta feel sorry for Elon Musk, a guy so weird, even paedophiles felt uncomfortable around him 😭
BREAKING: The paedophile who is named thousands of times in the Epstein files would like you to know that Cuba doesn't have an appropriate leader
February 1, 2026 at 1:28 PM
BREAKING: The paedophile who is named thousands of times in the Epstein files would like you to know that Cuba doesn't have an appropriate leader