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Sarah Millican
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Brand New Special LATE BLOOMER out now!
https://linktr.ee/thesarahmillican
Comedian, Standard Issue podcaster, writer, feminist. Posts ending TSM are by my team.
Reminder that I have 7 Stand up specials available. They’re all either on my YouTube channel or on my website. Just in case you need a laugh. How many have you seen?
February 7, 2026 at 1:57 PM
2 weeks ago, I was lucky enough to go to Antelope Island in Utah.The scenery is breathtaking. The wildlife is simply stunning. While we were there we saw bison, a jackrabbit, mule deer, possibly a coyote and this, only a bloody bald eagle. Second photo is my face when I realised it was a bald eagle.
February 6, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Just had a wonderful trip to Utah with my friend Kate to watch excellent films at Sundance and look at glorious birds. Never had so many compliments as I did on my Lesley Evers strawberry sweater. Always good to be home but what a trip.
January 31, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Brilliant day with Standard Issue podcast gang yesterday, L-R Hannah Dunleavy, Jennifer Offord and Mickey Noonan. Fabulous meal and delightful show, my Neighbour Totoro. Ace belated Christmas do. Give the podcast a listen. It’s brilliant.
January 16, 2026 at 10:35 AM
I love David Shrigley & this print, an end of tour present from my friend Kate, sums up my current mood perfectly.

After 4.5 years on tour, waking up in my own bed, cooking, bird feeders and seeing my boys every day is a welcome shift in focus and this blue elephant is glad of a sit down.
January 13, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Reminder that my brand new Stand up special Late Bloomer is available to stream, download and on DVD right now. Via my website. It’s full of extras including the song written for the show and about the show by Andy Robinson that played as you left the theatre.

Oh yes and I wilt spinach now.
January 12, 2026 at 1:27 PM
3rd tea and 1st water. Classic.
January 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Here, have a terrible photo of a wonderful long tailed tit I met in our garden yesterday.
January 9, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Very happy to be an answer on last night’s House Of Games. Thank you Humphrey Ker for getting it right!
January 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I think this bird works in IKEA.
January 6, 2026 at 4:59 PM
👏👏👏👏👏👏
January 5, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I highly recommend doing a herb and spice clear out at the start of the year as it means when you’re looking for the tiny best before date, you only need to see if it’s 25 or less. Here are yesterday’s casualties.
January 5, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Reminder that my new Special Late Bloomer available internationally to download & stream RIGHT NOW. It’s also available on DVD should you like tangible stuff.
Did you see the show live & want to relive it? Did you miss it live & want to watch it? Do you just need a good laugh?

sarahmillican.co.uk
January 4, 2026 at 9:15 AM
That makes sense
Father Christmas leaves me one every year. They must grow at the North Pole or something.
January 3, 2026 at 9:43 AM
It is weird isn’t it?
Ah, what Koreans call a 'kyool'.

Weird that you have one and you're not in Korea.
January 3, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Yes of course
Do you have to bang it on the table before you unwrap it?
January 3, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Hey guys, just found this in the kitchen. No-one knows what it’s called so I’ve named it a ‘non-chocolate orange’. It tastes pretty good and I don’t feel sick if I eat a whole one. Check your kitchen, you might have one too.
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Look how much we’ve raised for the Samaritans over the last 3 tours. Massive thanks to my wonderful audiences for this. Some of you will have donated on all 3 tours. I can’t thank you enough.Also, huge thanks to the Samaritans for always turning up & for all they do to help the people who need them.
January 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Happy New Year, everyone.
January 1, 2026 at 11:00 AM
My brand new Special, Late Bloomer, will be available to stream and download via my website TOMORROW and you can pre-order it now!

Stream and Download from watch.sarahmillican.co.uk

Buy the DVD and exclusive Late Bloomer merch from shop.sarahmillican.co.uk
Sarah Millican | Watch Stand Up Specials
Watch all of Sarah Millican’s stand up specials in one place. Stream the full shows online with instant access.
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December 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Thanks to all of you who’ve been to see Late Bloomer since the tour started in 2023. There are 3 shows left - 2 in Kendal & 1 in Stockholm.
You can rewatch the show, or watch it for the first time if you missed it, on Dec 15th!
Pre-order the Special right now on DVD or download. sarahmillican.co.uk
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November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My new Special Late Bloomer is out on Dec 15th and is available for pre-order now! watch.sarahmillican.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Pre-order my new Special, Late Bloomer, NOW! watch.sarahmillican.co.uk
Also available on DVD here hmv.com/store/film-t...
Out on 15th Dec!
Sarah Millican | Watch Stand Up Specials
Watch all of Sarah Millican’s stand up specials in one place. Stream the full shows online with instant access.
watch.sarahmillican.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
San Francisco!

The Masonic have just released tickets for my show this Sunday (2nd Nov). Grab them here sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer...
Late Bloomer | Sarah Millican | Official Website
Sarah Millican's Late Bloomer tour is coming to the USA! Explore the latest tour dates and get your tickets to see her live across the country.
sarahmillican.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Seattle! And Portland (OR) !

There are now a few tickets available for these shows starting tonight:

Tonight - Seattle - 6 tickets
Tomorrow - Portland - 2 tickets
Thursday - Seattle - 2 tickets

Go to my website. sarahmillican.co.uk/late-bloomer...
Late Bloomer | Sarah Millican | Official Website
Sarah Millican's Late Bloomer tour is coming to the USA! Explore the latest tour dates and get your tickets to see her live across the country.
sarahmillican.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM