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Andy Elms
@andyelms.bsky.social
He/Him. Not quite an Engineer.
Manages assets, assesses bridges, wrangles data, converts caffeine into sarcasm

My full titles are Mr. Andrew Elms BA MEng (Hons) (Cantab) of Upper Easton in the City and County of Bristol (in church hall if wet)
Pinned
What's your sign?
Stadler: "Who watches the watchmen?"
Waldorf: "More people than watch this show"
<laughs>
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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The new Director General of Butterfield's Brilliant British Broadcasting Corporation, featuring such shows as "The Great British Bon Bon Bon Bon Making Competition"

The BBBBC
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Floella Benjamin for DG.
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Stoke-on-Trent Dick and Dom
YouTube video by eatlightning
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November 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Welcome to the smug hour with your hosts Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie
November 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I preferred Duncan Harvey #totp
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Eric Oldthwaite is looking well #totp
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Which sitcom was this the theme tune to? #totp
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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DO MY LOVELY HORSE
#totp
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
There's a lovely piano instrumental of this on the Guy Chambers album #totp
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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If The Honeyz sang backing vocals for The Lemonheads together they could cure man flu #totp
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Obligatory "F*ck Jane Moir" post #totp
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Tell Bono. It's always in the last place you look #totp
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Following the success of "The Honeyz" in 1998 the government brought in The Literacy Hour to improve spelling #totp
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The B-Side to this was a live version of "Pink" and was better #totp
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
There's a great footnote in one of the Gideon Defoe "The Pirates! In an Adventure With..." series, where The Pirate Captain tells other pirates where some treasure is*

*known as a Booty Call

#totp
November 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It's Friday Night, it's 7pm, I'm already two pints of stout down.

Let's dooooooooooooo this #totp
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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An Exploding train feature would make Question Time essential viewing
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Fond memories of Patrick Kielty arguing with Richard Park's criticism on "Fame Academy", so would enjoy him as presenter.

It's probably going to be Zoe Ball though
Major Irish star ‘tipped to replace’ Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman as new Strictly host

Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman announced their departure last week Move over, Holly Willoughby and Roman Kemp, as this major...

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Major Irish star 'tipped to replace' Tess Daly and Claudia Winkleman as new Strictly host
Move over, Holly Willoughby and Roman Kemp, as this major Irish TV star has been 'tipped' as the new favourite to host Strictly.
www.joe.ie
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Coming up tonight, a new series of "Cats on the Cut", where Jules, John and Danny explore Basingstoke Canal. Steven nearly drops the windlass in Woking and they all try their paw at darts in Frimley Green.

That's at 9pm on BBC 4, after Christopher Biggins' Trolleybus Odyssey
I’ve just seen a narrowboat that looks like it’s entirely crewed by cats, and it’s not even 10am
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Just seen an electric Ford Mustang hearse and a couple of stretched limos. Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in them
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Happy Leonine Incursion Day, for those that celebrate it
On this day, 14 years ago, passengers were unable to alight from trains at Shepley due to reports by police of a lion in the area
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
All this conversation about goat meat stands makes me want to go down to my favourite takeaway on Stapleton Road for a curry
November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
There's a tradition of railway workers being awarded a George Cross for heroic acts, and then having a locomotive bear their name

@lner.co.uk, just saying 91124 hasn't got a name at present.
spread Samir Zitouni’s name far and wide
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM