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LA - 💙 Sassy Pants 💙
@lasassypants.bsky.social
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Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice 💙TG💙 MOMSPLAINER

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Been gone for a while... Went to Virginia. Captured these shots from the train I was on.
Beautiful sunset reflections on the water A river with rapids, bushes and trees
August 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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In LA. Bought this for the message...
Love you guys.
Xoxoxo ❤️❤️❤️
Cup with text that says "never walk alone... It's not where you walk, it's who walks with you."
July 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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So tired of traveling
View out a plane window
July 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Fucking Republicans 🤬🖕🤬
July 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Don't blink, parents. This kid built his first computer at 8 years old and now towers above me, handling all my tech problems... Making straight As at University. Proud Mama. Life moves fast. Hug your babies.
I picture of me with my daughter laying on a pillow and my 8yo son on my lap holding a video game controller and the words I Love Sunday Mornings written above
July 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Nightcap, then off to recharge my battery #goodnight
A glass of whiskey and a bottle of Dalmore 15 on a white counter with a fake bonsai in the background
July 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Leaving my childhood home heading back to my adult home. *le sigh*
Me holding a cup of coffee with a lake, a tree, a boat and ducks in the background
July 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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This was a 😂 *snortlaugh*
...before I had to type the Alt text
4 photos of a cat wearing a headset...with a banner that says Thank you for calling Kitty IT. How may I help you today? First pic says Right... Second pic says Uh-huh... Third pic says Ah. I see. Forth pic says Have you tried pushing it off the counter?
July 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Yeah.
It's been a day...
...but it's 5 o'clock Friday,
Peace out bitches.. 🫶☮️✌️

...and Mama's hoppin' in the pool while hubs pre-games a thick steak in the smoker.
Me holding a glass of whiskey with a clock in the background that reads five o'clock
July 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Breakin the Fast... #KetoLife
A keto bagel on a white plate on a white counter with a jar of crunchy peanut butter and a jar of sugar free grape jelly
July 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Had a busy day today. Walked just over a mile, with a bumb pinkie toe... took some photos, watched some girls softball & ate some delicious baklava
My legs with black shorts wearing blue shoes A starburst thru pink flowers on a tree My blue shoes looking out to a softball field Baklava with chocolate and nuts in a white Styrofoam container
July 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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July 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Chillin' & Readin' after a dip in the pool
A book on my lap with my feet on a table outside with a white cup and a red straw with floral cushions across the table
July 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Back home...
breakin the fast
A white bowl with potatoes topped with 2 runny eggs with ketchup and a sausage patty. On a black cook top with blue tile backslash
July 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Good coffee and good music this morning.
Me holding a mug of coffee with my legs up and a dog licking my feet
July 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Spent my day here. Fell asleep. Best day yet. Pet sitting ends tomorrow. Also, getting a massage tomorrow for a pulled butt muscle. So, tomorrow might be better. #NoComplaints
My legs on a pool patio with pretty blue water in a pool cage with stairs up to the 2nd story
July 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Breakin' the Fast
A toasted ham and turkey with cheese on a green plate, with a bowl of olive oil and spices
July 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Breakin' the Fast 😋
A grey plate with a bagel topped with crunchy peanut butter, cream cheese, jelly and bacon. A small glass of orange juice sits behind it
June 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Rain, coffee & my morning Jazz
Life could be sunny, but this works
Sipping coffee on a porch with a dog and grey rainy clouds
June 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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My fucking sister. 😂❤️😂
A beach scene with the words "Tomorrow is not promised. Call your siblings and tell them they are ugly and adopted."
June 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I didn't start it.
June 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Need to pluck these off
June 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Perhaps
Me holding a glass of whiskey and French manicure and very tan legs from being at the beach for a week
June 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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It's hot as ballz
Reads 93°F Feels Like: 100°F Hi: 94° Lo: 75°
June 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Haven't killed it yet 😅
New record. 2 months, I believe
Me holding a silver mug of coffee wearing a thumb ring with a pink orchid and a rolled up American flag
June 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM