Andy Elms
@andyelms.bsky.social
He/Him. Not quite an Engineer.
Manages assets, assesses bridges, wrangles data, converts caffeine into sarcasm
My full titles are Mr. Andrew Elms BA MEng (Hons) (Cantab) of Upper Easton in the City and County of Bristol (in church hall if wet)
Manages assets, assesses bridges, wrangles data, converts caffeine into sarcasm
My full titles are Mr. Andrew Elms BA MEng (Hons) (Cantab) of Upper Easton in the City and County of Bristol (in church hall if wet)
Pinned
Stadler: "Who watches the watchmen?"
Waldorf: "More people than watch this show"
<laughs>
Waldorf: "More people than watch this show"
<laughs>
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Stadler: "Who watches the watchmen?"
Waldorf: "More people than watch this show"
<laughs>
Waldorf: "More people than watch this show"
<laughs>
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Just a quick reminder of what the Tories are about to shit all over... - I'M PROUD OF THE @BBC @MitchBenn
youtu.be/p3q2iZuU5WM
youtu.be/p3q2iZuU5WM
MITCH BENN - I'M PROUD OF THE BBC
Mitch Benn - Proud Of The BBC
AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD NOW! Links to various download sites here: http://bit.ly/dAoWOg
See http://mitchbenn.com for more details.
Written & Performed by Mitch Benn
© & published IMWP Music 2010
Video directed, shot & edited by Bob Jefford
More info and buy the t-shirt as seen in the video at http://mitchbenn.com/proudofthebbc
Support the BBC
t.co
January 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just a quick reminder of what the Tories are about to shit all over... - I'M PROUD OF THE @BBC @MitchBenn
youtu.be/p3q2iZuU5WM
youtu.be/p3q2iZuU5WM
The new Director General of Butterfield's Brilliant British Broadcasting Corporation, featuring such shows as "The Great British Bon Bon Bon Bon Making Competition"
The BBBBC
The BBBBC
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
The new Director General of Butterfield's Brilliant British Broadcasting Corporation, featuring such shows as "The Great British Bon Bon Bon Bon Making Competition"
The BBBBC
The BBBBC
Reposted by Andy Elms
Floella Benjamin for DG.
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Floella Benjamin for DG.
Reposted by Andy Elms
Welcome to the smug hour with your hosts Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie
November 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Welcome to the smug hour with your hosts Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie
There's a great footnote in one of the Gideon Defoe "The Pirates! In an Adventure With..." series, where The Pirate Captain tells other pirates where some treasure is*
*known as a Booty Call
#totp
*known as a Booty Call
#totp
November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
There's a great footnote in one of the Gideon Defoe "The Pirates! In an Adventure With..." series, where The Pirate Captain tells other pirates where some treasure is*
*known as a Booty Call
#totp
*known as a Booty Call
#totp
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Reposted by Andy Elms
An Exploding train feature would make Question Time essential viewing
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
An Exploding train feature would make Question Time essential viewing
Fond memories of Patrick Kielty arguing with Richard Park's criticism on "Fame Academy", so would enjoy him as presenter.
It's probably going to be Zoe Ball though
It's probably going to be Zoe Ball though
Major Irish star ‘tipped to replace’ Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman as new Strictly host
Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman announced their departure last week Move over, Holly Willoughby and Roman Kemp, as this major...
The post Major Irish star ‘tipped to replace’ Tess Daly and Claudia...
Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman announced their departure last week Move over, Holly Willoughby and Roman Kemp, as this major...
The post Major Irish star ‘tipped to replace’ Tess Daly and Claudia...
Major Irish star 'tipped to replace' Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman as new Strictly host
Move over, Holly Willoughby and Roman Kemp, as this major Irish TV star has been 'tipped' as the new favourite to host Strictly.
www.joe.ie
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Fond memories of Patrick Kielty arguing with Richard Park's criticism on "Fame Academy", so would enjoy him as presenter.
It's probably going to be Zoe Ball though
It's probably going to be Zoe Ball though
Coming up tonight, a new series of "Cats on the Cut", where Jules, John and Danny explore Basingstoke Canal. Steven nearly drops the windlass in Woking and they all try their paw at darts in Frimley Green.
That's at 9pm on BBC 4, after Christopher Biggins' Trolleybus Odyssey
That's at 9pm on BBC 4, after Christopher Biggins' Trolleybus Odyssey
I’ve just seen a narrowboat that looks like it’s entirely crewed by cats, and it’s not even 10am
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Coming up tonight, a new series of "Cats on the Cut", where Jules, John and Danny explore Basingstoke Canal. Steven nearly drops the windlass in Woking and they all try their paw at darts in Frimley Green.
That's at 9pm on BBC 4, after Christopher Biggins' Trolleybus Odyssey
That's at 9pm on BBC 4, after Christopher Biggins' Trolleybus Odyssey
Just seen an electric Ford Mustang hearse and a couple of stretched limos. Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in them
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Just seen an electric Ford Mustang hearse and a couple of stretched limos. Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in them
Happy Leonine Incursion Day, for those that celebrate it
On this day, 14 years ago, passengers were unable to alight from trains at Shepley due to reports by police of a lion in the area
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Happy Leonine Incursion Day, for those that celebrate it
All this conversation about goat meat stands makes me want to go down to my favourite takeaway on Stapleton Road for a curry
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
All this conversation about goat meat stands makes me want to go down to my favourite takeaway on Stapleton Road for a curry
There's a tradition of railway workers being awarded a George Cross for heroic acts, and then having a locomotive bear their name
@lner.co.uk, just saying 91124 hasn't got a name at present.
@lner.co.uk, just saying 91124 hasn't got a name at present.
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
There's a tradition of railway workers being awarded a George Cross for heroic acts, and then having a locomotive bear their name
@lner.co.uk, just saying 91124 hasn't got a name at present.
@lner.co.uk, just saying 91124 hasn't got a name at present.