Cathy Gardner
@cg1999.bsky.social
I'm just here for the cake...
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I love Green Day so much and I’m so very happy they performed‘American Idiot’ because, well…you know… 😁
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I love Green Day so much and I’m so very happy they performed‘American Idiot’ because, well…you know… 😁
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"It does not matter who votes, but who counts the votes." ---Stalin
February 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
"It does not matter who votes, but who counts the votes." ---Stalin
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BREAKING: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
February 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
BREAKING: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home and the focus on work-life balance
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
"People aren't more productive working from home - it's a load of nonsense”
Whatever you do JUST DON’T VOTE REFORM!
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Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
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Morgan McSweeny has resigned
In other news I just bust a nut from both balls and came so hard the Tesco duty manager called for a clean up on aisle three.
In other news I just bust a nut from both balls and came so hard the Tesco duty manager called for a clean up on aisle three.
February 8, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Morgan McSweeny has resigned
In other news I just bust a nut from both balls and came so hard the Tesco duty manager called for a clean up on aisle three.
In other news I just bust a nut from both balls and came so hard the Tesco duty manager called for a clean up on aisle three.
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By searching for "Farage" in the Epstein Files database (justice.gov/epstein), 38 results come up.
In one, Steve Bannon suggests to Epstein that his advisory roles to European political parties means he can influence European Parliament…. 1/3
In one, Steve Bannon suggests to Epstein that his advisory roles to European political parties means he can influence European Parliament…. 1/3
justice.gov
February 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
By searching for "Farage" in the Epstein Files database (justice.gov/epstein), 38 results come up.
In one, Steve Bannon suggests to Epstein that his advisory roles to European political parties means he can influence European Parliament…. 1/3
In one, Steve Bannon suggests to Epstein that his advisory roles to European political parties means he can influence European Parliament…. 1/3
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New song & video: ICE ICE (Maybe)
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#mitchbenn #satire #uspolitics #presidenttrump #usapolitics #ice #jdvance #kristinoem #stephenmiller #fascism #proudboys #project2025
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ICE ICE (Maybe)
YouTube video by Mitch Benn Patreon
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February 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
New song & video: ICE ICE (Maybe)
Patreon.Com/mitchbenn
#mitchbenn #satire #uspolitics #presidenttrump #usapolitics #ice #jdvance #kristinoem #stephenmiller #fascism #proudboys #project2025
youtu.be/DdSqe_2FpU0?...
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#mitchbenn #satire #uspolitics #presidenttrump #usapolitics #ice #jdvance #kristinoem #stephenmiller #fascism #proudboys #project2025
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Surely that'll only make him worse
February 4, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Surely that'll only make him worse
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‘If I think about what this means, I want to cry’: what happens when a city loses its university?
‘If I think about what this means, I want to cry’: what happens when a city loses its university?
When Essex University’s Southend campus opened, it was a message of hope for a ‘left behind’ UK seaside town. Its closure will be felt far beyond its 800 students, some of whom will not get their degrees
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:27 AM
‘If I think about what this means, I want to cry’: what happens when a city loses its university?
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Imagine seeing photos and videos of ugly old men raping underage girls and thinking, "I need to protect those horrible men at all costs."?
Pam Bondi is a soulless villain.
Pam Bondi is a soulless villain.
February 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Imagine seeing photos and videos of ugly old men raping underage girls and thinking, "I need to protect those horrible men at all costs."?
Pam Bondi is a soulless villain.
Pam Bondi is a soulless villain.
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An early start for Redruth to Bristol for @slapstickfest.bsky.social - midday Laurel and Hardy awaits
slapstick.org.uk
slapstick.org.uk
Slapstick Festival | Silent Film & Visual Comedy Festival
Slapstick 2026 brings more than 30 events across five joy-filled days in Bristol, celebrating screen comedy in all its forms: from silent-era masterpieces to
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February 4, 2026 at 6:46 AM
An early start for Redruth to Bristol for @slapstickfest.bsky.social - midday Laurel and Hardy awaits
slapstick.org.uk
slapstick.org.uk
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
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Fair play to 4chan & Qanon though; turns out they were right about pretty much everything. Except which side was doing it.
February 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Fair play to 4chan & Qanon though; turns out they were right about pretty much everything. Except which side was doing it.
Meow-hemian Rhapsody...
February 2, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Meow-hemian Rhapsody...
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
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I call the Epstein scandal It's a Royal Cockout.
February 2, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I call the Epstein scandal It's a Royal Cockout.
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I score weddings and funerals on a scale of 1 to 5 stars. Funerals always score more highly. They're cheap, you get time off work, there's free food, and you don't have to buy a present. You get to meet all the same people as at weddings and there's no shitty disco.
February 2, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I score weddings and funerals on a scale of 1 to 5 stars. Funerals always score more highly. They're cheap, you get time off work, there's free food, and you don't have to buy a present. You get to meet all the same people as at weddings and there's no shitty disco.
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Chotiner shot that man right in the face with his own gun and he never heard the *click*.
February 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Chotiner shot that man right in the face with his own gun and he never heard the *click*.
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YEESH. Brutal. But very well-written.
This is a great review: northshoremovies.wpcomstaging.com/2026/01/31/r...
Review – Melania
MELANIA. A documentary directed by Brett Ratner. Featuring Melania Trump, Donald Trump. Rated PG. 107 minutes. In theaters. Signifying nothing One of the most stultifying moviegoing experiences ima…
northshoremovies.wpcomstaging.com
February 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM
YEESH. Brutal. But very well-written.
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welp I've got a new book waiting on my kindle
This was so easy and delightful.
1) Browse to Amazon.
2) Search "Melania"
3) Top non-sponsored result is a free e-book, MELANIA: DEVOURER OF MEN
4) Buy with one-click. Amazon gets no money, and the algorithm gets wonkleborked.
5) Maybe read the book? Dunno. Haven't looked at it.
1) Browse to Amazon.
2) Search "Melania"
3) Top non-sponsored result is a free e-book, MELANIA: DEVOURER OF MEN
4) Buy with one-click. Amazon gets no money, and the algorithm gets wonkleborked.
5) Maybe read the book? Dunno. Haven't looked at it.
Great job everybody! Melania: Devourer of Men is number one across the board. Remember to pass the word: download this free ebook so that we completely screw up Melania T's algorithm this weekend.
February 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
welp I've got a new book waiting on my kindle
@robinince.bsky.social, Mark Gatiss and Alice Lowe (with David McAlmont out of shot) discussing horror films and having a lovely evening. 🙂
January 31, 2026 at 10:22 PM
@robinince.bsky.social, Mark Gatiss and Alice Lowe (with David McAlmont out of shot) discussing horror films and having a lovely evening. 🙂
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In April 1976, in a café at Cambridge railway station, Douglas Adams bought some biscuits. We know this because he told the story so many times that it somehow opened up a wormhole in the space-time continuum, travelling both forwards and backwards and, intriguingly, sideways in time. (1/some...)
January 31, 2026 at 8:55 PM
In April 1976, in a café at Cambridge railway station, Douglas Adams bought some biscuits. We know this because he told the story so many times that it somehow opened up a wormhole in the space-time continuum, travelling both forwards and backwards and, intriguingly, sideways in time. (1/some...)
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“This isn’t a moment, it’s a movement”
January 31, 2026 at 1:25 PM
“This isn’t a moment, it’s a movement”