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Devastatingly, the US could be about to do a Prince Andrew on President Trump
You’re probably still reeling from the monarchy stripping Prince Andrew of his titles just for being a paedophile, but I’m afraid the news could be about to get worse—much worse—because it looks like ...
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I don't mean to upset you, but he could be about to become P. Diddy's cellmate
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I don't mean to upset you, but he could be about to become P. Diddy's cellmate
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/devastatin...
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Devastatingly, the US could be about to do a Prince Andrew on President Trump
You’re probably still reeling from the monarchy stripping Prince Andrew of his titles just for being a paedophile, but I’m afraid the news could be about to get worse—much worse—because it looks like ...
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November 13, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I don't mean to upset you, but he could be about to become P. Diddy's cellmate
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BREAKING: President Trump has explained that he asked President Herzog to pardon Netanyahu because Netanyahu has the Epstein tapes so he had no choice really. Let's be honest, any self-respecting paedophile would do the same.
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
BREAKING: President Trump has explained that he asked President Herzog to pardon Netanyahu because Netanyahu has the Epstein tapes so he had no choice really. Let's be honest, any self-respecting paedophile would do the same.
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If Labour finally shift their policy on the two child limit, it's clear that was Zack Polanski and the Green Party - Novaras report.
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Zack Polanski's Impressive Green Party Surge Continues
YouTube video by Novara Media
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November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If Labour finally shift their policy on the two child limit, it's clear that was Zack Polanski and the Green Party - Novaras report.
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Let me say this one more time:
EVERYONE. HATES. HIM!
And his majority is 528.
EVERYONE. HATES. HIM!
And his majority is 528.
Labour MPs say Wes Streeting's stock has risen within the party after extraordinary No 10 briefings against him on Tuesday night
"They've managed to create a situation where Wes is the victim/the adult in the room"
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"They've managed to create a situation where Wes is the victim/the adult in the room"
report @siennarodgers.bsky.social and @adampayne26.bsky.social
Labour MPs Say No 10 Briefing Has Increased Wes Streeting’s Chances Of Becoming PM
Labour MPs have told PoliticsHome that Wes Streeting’s stock has increased among members of the Parliamentary Labour Party, particularly its soft l...
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November 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Let me say this one more time:
EVERYONE. HATES. HIM!
And his majority is 528.
EVERYONE. HATES. HIM!
And his majority is 528.
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It’s no secret that many of us are disgusted that the BBC has failed to wholeheartedly support Israel’s genocide or the Epstein client list 👇
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We're pretending the BBC is left wing so Trump can coup it like a Latin American country
In the biggest national scandal of recent days, the BBC accidentally veered from its usual practice of smearing the left and slightly misrepresented someone on the right.
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November 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It’s no secret that many of us are disgusted that the BBC has failed to wholeheartedly support Israel’s genocide or the Epstein client list 👇
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BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney says he is frantically searching for someone even less principled and less popular than Keir Starmer to take over as prime minister. Only candidate who springs to mind is Wes Streeting 😍
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 AM
BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney says he is frantically searching for someone even less principled and less popular than Keir Starmer to take over as prime minister. Only candidate who springs to mind is Wes Streeting 😍
BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney, the man who secretly plotted to replace Corbyn with Starmer, is now secretly plotting to replace Starmer with someone else after realising his guy is a bit rubbish. Poor Keir 😭😭😭
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
BREAKING: Morgan McSweeney, the man who secretly plotted to replace Corbyn with Starmer, is now secretly plotting to replace Starmer with someone else after realising his guy is a bit rubbish. Poor Keir 😭😭😭
It’s no secret that many of us are disgusted that the BBC has failed to wholeheartedly support Israel’s genocide or the Epstein client list 👇
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/were-prete...
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/were-prete...
We're pretending the BBC is left wing so Trump can coup it like a Latin American country
In the biggest national scandal of recent days, the BBC accidentally veered from its usual practice of smearing the left and slightly misrepresented someone on the right.
www.normalisland.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It’s no secret that many of us are disgusted that the BBC has failed to wholeheartedly support Israel’s genocide or the Epstein client list 👇
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/were-prete...
www.normalisland.co.uk/p/were-prete...
Huge congratulations to Terror for winning the War on Terror ♥️
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Huge congratulations to Terror for winning the War on Terror ♥️
BREAKING: Rap artist 50 Cent has fled New York after discovering that Mamdani's tax plans meant he would be downgraded to 49 Cent 😭
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
BREAKING: Rap artist 50 Cent has fled New York after discovering that Mamdani's tax plans meant he would be downgraded to 49 Cent 😭
Britain is a democracy where we value free speech and freedom of the press, but if you dare question our national broadcaster (that you are legally required to pay for), we will sue you into oblivion ♥️
November 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Britain is a democracy where we value free speech and freedom of the press, but if you dare question our national broadcaster (that you are legally required to pay for), we will sue you into oblivion ♥️
I don't know about you, but if I was accused of being biased towards Israel, I would definitely hire a lawyer from UK Lawyers for Israel to prove that I am not biased towards Israel x
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I don't know about you, but if I was accused of being biased towards Israel, I would definitely hire a lawyer from UK Lawyers for Israel to prove that I am not biased towards Israel x
BREAKING: Rachel Reeves explains planned tax increases are in line with government's iron-clad commitment to u-turning on every manifesto promise x
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
BREAKING: Rachel Reeves explains planned tax increases are in line with government's iron-clad commitment to u-turning on every manifesto promise x
BREAKING: The nonce formerly known as Prince Andrew has been cured of his inability to sweat after being summoned to US congress to explain his close friendship with Jeffrey Epstein 😰
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
BREAKING: The nonce formerly known as Prince Andrew has been cured of his inability to sweat after being summoned to US congress to explain his close friendship with Jeffrey Epstein 😰
BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer hires Andrew Cuomo as political adviser in bid to turn his political fortunes around 👀
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer hires Andrew Cuomo as political adviser in bid to turn his political fortunes around 👀
BREAKING: Bridget Phillipson insists she has never even heard of Zorhan Mamdani. This is super-interesting because most British people have not heard of Bridget Phillipson (she's the one who borrowed Rachel Reeves' wig) x
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
BREAKING: Bridget Phillipson insists she has never even heard of Zorhan Mamdani. This is super-interesting because most British people have not heard of Bridget Phillipson (she's the one who borrowed Rachel Reeves' wig) x
Zohran Mamdani carried out 9/11 when he was just 10 years old, and now he wants to introduce Shakira law in New York. It is a truly scary time x
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Zohran Mamdani carried out 9/11 when he was just 10 years old, and now he wants to introduce Shakira law in New York. It is a truly scary time x
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The Spectator are confused.
It's not going to be cost free.
Billionaires are going to pay more.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
It's not going to be cost free.
Billionaires are going to pay more.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The Spectator are confused.
It's not going to be cost free.
Billionaires are going to pay more.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
It's not going to be cost free.
Billionaires are going to pay more.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Just so you know, six western journalists have been fired since September for attempting to hold Israel to account. Please understand, these sackings were necessary to preserve western values. Values such as free speech and freedom of the press x
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Just so you know, six western journalists have been fired since September for attempting to hold Israel to account. Please understand, these sackings were necessary to preserve western values. Values such as free speech and freedom of the press x
It's on pay-per-view 👀
November 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
It's on pay-per-view 👀