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Matt Kirshen
@mattkirshen.bsky.social
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Writer of the Complete Works of
Shakespeare
http://www.mattkirshen.com
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My first gig in Utah and it'll take some beating. Thank you to @sarahmillican.bsky.social's rocking audience, which included the lovely duo of Tan France and his husband Rob.

My headline shows at Wiseguys are Jan 9 and 10. www.wiseguyscomedy.com/utah/salt-la...
The full Millican tour gang backstage. Sarah is at the front taking the photo. Everyone else behind, including Tan and Rob, plus our ASL interpreters. I'm on the left, looking off-camera because I apparently don't know how phones work.
October 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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St Louis you were great! Thanks @sarahmillican.bsky.social for having me open!

I’ll be back at Helium Jan 14

st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/339146
The backstage crew with Sarah at the front. The rest of us have our backs turned and are looking coquettishly over our shoulders.
October 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Excellent show with @sarahmillican.bsky.social in Minneapolis! Thanks all who came!
Sarah, Matt and the tour gang are standing backstage holding on to a clothes rail like it’s a train.
October 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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An insensitive backstage snack on this of all weekends
KitKat king size
October 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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BBC News headline: Denmark says 'professional actor' behind drone incursions over its airports. Sir Bernard Chumley, a professional actor.
September 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I hope his family sues the shit out of them
BBC headline: Hollywood stuntman set on fire for Pink Floyd cover dies aged 88. And a picture of that cover, the Wish You Were Here album, with two men in suits shaking hands, one on fire.
August 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Why does this look like a hospital deathbed?
Fabrizio Romano post saying Official, Cristiano Ronaldo proposed marriage to his love Georgina. Under the text is a photo of her hand, with a large ring, on his, over white bed covers. The kind of photo that usually accompanies the words 'Goodnight Dad, I'll love you always.'
August 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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@robinince.bsky.social They got distracted midway through writing your name
BBC Sounds Access All show thumbnail with a photo of Robin and the reporter and the caption Rob Ince speaks about his new ADHD diagnosis
August 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Did you lose this photo at Boston Logan Airport? Looks like an engagement pic. I have it. DM me
August 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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I haven't told Bluesky yet that I'm touring. Please come and see me tell jokes. Tickets: www.mattkirshen.com#tour-section
A photo of Matt Kirshen saying 2025 Tour Dates, new shows added! July 16 Columbus OH, July 17 Philadelphia PA, July 30 Washington D.C., July 31 Hartford CT, August 3 Boston MA, October 12 Virginia Beach, VA. Tickets at mattkirshen.com
July 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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As if Brechtian puppetry doesn’t exist
Plaque from a museum saying movies are the world’s most popular art form
May 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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who is this even for
A black T shirt with white text saying Tegan & Sara & J D Vance
May 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I hope it’s not slavery 😕
Headline from apartment therapy magazine “I wish every home still had this extremely practical 138 year old feature”
May 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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This is from my USA citizenship test. Most of the correct answers are now apparently evidence of being un-American, and cause for deportation.
Question 55. What are two ways that Americans can participate in their democracy? Possible answers: ▪ vote ▪ join a political party ▪ help with a campaign ▪ join a civic group ▪ join a community group ▪ give an elected official your opinion on an issue ▪ call Senators and Representatives ▪ publicly support or oppose an issue or policy ▪ run for office ▪ write to a newspaper
April 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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That’s far too tall for a footballer
Headline “phenomenal 80m striker wants to join Arsenal before the deadline”
February 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Why is the Arizona freeway giving blowjob tips
Electric sign over the freeway at thanksgiving saying gobble, gobble go easy on the throttle.
November 28, 2024 at 4:52 PM