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Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice 💙TG💙 MOMSPLAINER
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↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️
🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫
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↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️
🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫
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This is my only existence here... I collect all the funny people... and they're trapped on my island called Shitposterslandia
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Tried to explain what a labubu is to my grandpa and he shot me in the leg
August 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Tried to explain what a labubu is to my grandpa and he shot me in the leg
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Attorney General Pam Bondi further cemented the Trump administration's takeover of DC law enforcement on Thursday by shifting decision-making authority from its police chief and handing it to the head of the Drug Enforcement Administration, Terry Cole. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Attorney General Pam Bondi appoints DEA administrator as 'emergency' D.C. police chief
D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser pushed back on the order, saying "there is no statute that conveys the District’s personnel authority to a federal official."
www.nbcnews.com
August 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Attorney General Pam Bondi further cemented the Trump administration's takeover of DC law enforcement on Thursday by shifting decision-making authority from its police chief and handing it to the head of the Drug Enforcement Administration, Terry Cole. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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I'm so old I call my boner classic rock.
August 15, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I'm so old I call my boner classic rock.
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my four year old daughter, clearly stewing for months, brought up out of nowhere today that at preschool last year kids were going behind a tree to say “the F word,” but that nobody would teach her what it was. “I want to know the F word,” she told me sadly
August 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
my four year old daughter, clearly stewing for months, brought up out of nowhere today that at preschool last year kids were going behind a tree to say “the F word,” but that nobody would teach her what it was. “I want to know the F word,” she told me sadly
Been gone for a while... Went to Virginia. Captured these shots from the train I was on.
August 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Been gone for a while... Went to Virginia. Captured these shots from the train I was on.
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OnlyFans but it’s just me bringing my milkshake to your yard.
August 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
OnlyFans but it’s just me bringing my milkshake to your yard.
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I'm so done with this pseudo reality... just take me back to the matrix now ffs
August 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I'm so done with this pseudo reality... just take me back to the matrix now ffs
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the bar for straight men getting laid is so comically low that it is tragic they can’t meet it
1. don’t be a dick
2. wash your ass
3. put a modicum of effort into your clothes and habitat
4. know the basics of female anatomy
that’s basically it! and i know women who will compromise on those!
1. don’t be a dick
2. wash your ass
3. put a modicum of effort into your clothes and habitat
4. know the basics of female anatomy
that’s basically it! and i know women who will compromise on those!
August 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
the bar for straight men getting laid is so comically low that it is tragic they can’t meet it
1. don’t be a dick
2. wash your ass
3. put a modicum of effort into your clothes and habitat
4. know the basics of female anatomy
that’s basically it! and i know women who will compromise on those!
1. don’t be a dick
2. wash your ass
3. put a modicum of effort into your clothes and habitat
4. know the basics of female anatomy
that’s basically it! and i know women who will compromise on those!
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Bluesky is the only place I encounter aggressive grandmas
August 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Bluesky is the only place I encounter aggressive grandmas
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So if they were up, they’d be wrong too, right Kev?
“…whichever way they are going.”
Do they hear themselves?
“…whichever way they are going.”
Do they hear themselves?
Kevin Hassett dismisses today's bad jobs report: "I don't think anybody can trust that the numbers are right whichever way they are going."
August 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
So if they were up, they’d be wrong too, right Kev?
“…whichever way they are going.”
Do they hear themselves?
“…whichever way they are going.”
Do they hear themselves?
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got kicked out of another cheerleading team tryouts for ranting about the objective case “WHOM do we appreciate”
July 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
got kicked out of another cheerleading team tryouts for ranting about the objective case “WHOM do we appreciate”
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We’ll be lucky to have dial-up internet and diesel fuel when Dipshitler is done with us in 42 months.
July 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
We’ll be lucky to have dial-up internet and diesel fuel when Dipshitler is done with us in 42 months.
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Maybe there’s hope. Federal judges sounded very skeptical today as Trump’s team tried to defend using “emergency powers” to slap tariffs on countries worldwide. One judge even asked: “Where does it say ‘tariffs’ in the law?”
US appeals court scrutinizes Trump's use of tariffs as trade deadline looms
U.S. appeals court judges sharply questioned on Thursday whether President Donald Trump's tariffs were justified by the president's emergency powers, as lawyers for states and businesses challenging the measures argued he exceeded his authority.
www.reuters.com
July 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Maybe there’s hope. Federal judges sounded very skeptical today as Trump’s team tried to defend using “emergency powers” to slap tariffs on countries worldwide. One judge even asked: “Where does it say ‘tariffs’ in the law?”
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Leavitt refers to Trump as the "former president"
July 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Leavitt refers to Trump as the "former president"
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😡
Before & After. 👹👹👹
Beautiful & The Beast.
He's the destroyer of everything beautiful. Hella ugly, I say. 🖕🏼
Beautiful & The Beast.
He's the destroyer of everything beautiful. Hella ugly, I say. 🖕🏼
July 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
😡
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My AI girlfriend has SO MANY fingers.
July 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My AI girlfriend has SO MANY fingers.
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Alan Dershowitz announces a mammoth new lawsuit: he’s personally suing every resident, visitor, and vacationer on Martha’s Vineyard for being mean to him.
July 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Alan Dershowitz announces a mammoth new lawsuit: he’s personally suing every resident, visitor, and vacationer on Martha’s Vineyard for being mean to him.
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We call you, unfit, unhinged. Too ill. A political hack, not very good, we say that about you. Your projections are spot on.
"Not very good" "Not very smart"
"Not very good" "Not very smart"
Trump on Jerome Powell: "Biden only extended him because he knew I couldn't stand him."
July 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
We call you, unfit, unhinged. Too ill. A political hack, not very good, we say that about you. Your projections are spot on.
"Not very good" "Not very smart"
"Not very good" "Not very smart"
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Wait. Wut???? "Biden's war"
You actually said, "you could stop it within 24 hrs, or even before you git'in" You said, "it would've never happened if you're in the WH."
You're in the WH now, STOP IT, MR. TOUGH, STRONG GUY, FLNOTUS.
You actually said, "you could stop it within 24 hrs, or even before you git'in" You said, "it would've never happened if you're in the WH."
You're in the WH now, STOP IT, MR. TOUGH, STRONG GUY, FLNOTUS.
July 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Wait. Wut???? "Biden's war"
You actually said, "you could stop it within 24 hrs, or even before you git'in" You said, "it would've never happened if you're in the WH."
You're in the WH now, STOP IT, MR. TOUGH, STRONG GUY, FLNOTUS.
You actually said, "you could stop it within 24 hrs, or even before you git'in" You said, "it would've never happened if you're in the WH."
You're in the WH now, STOP IT, MR. TOUGH, STRONG GUY, FLNOTUS.
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Make everyone come to you from now on.
July 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Make everyone come to you from now on.
In LA. Bought this for the message...
Love you guys.
Xoxoxo ❤️❤️❤️
Love you guys.
Xoxoxo ❤️❤️❤️
July 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
In LA. Bought this for the message...
Love you guys.
Xoxoxo ❤️❤️❤️
Love you guys.
Xoxoxo ❤️❤️❤️
So tired of traveling
July 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
So tired of traveling
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i'm being hounded by former friends again...
July 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
i'm being hounded by former friends again...
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i love when people are like “you fuck with them, you fuck with me” it’s like cool i didn’t expect a threesome today and then i get neked
July 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
i love when people are like “you fuck with them, you fuck with me” it’s like cool i didn’t expect a threesome today and then i get neked