Juristrying
@juristired.bsky.social
No longer an attorney, now a mental health counselor. Posts do not reflect my employer’s opinions and are not counseling. Tired but trying.
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Happy "let's circle back to this after the holidays" season to all who observe
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Happy "let's circle back to this after the holidays" season to all who observe
What are we even doing with women’s fashion these days? I can’t wear this shit and don’t know anyone who would.
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
What are we even doing with women’s fashion these days? I can’t wear this shit and don’t know anyone who would.
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Um @dieworkwear.bsky.social can you please come over here a second
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Um @dieworkwear.bsky.social can you please come over here a second
www.southernliving.com/blue-bell-ch... I am delighted to report that I have this ice cream in my house. It’s amazing, as always.
Blue Bell Announces The Return Of Yet Another Fan-Favorite Holiday Flavor
Blue Bell has returned Christmas Cookies Ice Cream to our freezer aisles.
www.southernliving.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
www.southernliving.com/blue-bell-ch... I am delighted to report that I have this ice cream in my house. It’s amazing, as always.
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People also used to put on a tie when being interviewed on national television.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
People also used to put on a tie when being interviewed on national television.
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
I am ordering a gigantic box of blueberry scones for the holidays, and I keep singing, 🎵 “Everybody must get sconed!” 🎶
*I think I hear my husband talking to a divorce lawyer.*
*I think I hear my husband talking to a divorce lawyer.*
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I am ordering a gigantic box of blueberry scones for the holidays, and I keep singing, 🎵 “Everybody must get sconed!” 🎶
*I think I hear my husband talking to a divorce lawyer.*
*I think I hear my husband talking to a divorce lawyer.*
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“ur posts have been so good today” thanks im having a psychotic event
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“ur posts have been so good today” thanks im having a psychotic event
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This is like watching a stress dream from law school but in real life.
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This is like watching a stress dream from law school but in real life.
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Luckily, there is a cure.
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Luckily, there is a cure.
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Well damn if the First Circuit didn't have my full attention with the start of this opinion. www.courtlistener.com/opinion/1073...
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Well damn if the First Circuit didn't have my full attention with the start of this opinion. www.courtlistener.com/opinion/1073...
I got a pretty picture this evening on our walk.
November 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I got a pretty picture this evening on our walk.
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Behold the Rocktopus
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Behold the Rocktopus
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cell phone speakers were a mistake
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
cell phone speakers were a mistake
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“Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back to life as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit on any of your containers.” 🤫🤣😉
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
“Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back to life as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit on any of your containers.” 🤫🤣😉
FYI, this morning on the uber right wing religious radio station, they are discussing the decline of the population of NY state, how police are leaving NYC, tourism is down in NYC, and NYC will be under Sharia law soon. Lmao. Epstein who?
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
FYI, this morning on the uber right wing religious radio station, they are discussing the decline of the population of NY state, how police are leaving NYC, tourism is down in NYC, and NYC will be under Sharia law soon. Lmao. Epstein who?
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I just saw a video discussing the unbalanced mental load in many het marriages. The husband in the vid didn't know his kids' shoe sizes when renting bowling shoes, and had to ask his wife. I'm proud to say my marriage is very egalitarian bc neither of us has any gd clue what their shoe sizes are
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I just saw a video discussing the unbalanced mental load in many het marriages. The husband in the vid didn't know his kids' shoe sizes when renting bowling shoes, and had to ask his wife. I'm proud to say my marriage is very egalitarian bc neither of us has any gd clue what their shoe sizes are
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Keep pushing for the Epstein files and we are going to get universal healthcare and equal rights amendment out of trump lmaoooo
BREAKING: The Trump Administration has just dropped tariffs on dozens of food items, including:
Beef
Tomatoes
Coffee
Bananas
Coconuts
Nuts
Avocados
Pineapples
Beef
Tomatoes
Coffee
Bananas
Coconuts
Nuts
Avocados
Pineapples
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Keep pushing for the Epstein files and we are going to get universal healthcare and equal rights amendment out of trump lmaoooo
Lot of mixed feelings on this flavor. Not red velvet but also (kind of) tastes good?
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Lot of mixed feelings on this flavor. Not red velvet but also (kind of) tastes good?
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to be fair, I bet "I'd take a bullet for you" hits different when it comes from a Kennedy
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
to be fair, I bet "I'd take a bullet for you" hits different when it comes from a Kennedy
I mean, seems like we could avoid the cost and effort of a whole investigation and just make the files public, but what do I know?
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I mean, seems like we could avoid the cost and effort of a whole investigation and just make the files public, but what do I know?
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Americans really will use anything but the metric system
Everybody loves to dunk on toilet paper roll math, but seriously- what the fuck are we even doing.
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Americans really will use anything but the metric system
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When you don't have time for the full freakout
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
When you don't have time for the full freakout
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I've always been so prone to typos. Now I know it's because I'm billionaire material
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I've always been so prone to typos. Now I know it's because I'm billionaire material