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BREAKING: I'm being told that the woke mob has cancelled tomorrow's Queen's speech. I'm so angry, I can't fucking speak 🤬
December 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
BREAKING: I'm being told that the woke mob has cancelled tomorrow's Queen's speech. I'm so angry, I can't fucking speak 🤬
BREAKING: The Epstein Files talk of an "A in Balmoral" who was asking Ghislaine Maxwell for "inappropriate friends". Unfortunately, everyone is stumped about who "A in Balmoral" could be x
December 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
BREAKING: The Epstein Files talk of an "A in Balmoral" who was asking Ghislaine Maxwell for "inappropriate friends". Unfortunately, everyone is stumped about who "A in Balmoral" could be x
If you've ever wondered what it takes to become a multimillionaire baroness, here is a breakdown x
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How to Get Rich Quick by Lady Michelle Mone
Former underwear model Michelle Mone is truly one of the success stories of our time, having got rich and become a baroness, despite having no talent and contributing nothing to society.
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December 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If you've ever wondered what it takes to become a multimillionaire baroness, here is a breakdown x
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Not only is it terrorism to support Palestine Action, it is terrorism to support hunger strikers who have not been convicted of alleged offences that took place before Palestine Action was even proscribed. Read that back.
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British police have decided that Greta Thunberg is a terrorist
Every sane person was horrified when Greta Thunberg was arrested, stripped, tortured, and photographed undressed by the Israeli government.
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December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Not only is it terrorism to support Palestine Action, it is terrorism to support hunger strikers who have not been convicted of alleged offences that took place before Palestine Action was even proscribed. Read that back.
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Cool money-making idea: set up fake company, lie to get massive contract from government, buy yourself yacht with your new millions, get made a baroness for your hard work, fail to fulfil contract, wind up the company when you're ordered to pay money back. Isn't that clever? ♥️
December 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Cool money-making idea: set up fake company, lie to get massive contract from government, buy yourself yacht with your new millions, get made a baroness for your hard work, fail to fulfil contract, wind up the company when you're ordered to pay money back. Isn't that clever? ♥️
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We're expected to believe a bunch of rich men accidentally befriended a paedophile and visited his rape island where they posed for pictures with his victims, and in some cases continued their friendship with him after his conviction, but they also had no idea what was going on
December 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
We're expected to believe a bunch of rich men accidentally befriended a paedophile and visited his rape island where they posed for pictures with his victims, and in some cases continued their friendship with him after his conviction, but they also had no idea what was going on
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Today is Day 50 of the Palestine prisoners’ hunger strike.
This Labour government must release all remand prisoners on bail immediately.
If they die, more blood will be on the hands of David Lammy and Keir Starmer.
This Labour government must release all remand prisoners on bail immediately.
If they die, more blood will be on the hands of David Lammy and Keir Starmer.
December 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Today is Day 50 of the Palestine prisoners’ hunger strike.
This Labour government must release all remand prisoners on bail immediately.
If they die, more blood will be on the hands of David Lammy and Keir Starmer.
This Labour government must release all remand prisoners on bail immediately.
If they die, more blood will be on the hands of David Lammy and Keir Starmer.
BREAKING: The DoJ has explained it has no idea who Epstein's clients were, but their names are definitely not mentioned in the hundreds of thousands of redacted files and anyone who thinks otherwise is a conspiracy theorist x
December 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
BREAKING: The DoJ has explained it has no idea who Epstein's clients were, but their names are definitely not mentioned in the hundreds of thousands of redacted files and anyone who thinks otherwise is a conspiracy theorist x
President Trump has decided to launch land strikes against Venezuela to stop people talking about the embarrassing stuff in the Epstein files x
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Trump hopeful land attacks on Venezuela will distract from release of Epstein files
President Trump has decided to launch land strikes against Venezuela to stop people talking about the embarrassing stuff in the Esptein files.
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December 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
President Trump has decided to launch land strikes against Venezuela to stop people talking about the embarrassing stuff in the Epstein files x
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Only the bravest patriots fall off ladders while trying to scare away foreigners x
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Patriot who tragically died while hanging flag on lamp post to be given state funeral
Somebody’s drunk uncle has died on his patriotic mission to save his neighbourhood from foreigners by tying flags to lamp posts.
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December 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Only the bravest patriots fall off ladders while trying to scare away foreigners x
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BREAKING: The UK government has announced an inquiry into grooming gangs, but sensibly, the grooming gang that has been linked to Prince Andrew is to be exempt to avoid an awkward situation x
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
BREAKING: The UK government has announced an inquiry into grooming gangs, but sensibly, the grooming gang that has been linked to Prince Andrew is to be exempt to avoid an awkward situation x
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This is exactly the position that the perpetrators of genocide would want the BBC to take. It is the equivalent of the BBC taking Islamophobia guidance from ISIS👇
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BBC's new guidelines treat anti-Zionism as antisemitism
The BBC has issued new training guidelines around antisemitism and they are every bit as woeful as you might suspect.
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December 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This is exactly the position that the perpetrators of genocide would want the BBC to take. It is the equivalent of the BBC taking Islamophobia guidance from ISIS👇
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I think they're colonising Europe now 👀
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Four European countries forced to make way for Asian country in Eurovision
Four European countries have been forced to make way for an Asian country in the Eurovision Song Contest.
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December 6, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I think they're colonising Europe now 👀
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this should definitely save the NHS x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/labour-par...
Labour Party bans asylum seekers from taking taxis to hospitals
If an aslylum seeker visits a hospital, the biggest concern is that their journey is as uncomfortable as possible.
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November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
this should definitely save the NHS x www.normalisland.co.uk/p/labour-par...
BREAKING: Former Reform Wales leader Nathan Gill has been jailed for 10 years for taking bribes from Russia because everyone knows our politicians are only allowed to take bribes from Israel x
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
BREAKING: Former Reform Wales leader Nathan Gill has been jailed for 10 years for taking bribes from Russia because everyone knows our politicians are only allowed to take bribes from Israel x
Which of the five factions of Your Party will you be joining? x
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Fledgeling leftist party wages gruelling, principled war... against itself
The fledgeling party from the Independent Alliance of MPs might not have a name yet, but it is already fighting for its principles… by waging a gruelling war against itself.
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November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Which of the five factions of Your Party will you be joining? x
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BREAKING: President Trump to imminently strike Venezuela to distract from the whole paedophile thing x
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
BREAKING: President Trump to imminently strike Venezuela to distract from the whole paedophile thing x