Andy Elms
@andyelms.bsky.social
He/Him. Not quite an Engineer.
Manages assets, assesses bridges, wrangles data, converts caffeine into sarcasm
My full titles are Mr. Andrew Elms BA MEng (Hons) (Cantab) of Upper Easton in the City and County of Bristol (in church hall if wet)
Manages assets, assesses bridges, wrangles data, converts caffeine into sarcasm
My full titles are Mr. Andrew Elms BA MEng (Hons) (Cantab) of Upper Easton in the City and County of Bristol (in church hall if wet)
He didn't even do a rap about pancakes
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 AM
He didn't even do a rap about pancakes
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
The new Director General of Butterfield's Brilliant British Broadcasting Corporation, featuring such shows as "The Great British Bon Bon Bon Bon Making Competition"
The BBBBC
The BBBBC
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
The new Director General of Butterfield's Brilliant British Broadcasting Corporation, featuring such shows as "The Great British Bon Bon Bon Bon Making Competition"
The BBBBC
The BBBBC
Welcome to the smug hour with your hosts Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie
November 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Welcome to the smug hour with your hosts Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie
I preferred the original Blake's 7. They've made ORAC much too tall in this remake
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I preferred the original Blake's 7. They've made ORAC much too tall in this remake
The greatest thing is that this headline was unintentionally set up by his defence counsel's statement
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The greatest thing is that this headline was unintentionally set up by his defence counsel's statement
That's realy handy, thanks for the advice.
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
That's realy handy, thanks for the advice.
Alternatively, one to add to footpath fingerboards...
November 3, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Alternatively, one to add to footpath fingerboards...
Forget metal detectors at railway stations, I think there is another kind of large metal weapon we need to remove from the transport system #wellactually
November 3, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Forget metal detectors at railway stations, I think there is another kind of large metal weapon we need to remove from the transport system #wellactually
Still no patch on the absolute classic
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Still no patch on the absolute classic
Bristol Temple Meads Poppy Day collection, putting the decorum into "Dulce et decorum est, pro patria mori"
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Bristol Temple Meads Poppy Day collection, putting the decorum into "Dulce et decorum est, pro patria mori"
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social
These are superb, delightfully parochial - I was walking down Combfactory Lane only yesterday.
I've had kids ask me if the narrow house by Iceland is haunted (yes, really) - they say they've seen a ghostly face in the window.
I've had kids ask me if the narrow house by Iceland is haunted (yes, really) - they say they've seen a ghostly face in the window.
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 AM
These are superb, delightfully parochial - I was walking down Combfactory Lane only yesterday.
I've had kids ask me if the narrow house by Iceland is haunted (yes, really) - they say they've seen a ghostly face in the window.
I've had kids ask me if the narrow house by Iceland is haunted (yes, really) - they say they've seen a ghostly face in the window.
Tonight's dinner is courtesy of the local Iceland's charity raffle and the local Arbor Ales brewery
October 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Tonight's dinner is courtesy of the local Iceland's charity raffle and the local Arbor Ales brewery
That's been sent in from South Korea, it's "Platter of Sincerity" with their latest EP "US Beef". I suppose you could call it Seoul music.
Anyway, here's The Fall
Anyway, here's The Fall
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
That's been sent in from South Korea, it's "Platter of Sincerity" with their latest EP "US Beef". I suppose you could call it Seoul music.
Anyway, here's The Fall
Anyway, here's The Fall
Had a brief affair with Prince under the pseudonym "Rasp"
Screen tested for Princess Leia, baking her own hairstyle
Was the second into the Iranian Embassy
Holds a life season ticket to Norwich City
Acted as cover for Mystic Meg' skiing holiday in early 1996
Screen tested for Princess Leia, baking her own hairstyle
Was the second into the Iranian Embassy
Holds a life season ticket to Norwich City
Acted as cover for Mystic Meg' skiing holiday in early 1996
October 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Had a brief affair with Prince under the pseudonym "Rasp"
Screen tested for Princess Leia, baking her own hairstyle
Was the second into the Iranian Embassy
Holds a life season ticket to Norwich City
Acted as cover for Mystic Meg' skiing holiday in early 1996
Screen tested for Princess Leia, baking her own hairstyle
Was the second into the Iranian Embassy
Holds a life season ticket to Norwich City
Acted as cover for Mystic Meg' skiing holiday in early 1996
Not enough Sean O'Kane gifs on here
October 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Not enough Sean O'Kane gifs on here
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't dracula
October 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't dracula
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
The Grauniad's Politics Live agenda for the day contains this word salad.
Bet you a jam tart the Nick Timothy "speech free speech" will be even less coherent than this
Bet you a jam tart the Nick Timothy "speech free speech" will be even less coherent than this
October 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
The Grauniad's Politics Live agenda for the day contains this word salad.
Bet you a jam tart the Nick Timothy "speech free speech" will be even less coherent than this
Bet you a jam tart the Nick Timothy "speech free speech" will be even less coherent than this
AWS is down, you say?
October 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
AWS is down, you say?
I hate the way French lorries have stickers to remind us of it.
October 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I hate the way French lorries have stickers to remind us of it.
What's the charge? Impersonating Baddiel?
October 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
What's the charge? Impersonating Baddiel?
Tonight's beverage. Sensation is akin to being lightly concussed by a bag of demerara sugar
October 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Tonight's beverage. Sensation is akin to being lightly concussed by a bag of demerara sugar