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Sometimes I’ll replay a game and think “I’ll do an evil playthrough, that’ll be new and fun” and then I’ll do one evil thing and be like no…it’s wrong to do that to these pixels.
August 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Sometimes I’ll replay a game and think “I’ll do an evil playthrough, that’ll be new and fun” and then I’ll do one evil thing and be like no…it’s wrong to do that to these pixels.
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I just blessed a dude who sneezed and I had absolutely zero authority to do so. He thinks he’s blessed. He’s not.
November 26, 2024 at 2:39 AM
I just blessed a dude who sneezed and I had absolutely zero authority to do so. He thinks he’s blessed. He’s not.
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Normalizing responding with “whose ass are we kicking” when someone tells you they’re having a bad day
May 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Normalizing responding with “whose ass are we kicking” when someone tells you they’re having a bad day
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We have such cute things to show you
July 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
We have such cute things to show you
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Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.
July 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.
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Today was my first day working in disorganized crime. I set fire to the wrong house and lost the keys to the getaway car. My boss is very pleased.
May 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Today was my first day working in disorganized crime. I set fire to the wrong house and lost the keys to the getaway car. My boss is very pleased.
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be kinder to yourself today, you idiot
May 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
be kinder to yourself today, you idiot
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people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude
May 20, 2025 at 8:34 AM
people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude
My inbox is almost full? No more emails? Oh nooo whatever will I do
May 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My inbox is almost full? No more emails? Oh nooo whatever will I do
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I don’t need a career, I need to be sent to the seaside for my health like a Victorian lady
May 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I don’t need a career, I need to be sent to the seaside for my health like a Victorian lady
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Facebook friends don't like it when you say "Happy Birthday! I can't believe you're still alive" I know that now
May 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Facebook friends don't like it when you say "Happy Birthday! I can't believe you're still alive" I know that now
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time is not real so screen time can fuck right off
May 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
time is not real so screen time can fuck right off
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I would absolutely download a car, if that was an option. I would download a human soul, I don't give a fuck
May 9, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I would absolutely download a car, if that was an option. I would download a human soul, I don't give a fuck
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please be Andy Dick please be Andy Dick please be Andy Dick
May 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
please be Andy Dick please be Andy Dick please be Andy Dick
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If you can’t handle me at my oh my god what have I done, you don’t deserve me at my what could possibly go wrong
May 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
If you can’t handle me at my oh my god what have I done, you don’t deserve me at my what could possibly go wrong
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Doing a bit of research
July 5, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Doing a bit of research
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𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘉𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯' is my favorite song describing the proper application of a particular type of footwear.
April 9, 2025 at 8:33 AM
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘉𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯' is my favorite song describing the proper application of a particular type of footwear.
I die inside a little bit every time I see a tech demo that involves an ai being quirky or goofy or using emojis
March 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I die inside a little bit every time I see a tech demo that involves an ai being quirky or goofy or using emojis
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im definitely the most gangster motherfucker in this neighborhood with a hummingbird feeder
March 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
im definitely the most gangster motherfucker in this neighborhood with a hummingbird feeder
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I wanna be legit but just enough to still be able to quit
March 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I wanna be legit but just enough to still be able to quit