Ian Thompson
@mrithompson.bsky.social
Don’t feed Joey after midnight?
September 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Don’t feed Joey after midnight?
And my dog just laughed at me. No more medals for him.
September 26, 2025 at 10:33 AM
And my dog just laughed at me. No more medals for him.
Bad day for Blackbirds.
June 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Bad day for Blackbirds.
He’s only got 21 minutes left.
May 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
He’s only got 21 minutes left.
Good luck getting a dog to hold a hosepipe.
April 20, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Good luck getting a dog to hold a hosepipe.
Trotters Independent Traders founder Del Boy Trotter has said his family will be millionaires by the end of next year as the company investigates why the Betamax recorder sold to Mickey Pearce recently exploded.
March 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Trotters Independent Traders founder Del Boy Trotter has said his family will be millionaires by the end of next year as the company investigates why the Betamax recorder sold to Mickey Pearce recently exploded.
Bus stop bin top breakfast buffet.
March 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Bus stop bin top breakfast buffet.
RIP Arch Stanton.
February 3, 2025 at 9:01 AM
RIP Arch Stanton.
They were a lot bigger in the 60s.
February 1, 2025 at 10:49 AM
They were a lot bigger in the 60s.
I only drink coffee in the morning but I’m fairly sure I still have a 100% chance of death.
January 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I only drink coffee in the morning but I’m fairly sure I still have a 100% chance of death.
He’s never going to finish A Song of Ice and Fire is he?
January 5, 2025 at 10:56 AM
He’s never going to finish A Song of Ice and Fire is he?
Seasons Greetings.
December 24, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Seasons Greetings.
Quite right. We wouldn’t want the Chinese to find out what the Royals had for lunch.
December 16, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Quite right. We wouldn’t want the Chinese to find out what the Royals had for lunch.
Bear could use forested area for bowel movements.
November 30, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Bear could use forested area for bowel movements.
If I was Henry Hill I’d be furious with this wacky rebranding.
November 29, 2024 at 11:35 AM
If I was Henry Hill I’d be furious with this wacky rebranding.
And I thought it was just a plain white shirt.
November 26, 2024 at 5:19 PM
And I thought it was just a plain white shirt.
Disruptors. The things Romulans use to kill people.
November 17, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Disruptors. The things Romulans use to kill people.
Those Bond villains who wanted to destroy all but about 50 humans and start again under water or on the moon perhaps had a point after all.
November 9, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Those Bond villains who wanted to destroy all but about 50 humans and start again under water or on the moon perhaps had a point after all.
