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Andy Elms
@andyelms.bsky.social
He/Him. Not quite an Engineer.
Manages assets, assesses bridges, wrangles data, converts caffeine into sarcasm

My full titles are Mr. Andrew Elms BA MEng (Hons) (Cantab) of Upper Easton in the City and County of Bristol (in church hall if wet)
Somehow, he returned
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
That's the tea

Though why Picard keeps informing his replicator of gossip is anyone's guess
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Sweet Angels of Mons, that's quite an image
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Ideally 6 - 8 years, with an unsympathetic judge
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
We like to poppy
We like, we like to poppy
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
As far as I am aware, Trevithick's 1801 locomotive "Puffing Devil" was not a railway/plate way/tramway locomotive but travelled on the highway without guidance

There's such a confusing history about the Coal Brookdale/Wylam/Penydarren locomotives (and whether they were actually built!)
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Had a soft spot for this. Enjoyed it more than "All Night Long" or "Men of the World".
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 AM
"My work here is done"
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 AM
OK, are you south of Tunbridge Wells? #HideAndPeake
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Are you at a naturally occuring lake? #HideAndPeake
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Are you on the South Coast of England? #HideAndPeake
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Are you outside the M25? #HideAndPeake?
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Also, Dr. Claire Barlow. Coolest material scientist you ever met. Like Constance Tipper and Beatrice Shilling combined
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Professor Chris Calladine, who passed away a few months ago.

Lovely person, patient and friendly
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Can remember eating pizza in there
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM