Erin Jean Warde
@erinjeanwarde.bsky.social
Author—Sober Spirituality. Episcopal Priest. Writer. Spiritual director. Recovery coach. Comedy, cats, chaos. Nashville, TN & Charlevoix, MI. She/Her. 🇮🇪
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
1. Plains (Katie Crutchfield)
2. Patty Griffin
3. Celine Dion
4. Coheed & Cambria
5. Lady Gaga
1. Plains (Katie Crutchfield)
2. Patty Griffin
3. Celine Dion
4. Coheed & Cambria
5. Lady Gaga
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
1. Sara Bareilles
2. Madonna
3. Kylie Minogue
4. Beyoncé
5. Lady Gaga
1. Sara Bareilles
2. Madonna
3. Kylie Minogue
4. Beyoncé
5. Lady Gaga
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
1. Plains (Katie Crutchfield)
2. Patty Griffin
3. Celine Dion
4. Coheed & Cambria
5. Lady Gaga
1. Plains (Katie Crutchfield)
2. Patty Griffin
3. Celine Dion
4. Coheed & Cambria
5. Lady Gaga
Snuggles with Gigi never get old
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Snuggles with Gigi never get old
Everyone PLEASE be ready for the changing of the guards from pumpkin spice to balsam fir
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Everyone PLEASE be ready for the changing of the guards from pumpkin spice to balsam fir
We are trying to function at PEAK coziness today
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We are trying to function at PEAK coziness today
I realized I have no recollection of seeing any Jurassic Park movies past the original—one of my favorites!—so I'm going to watch the franchise over this solo holiday weekend. Starting Jurassic Park now! 🦖♥️
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I realized I have no recollection of seeing any Jurassic Park movies past the original—one of my favorites!—so I'm going to watch the franchise over this solo holiday weekend. Starting Jurassic Park now! 🦖♥️
I'm doing solo thanksgiving (don't worry, everyone is okay, this was a choice made with my family!) & I just wanted to let y'all know that I got gravy lover's cat food, lobster cat treats, & a fresh pouch of cat nip. I promise my children will also have a nice holiday.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm doing solo thanksgiving (don't worry, everyone is okay, this was a choice made with my family!) & I just wanted to let y'all know that I got gravy lover's cat food, lobster cat treats, & a fresh pouch of cat nip. I promise my children will also have a nice holiday.
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I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
Having a tough day so naturally I spiraled into thinking that since I couldn't find Penny she curled up somewhere and died, just to very quickly find her asleep under the bed, lol. Now she is hanging out in the living room but the vibes are extremely "forced family fun." Happy holidays! 😂
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Having a tough day so naturally I spiraled into thinking that since I couldn't find Penny she curled up somewhere and died, just to very quickly find her asleep under the bed, lol. Now she is hanging out in the living room but the vibes are extremely "forced family fun." Happy holidays! 😂
I just used my Canon Ivy printer to print pictures I took this week then pasted them into my weekly planner and now I feel like the coolest nerd in the world
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I just used my Canon Ivy printer to print pictures I took this week then pasted them into my weekly planner and now I feel like the coolest nerd in the world
Somebody just honked at me for NOT running a red light, y'all I'm tired
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Somebody just honked at me for NOT running a red light, y'all I'm tired
I tried to clean my coffee maker and busted it, what an omen
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I tried to clean my coffee maker and busted it, what an omen
I really need to sleep well tonight because I'm driving all day tomorrow, I wonder if it would help if I said to myself, hey this is REALLY IMPORTANT you need to go to sleep immediately IT COULD BE DANGEROUS TO MESS THIS UP
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I really need to sleep well tonight because I'm driving all day tomorrow, I wonder if it would help if I said to myself, hey this is REALLY IMPORTANT you need to go to sleep immediately IT COULD BE DANGEROUS TO MESS THIS UP
New ADHD paralysis demon unlocked: I need to clean the apartment but if I clean it now it'll be dirty by the time I leave tomorrow morning so I'm just sitting here wishing I was cleaning and I'll have to be up as early as possible to clean and then leave lolsob
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
New ADHD paralysis demon unlocked: I need to clean the apartment but if I clean it now it'll be dirty by the time I leave tomorrow morning so I'm just sitting here wishing I was cleaning and I'll have to be up as early as possible to clean and then leave lolsob
I'm gonna have to start All Her Fault because I'm nervous about spoilers
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm gonna have to start All Her Fault because I'm nervous about spoilers
Speaking of which: I'd love your favorite documentary recs!
I'm aware that I (unapologetically!) watch tons of TV/movies & I'm wanting that time spent to be more in learning mode
I'm aware that I (unapologetically!) watch tons of TV/movies & I'm wanting that time spent to be more in learning mode
me: I love documentaries because they give you an insight into real life in a way that is thrilling, thoughtful, and encourages reflection
also me: the two most recent I've seen are the catfish mom and poop cruise
also me: the two most recent I've seen are the catfish mom and poop cruise
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Speaking of which: I'd love your favorite documentary recs!
I'm aware that I (unapologetically!) watch tons of TV/movies & I'm wanting that time spent to be more in learning mode
I'm aware that I (unapologetically!) watch tons of TV/movies & I'm wanting that time spent to be more in learning mode
I took an everything shower, I've got a full water bottle of ice water, and I'm turning on The Perfect Neighbor—unbothered, moisturized, happy, in my lane, focused, flourishing
me: I love documentaries because they give you an insight into real life in a way that is thrilling, thoughtful, and encourages reflection
also me: the two most recent I've seen are the catfish mom and poop cruise
also me: the two most recent I've seen are the catfish mom and poop cruise
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I took an everything shower, I've got a full water bottle of ice water, and I'm turning on The Perfect Neighbor—unbothered, moisturized, happy, in my lane, focused, flourishing
me: I love documentaries because they give you an insight into real life in a way that is thrilling, thoughtful, and encourages reflection
also me: the two most recent I've seen are the catfish mom and poop cruise
also me: the two most recent I've seen are the catfish mom and poop cruise
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
me: I love documentaries because they give you an insight into real life in a way that is thrilling, thoughtful, and encourages reflection
also me: the two most recent I've seen are the catfish mom and poop cruise
also me: the two most recent I've seen are the catfish mom and poop cruise
Every day on here y'all telling me something I don't wanna know 😭
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Every day on here y'all telling me something I don't wanna know 😭
Shocked to say I agree with Trump on something but it's true: we both love Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Shocked to say I agree with Trump on something but it's true: we both love Mamdani
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Trump is now defending Mamdani in response to loaded questions from Fox News. incredible scenes
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Trump is now defending Mamdani in response to loaded questions from Fox News. incredible scenes
There is a fly driving me crazy buzzing around the window but if I open the window a little it just goes flying further into the house and I think this is exactly what God feels like watching me live my life
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
There is a fly driving me crazy buzzing around the window but if I open the window a little it just goes flying further into the house and I think this is exactly what God feels like watching me live my life
Happy "let's circle back to this after the holidays" season to all who observe
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Happy "let's circle back to this after the holidays" season to all who observe
*sits backward in chair* what if I told you there was a man who entered the world to get rid of Wickedness... For Good, open up your Bibles
November 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
*sits backward in chair* what if I told you there was a man who entered the world to get rid of Wickedness... For Good, open up your Bibles