Matt Kirshen
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Matt Kirshen
@mattkirshen.bsky.social
· Jul 11
I haven't told Bluesky yet that I'm touring. Please come and see me tell jokes. Tickets: www.mattkirshen.com#tour-section
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Anyone else remember Celebrity Traitors in 1995?
What a series that was. Michael Parkinson, Gabrielle and Tim Curry as the Traitors. The unlikely friendship between Brian Moore and Art Malik. Mollie Sugden's fart. Adrian Moorhouse's eye-roll. All hosted by Eve Pollard.
What a series that was. Michael Parkinson, Gabrielle and Tim Curry as the Traitors. The unlikely friendship between Brian Moore and Art Malik. Mollie Sugden's fart. Adrian Moorhouse's eye-roll. All hosted by Eve Pollard.
November 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Anyone else remember Celebrity Traitors in 1995?
What a series that was. Michael Parkinson, Gabrielle and Tim Curry as the Traitors. The unlikely friendship between Brian Moore and Art Malik. Mollie Sugden's fart. Adrian Moorhouse's eye-roll. All hosted by Eve Pollard.
What a series that was. Michael Parkinson, Gabrielle and Tim Curry as the Traitors. The unlikely friendship between Brian Moore and Art Malik. Mollie Sugden's fart. Adrian Moorhouse's eye-roll. All hosted by Eve Pollard.
This excellent piece should also be yelled at Keir Starmer
I'd like to once again reup my Rahm Emanuel takedown piece www.readtpa.com/p/the-smalle...
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This excellent piece should also be yelled at Keir Starmer
My first gig in Utah and it'll take some beating. Thank you to @sarahmillican.bsky.social's rocking audience, which included the lovely duo of Tan France and his husband Rob.
My headline shows at Wiseguys are Jan 9 and 10. www.wiseguyscomedy.com/utah/salt-la...
My headline shows at Wiseguys are Jan 9 and 10. www.wiseguyscomedy.com/utah/salt-la...
October 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
My first gig in Utah and it'll take some beating. Thank you to @sarahmillican.bsky.social's rocking audience, which included the lovely duo of Tan France and his husband Rob.
My headline shows at Wiseguys are Jan 9 and 10. www.wiseguyscomedy.com/utah/salt-la...
My headline shows at Wiseguys are Jan 9 and 10. www.wiseguyscomedy.com/utah/salt-la...
St Louis you were great! Thanks @sarahmillican.bsky.social for having me open!
I’ll be back at Helium Jan 14
st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/339146
I’ll be back at Helium Jan 14
st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/339146
October 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
St Louis you were great! Thanks @sarahmillican.bsky.social for having me open!
I’ll be back at Helium Jan 14
st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/339146
I’ll be back at Helium Jan 14
st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/339146
Excellent show with @sarahmillican.bsky.social in Minneapolis! Thanks all who came!
October 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Excellent show with @sarahmillican.bsky.social in Minneapolis! Thanks all who came!
So fun, thanks Milwaukee!
Late Bloomer show 313. Fabulous crowd in Milwaukee tonight. Thanks for coming if you did. My ace support is Matt Kirshen and my podcast is Standard Issue (give it a listen) and the mugs are available via the USA shop page on my website. Mugs sarahmillican.usa.estoreplatform.com/en/usd
October 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
So fun, thanks Milwaukee!
Not to brag but I was selected to answer a brief customer survey after this call
October 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Not to brag but I was selected to answer a brief customer survey after this call
Kids today don’t know the simple pleasure of watching a hard drive defrag
October 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Kids today don’t know the simple pleasure of watching a hard drive defrag
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Matt tickets for Zanies in Jan www.etix.com/ticket/p/656...
Matt Kirshen- Special Event
OVERVIEW Special Event Restrictions 21 and over with valid photo ID Two item minimum purchase per person Seating is first come first served No Coupons or discounts accepted No Backpacks Tickets: Will Call is the ONLY option given when purchasing tickets. We do NOT give physical or digital tickets for entry to our shows. There is nothing to print or pick up ahead of time for entry. Once tickets are purchased, the ONLY thing you will show once doors open is the ticket purchaser’s driver&r...
www.etix.com
October 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Matt tickets for Zanies in Jan www.etix.com/ticket/p/656...
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Late Bloomer show 311. Brilliant crowd in Chicago tonight. Thanks for coming. My ace support is Matt Kirshen (grab a ticket for his show at Zanies on Jan 13th), my podcast is Standard Issue and mugs are via the USA shop on my website.
Back again tomorrow, a few tickets available (via my website).
Back again tomorrow, a few tickets available (via my website).
October 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Late Bloomer show 311. Brilliant crowd in Chicago tonight. Thanks for coming. My ace support is Matt Kirshen (grab a ticket for his show at Zanies on Jan 13th), my podcast is Standard Issue and mugs are via the USA shop on my website.
Back again tomorrow, a few tickets available (via my website).
Back again tomorrow, a few tickets available (via my website).
An insensitive backstage snack on this of all weekends
October 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
An insensitive backstage snack on this of all weekends
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Chicago! I’m doing shows in you tonight and tomorrow. Who’s coming?
There are a few tickets available for each show. Grab them via my website. sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer...
There are a few tickets available for each show. Grab them via my website. sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer...
Late Bloomer | Sarah Millican | Official Website
Sarah Millican's Late Bloomer tour is coming to the USA! Explore the latest tour dates and get your tickets to see her live across the country.
sarahmillican.co.uk
October 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Chicago! I’m doing shows in you tonight and tomorrow. Who’s coming?
There are a few tickets available for each show. Grab them via my website. sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer...
There are a few tickets available for each show. Grab them via my website. sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer...
This isn’t hard: the Nobel Prize for Best Song is just the music and lyrics while Best Record includes the production, recording and mixing.
October 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
This isn’t hard: the Nobel Prize for Best Song is just the music and lyrics while Best Record includes the production, recording and mixing.
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All my comics have happy endings!
October 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
All my comics have happy endings!
That little plane’s scarily close
October 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
That little plane’s scarily close
Londoners! One of the very best, @garygulman.bsky.social is at the @sohotheatre.bsky.social all week
sohotheatre.com/events/gary-...
sohotheatre.com/events/gary-...
Gary Gulman: Grandiloquent - Soho Theatre
Gary Gulman’s hilarious new show about insecurity, empathy, self-acceptance and how a thoughtful boy learned to use humour, reading and writing to cope with the consequences of his parents’ blunders.
sohotheatre.com
October 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Londoners! One of the very best, @garygulman.bsky.social is at the @sohotheatre.bsky.social all week
sohotheatre.com/events/gary-...
sohotheatre.com/events/gary-...
While I was sadly not selected for the main festival I’m delighted to announce I will be self-producing my show at the Riyadh Fringe.
Sure I’ll lose money because the tent only seats 30, but it’s nice to be in the conversation.
Sure I’ll lose money because the tent only seats 30, but it’s nice to be in the conversation.
September 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
While I was sadly not selected for the main festival I’m delighted to announce I will be self-producing my show at the Riyadh Fringe.
Sure I’ll lose money because the tent only seats 30, but it’s nice to be in the conversation.
Sure I’ll lose money because the tent only seats 30, but it’s nice to be in the conversation.
Huge congratulations to Nate Bargatze in his side gig
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Huntington's disease successfully treated for first time
One of the most devastating diseases finally has a treatment that can slow its progression and transform lives, tearful doctors tell BBC.
www.bbc.com
September 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Huge congratulations to Nate Bargatze in his side gig
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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it's certain that they'll see you canceling shows and say "thank you, this is enough. we're pleased now."
September 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
it's certain that they'll see you canceling shows and say "thank you, this is enough. we're pleased now."
Wait so social programs aren’t just morally right, they ultimately save that society money? If only this were also backed up by every other study ever.
A program in Flint, MI, gave $1,500 to any/all pregnant people and $500/month for the first year of their infant’s life.
Among the benefits, those babies experienced lower rates of prematurity and low birth weight, which resulted in fewer NICU admissions, saving the city of Flint $6.2 million/year.
Among the benefits, those babies experienced lower rates of prematurity and low birth weight, which resulted in fewer NICU admissions, saving the city of Flint $6.2 million/year.
The US town that pays every pregnant woman $1,500: ‘We’re not OK with our babies being born into poverty’
Infants in Rx Kids in Flint, Michigan, saw lower rates of prematurity and other issues, saving millions in NICU visits
www.theguardian.com
September 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Wait so social programs aren’t just morally right, they ultimately save that society money? If only this were also backed up by every other study ever.
While I appreciate the sentiment it's important not to spread misinformation: these aren't journalists, they are the actors Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman
When journalism was cool. And risked everything to challenge power.
September 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
While I appreciate the sentiment it's important not to spread misinformation: these aren't journalists, they are the actors Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman
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Crowd interaction at the Frog and Bucket
September 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Crowd interaction at the Frog and Bucket
The important thing is he called for humans to be murdered in a civil tone.
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The important thing is he called for humans to be murdered in a civil tone.
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“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind